Windows 10 Anniversary Update

This is going to drive me absolutely crazy. The clock is supposed to be in the bottom right corner. Fuck you, Microsoft. Fuck you so much.

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They really got everything right with ME. Its just been so downhill since then. At least vista was okay.

>everything right with ME
>at least vista was okay

Kek

Nobody like this kind of nu-male irony, faggot.

Does Sup Forums actually defend this?

I genuinely liked vista and played the world of Warcraft on it. Fight me fgt.

But seriously though, doesn't this bug you?

so what exactly is the problem
are you unable to find the clock because its not the bottom-right most UI element?

u can hide that ya big dumdum

Look at this faggoty apologist.

uh the clock is still in the bottom right corner bruh

they've been putting other stuff in that corner since vista where have you been?

a bit, but i'm pretty sure there is an option you didn't find yet

what did it break other than that is more important question

I happen to like the notifications pane in win10. Like just the other day, i heard my laptop chime while it was in sleep mode, i opened it up and lo in behold it wasn't in sleep mode at all. it had installed an update, restarted, and uninstalled speccy because apparently it wasn't compatible anymore, and the only reason i know this is because it was noted in the notifications pane

true story

>what did it break other than that is more important question

Apparently, it's broken the user's right to privacy even moreso than vanilla Windows 10.

But hey, I'm still gonna install it. I want to connect my Xbone controller via bluetooth.

>having speccy installed in the first place when you can just unzip the portable edition

>not restricting your executables so they can only run in %programfiles%
no wonder people get ransomware on their puters

Problem:
>Windows 10 uninstalls all my programs on its own whims!
Solution
>Just use portable versions for the small minority where there is such a version availible

Brilliant.

It belongs where Microsoft tells you it belongs, and don't you forget that you little bitch.

I found this privacy guide for the Anniversary Edition. Shit's getting out of hand

adolfintel.com/?p=w10debotnet/index_1607.frag

>adolfintel.com/?p=w10debotnet/index_1607.frag

Sure, that looks like a trustworthy link.

so uh.. you guys aren't still using 7 then huh?

At least I don't use URL shorteners to monitor clicks.

Of course not. It's ancient.

Y-you can do that on windows 10?

CANT MUM SAID NOT ALLOWED

You know it's trustworthy from fucking Adolf Intel .com

it's 12:33pm here in india, where is my update

> windows 10 maymay
i-it's a meme r-right? you're not actually using it as your main OS r-right, user kun?

> india
you're trolling right?

Nah, I'm actually Indian. I'm not joking.

>haha hes indian!!!
im just kidding, but really windows 10 made a lot of my games not work at all

>They really got everything right with ME.
NO!

Do you have a (private) toilet? Tell the truth.

Remove it then.

I'd give my life
Not for honor
But for (You)
I'm still in a dream
Bait Eater

Mfw you cucks don't know about any of the new security features in Redstone and actually think that Linux is more secure from 0days than windows
If you aren't using VTL1 don't even talk about security

So when is the update rolling out again?

*saves worksheet on new exploits*

its almost like everone is vulnerable

>The clock is supposed to be in the bottom right corner.
The clock is where Microsoft tells you the clock is.

Everyone is, but the paths that VRs can take now on Windows are severely restricted, control flow guard is insane, there's a lot of bleeding edge stuff the kernel security team has been working on that was implemented that makes it insane to try and pwn a box w secure kernel on
If you actually care about any of this stuff read what Ionescu puts out

ugh yeah?

I said to tell the truth, Pajeet. Do you poo in the loo?

pls go back to Sup Forums

No, it's shared with my friends and a couple hundred million other people.

Yet another reason to purchase the new Apple MacBook Pro with Retina Display.

funny thing, I think it looks much better now

it looks so.... square

Still need to make the task bar slim.

any europeans here with the update?

>your device is up to date

no it's not ;-;

>help me i'm retarded!

it might take up to 25 days for you to get the update. unless you're subscribed to the premium insider program (30$ a month) then it's around 5 days.

I'm an amerifat and I still don't have it.
Starting to get paranoid that I deleted and disabled too much shit.

Congrats, windows now has basic logging tools. I'd rather my computer not do stuff like that while it's supposedly asleep.

What?

>chink cartoon
>chinese language
>believing in OS meme

I don't even.

If you're too stupid to figure out how to turn it off you deserve to be stuck with it.

Shouldn't you be making some fake accounts or something, Pahjeet?

>Settings
>System
>Notifications & actions
>Turn system icons on or off

Have you ever heard of Google before?

Poo in loo jokes are Sup Forumss domain

Until Microsofts keylogger "telemetry" database gets leaked, then non if that will matter

It's Sup Forumsshit and you know it.

That's a weird way to spell "install gentoo"

ree

when do I get the update?

That actually makes more sense than having the clock at that spot. Notifications and start button are the things you click the most and it's the logical thing having them in the spot where it's easiest to navigate - in the corner.

Sup Forums actually.

>autism

MS puts them out about 10am American time. I'm not sure which version of American time though.

>itshappening.gif

kek

Also how many fucking definition updates does Windows Defender need? I just updated its definition an hour ago and a day before and now I got another one.

shut the fuck up Rajesh

wtf I love windows 10 now

Cyber hackers don't rest.

WHERE IS IT GOD DAMMIT

is it one of those "it's gonna look like you're installing windows 10 again and by the way your drivers are all back to those broken versions you had before again haha, enjoy bro" updates?

>12:25
>last checked 12:27
>12:28
>it's 12:33pm
>posted at h:03

Do you live in a black hole?

it never is

so you never had the threshold update? wow user, you must be a special snowflake!

DId you not install the TH2 update? It literally wipes everything (except your personal files) and reinstalls.

never had any problems

If you had to use 10, which is better
- Pirated Enterprise
- Legit Pro (upgraded from pirated 7 or 8)

10 AM PACIFIC TIME

>problems

ahhh shit, I've got baited. kudos to you my good sire, upvoted.

Using legit Win10 Pro upgraded from pirated 8.1 that got activated using Skype. Been pretty good, no problems thus far.

Enterprise of course. Pro is now fully cucked down to Home levels.

is therw any eta?

>read what Ionescu puts out
Could you specify for those unaware?

>wanting update
it just means i'll need to figure out how to reinstall and reconfigure my touchpad driver on my laptop and the same on my computer because for some reason windows 10 can't stop fucking it up every upgrade. also need to look through every setting in control panel and settings to find any of my settings they've randomly changed

why would you even download this update?

because it fixes everything?

Yes, you can add a policy for it (gpedit.msc), however badly written programs may break because of it.

Media Creation Tool for Anniversary Update is up on MS servers now.

reddit.com/r/Windows10/comments/4vrqkr/windows_10_anniversary_update_iso_now_available/d60u86r?st=irdbvjr0&sh=721f52d6
>inb4 reddit

>reddit

I ain't clickin that shit lad

Sauce? What the hell is that.

it does it two times 12 hours sometimes
it's a good thing, windows is somewhat secure nowdays

It´s a day in the life of the average Indian computer scientist or engineer.

Sauce? What the hell is that.

Goddamn I double posted, I mean what movie is it from.

So how do I turn off cortana? She doesn't have an off button anymore.

You can't. Enjoy your free and great operating system