MOZILLA OFFICIALLY JUMPS THE SHARK

From their fucking changelog:

> Roar for moar protection against harmful downloads! We've got your back
> GNU/Linux fans: Get better Canvas performance with speedy Skia support. Try saying that three times fast
> Heyo, Jabra & Logitech C920 webcam users. We fixed those pesky WebRTC bugs causing frequency distortions. Buh-bye, squeaky voice!
> Want to move absolute & fixed positioned elements? (Who doesn't, right?) Now you can with our geometry editor.
> The memory tool now has a tree map view for your debugging pleasure. It's a little bit of "boo" and a whole lot of "ya."
> Old and busted: Error Console. New hotness: Browser Console for your debugging pleasure.
> This theme is hot, hot, hot! Say hi to the Firebug theme for Developer Tools.


mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/48.0/releasenotes/

[Roars at you]

What hipster trans-black faggot wrote the changelog in that god awful language?

>It's real
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Glad I use Chromium

This. What the fuck.

*snaps fingers*

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE

They lost all relevance years ago anyway.

*holds up spork*

It uses Windows proxy settings now just like Chrome.

As someone who doesn't read their changelogs, what's wrong with it? Sure it's cringey but hardly any moreso than any other marketing spiel

The demographic that would """ appreciate""" this style of changelog switched to chrome a long time ago. Mozilla needs to retain the users it has and make REAL improvements that would set their browser apart instead of thinking that a hip PR campaign will do the job.

So long to support for 10.6, 10.7 and 10.8. Now we can focus on where most Mac users are: 10.9. Don't forget to upgrade!

cringe

There's absolutely no demographic that would appreciate this kind of changelog.

Dumb teens and feminists don't know or care about what debugging even is.

The only people reading change logs are 'on the spectrum' and don't want to read stupid garbage.

What the fuck is wrong with these people

Sit in on a college 101 cs class with all the python nodejs redis angular framework html5 bootstrap docker atom.io """coders""" and I'm sure around 50% of them would think that changelog is funny. Too bad they don't use ff

WHAT. THE. FUCK

Who are they trying to appeal to?
fucking hell

It's over. They won.

Shark bankrupt and finished.

I already dropped FF about a year ago when they thought it was cool to decide for me which add-ons I should be allowed to install

When Firefox updates does all this shit end up in Iceweasel?

So what's the alternative? Seamonkey?

>Sup Forums thinks the cute little patch notes affect the way they look at their pathetic fetish porn

somehow i'm not surprised. you guys go to Chrome and I'll stick with my browser that doesn't look like a little kid's toy and runs well with my addons.

Better than the boring autism language most changelogs have

See, I have not yet seen this. I go to a state school in a non-hipster area so maybe my odds aren't as good but the only outstanding demo I see are autistics and they are few.

But they are very vocal about how much RAM they have and insist that it speeds their PCs in spite of the lecture theuly are interrupting

Strong womyn, minority hires and hipster faggots ruined this once great Browser.

Omg so much this XD

Huh-zah!

Say hi to the cool kids club. No more autismo-bismo, welcome inclusion fusion!

>mfw all the major browsers suck
>botnet G
>botnet M
>Chinese botnet
>SJW tumblerinas that eat memory like its cake

You think I'm trolling but I'm not.

I blame liberalism and feminism. Fucking diversity bullshit killed Mozilla.

I was the Firefox guy 4 years ago; but seriously, only weeabos use this meme-tier piece of shit 'browser'. Faggots and feminists.

Literally just installed Chromium.

tfw HTML/CSS/JS will set a precedent for companies succeeding in taking a nice set of standards and putting a bunch of garbage into them to promote their own products

Who the fuck do they think their target audience is?

Wom-
Ohhhhh

those are the release notes for normies (shown on upgrade)
if you want human readable changes list visit the mercurial shortlog for the build

>FEATURE: Add a "remaining" column to the torrent content model (Ben Lau)
>FEATURE: Allow to toggle columns in peerlist (thalieht)
>FEATURE: Add ability to filter log messages by type. (sledgehammer999)
>FEATURE: Add ability to write the log to file. (sledgehammer999)
>FEATURE: Add 'never show again' checkbox/pref to auto-exit confirm dialog (d3fault, sledgehammer999, Chocobo1)
>PERFORMANCE: Perform fastresume data saving in separate thread (glassez)
>PERFORMANCE: Optimize session startup (glassez)

Wow such boring and autism!
Needs more 9geg funnies!XDD

Kys,turkroach

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

Is the last one supposed to be Pale Moon? Because it literally cut my memory use in half once I finally ditched Firefox for it a while ago.

I'm doing my best to ignore the fact that the dev is a gigantic furfag for the sake of it currently being the only somewhat redeemable browser out there. Dark times we live in.

>mozilla

Not even once.

RAWR XD

Is this 2005? I thought the retardese dialect fell out of fashion around 2008-2009?

>Not curryniggers
What a relief

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can
call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!!
thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^... im 13 years old
(im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind
(im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its
SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random
ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make
alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!

DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>pic related

here's a better version pham

>it was someones job for a month to make up this shit

lost

This is the kind of bullshit that happens when you cave in to SJW faggots and start hiring niggers and women for "diversity".

someone translate from Autist please, I refuse to read this shit

>using firefox
I got some bad news for you...

>OH MY GOOOOOOD, FUCKING SJW JEWS RUINED MY FAVORITE BROWSER BY WRITING A CHANGELOG WITH DICTION I DON'T FAVOR, WAAAAA
Typical Sup Forums behavior: the reaction to SJWs is more detrimental than anything the SJWs do

Not in the mood. Go pester someone else, kid

>everything I don't like is Sup Forums

changelogs should be simple and easy to read
this is a clusterfuck of meme language that would be expected of some chucklefuck's github project

You're right in the sense that SJW does little except making tweets and tumblr posts

However, the amount of damage done is far greater as the state of mozilla proves

Now run along back to plebbit and circle jerk about stronk wimmin and dindunuffins so you can collect le upboats

But that tweet is in reference to them not giving a shit whether Brandon Eich is a gaybasher, and that it was his choice to step down.

Submit a pull request to fix it.

really? this has your panties in a knot?

Firefox is literally the worst browser for OS X.

...

The address bar suggestions now cover the whole horizontal space of the screen holy fucking shit

>Mozilla is now using marketing terms in their changelog

I imagine a girl wrote it all, and is parroting the marketing used to sell her things.

enjoy your advertising mozzilla fags

how nu?

Even after all these years I still feel like I'm being stabbed in the brain

>Everything I don't like is feminism

And it broke Old location bar or some shit

because every time i use the url bar i get this as the first line

moz-action:searchengine,{enginename

Well you get the idea, and yes i did the about:config edit, didnt help at all

This gives me a strange nostalgic feeling.
Feels like hate.

This is pretty nice corporate krinke. I feel moderately repulsed.

Fuck mozilla i won't support this shitty sjw browser anymore. What do you guys prefer midori or qupzilla

I don't understand why this triggers Sup Forums so much.

Then get out, sjw shill

Does that look professional at all to you?

What kind of people would you associate with that kind of language?

autism

It's cringeworthy and unprofessional. Anybody taking the time to read patch notes wants a clear list of the changes, not a collection of fucking memes to sift through.

You never supported it for shit, idiot.

Pale Moon, unless you really fucking need HTML 5 video right nowº

Changelogs are never very informative. If you were a professional you'd read the source code.

You use it, you support it

Persistent little trolly, aren't you?

Back to Sup Forums, kid.

KEK

Get triggered somewhere else fag.

>>>/reddit/

>I read changelogs and use Ubuntu! That makes me a hacker!

Could you please stop? I'm having a major headache right now.

Underrated post.

That would be a retarded waste of time. Who the fuck memorizes source code from release to release?

I dont really care that much about this honestly, but it is pretty unprofessional and if I tried to hand in reports/presentations/basically anything that someone else is going to read like that to my boss I'd get told to do it again and cut out all the unnecessary bullshit. Things of that nature that are used to convey a message should be concise and free of everyday language/figures of speech. The entire thing just reeks of trying too hard

it hurts to know that it's true

You're not supposed to respond seriously to these.

>Strong womyn, minority hires and hipster faggots ruin everything.

ftfy. they destroy what the glorious cis white male builds.

>I read all the fucking source code changes to all the fucking software packages that get updated
Said no one ever.

Hahaha, hilarious prank!

HTML5 vids work just fine with palemoon. EME/MSE/DRM doesn't.

What's your point? This is actually one of the more informative changelogs I've ever seen. Let's rewrite it like a normal changelog:

>Added security fixes
>Improved performance on some OS's
>Fixed WebRTC bug
>Added geometry editor
>Memory tool has been rewritten
>changed debug output
>added themes

>Pale Moon, unless you really fucking need HTML 5 video right nowº
The lack of video support is kind of a deal breaker for me. I follow my qt Japanese idol waifus on twitter and I want to watch the cute little videos they post every day saying "good morning, user", "have a great day, user", "do your best, user". Without them, it's hard to find motivation to get through the day.

bugfix

I don't know why, but I'm laughing at this post since three minutes

> want to copy files to live mail because i'm not buying a flash drive. can't send executables because 'zomg it's a virus'
> can't upload tar.gz without it breaking
> want to watch something on firefox
> takes 30 seconds for some bullshit to load, drops frames horribly
> chrome just werks
> want to copy and paste something from viewsource on firefox
> never works ever
> random crashes every day
> SJWing

yeah fuck you firefox

Wtf is this shit!

not him, but coming from personal experience, the girls always end up complaining non stop to upper management about mistreatment/chauvinism when you try to treat them equally and get them to do the same shit everyone else is doing, even though guys are walking on eggshells around them and treating them way better than any other new guy because they're a girl and dont want to offend them. The minorities end up quitting almost immediately after their training period when you start giving them real work and they find out they actually have to do something. And the hipster faggots quit when they find out they aren't going to be moved up to supervisor within a year just because they're special snowflakes, and that they actually have to be able to do stuff and can't just tell everyone what to do.

the real world/work is nothing but endless headaches