/devfags/ - the compilation

Share your list of dumb *web* developers.

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angel.co/lionel-paulus
whois.domaintools.com/lionelpaul.us
hetic.net/actualites/top-3-sites-web-star-wars
techempower.com/benchmarks
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

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>Lionel PAULUS
>angel.co/lionel-paulus
I launched a personal e-commerce project for the selling of other website's Premium keys. In 3 years, I sold 44k+ Premium keys for 36k+ clients. It generated $550k+ in revenue. I managed the whole project by myself.

>Oh! Phpfag detected!
>whois.domaintools.com/lionelpaul.us

Oh yeah a dumb web/php fag!
Hetic is a private school for dummy/rich boys and girls!
hetic.net/actualites/top-3-sites-web-star-wars

>greyhat
>36k+ clients
>$550k+ in revenue
Only pedos businesses are that lucrative! :\

Why web developers are that dumb?

No, but "web developer" can mean anything from "created netflix" to "changed a button on their tumblr from green to blue with CSS". You get a lot of people on the far right of the spectrum using the title.

Webdev languages are also generally easy to pick up and shoot yourself in the foot with, so you see a lot of shit code copy pasted off stack overflow that barely hobbles along from people who have never actually learned to program formally wouldn't be able to get a hello world in C to compile.

Nice app!

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PHP and Node fags should die!

Java and DotNet fags should die!

I'm not reading all that shit.

WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO I DIDN'T WANT THIS JOB

I am a freelance web developer and I have hundreds of people that ask me to do EXCEL dummy tasks, ACCESS shits, VBS desktop applications.
Damn what they don't understand in web developer?
The worse is that they insult me on social networks or use dummy DDOS tools to crash my portfolio website just because I ignore them...

php = fags
node = hipsters
java = pajeets
dotnet = normies

He looks like 12 in this picture! Haha!

I know a webdev that uses capital letters for comments. WTF!
Last week he was in trouble because he changed his keyboard layout from EN_US to EN_GB, he was so angry. And no he wasn't drunk!

what about snek

ruby = has beens
python = neckbeards and/or autists

>"other website's premium keys"
wtf

This one is pretty stupid...
He uses asp.net and now he is a php framework developer!

Macfags should die!

He uses symfony!
Yes the slowest web framework!
techempower.com/benchmarks

he looks like a macfag, but how can you tell from the picture?

kek

The macbook and the iPhone are dead giveaways

couldn't tell from the pic

webdevs cant into SI

Look at the top of the laptop, it's clearly a macbook and the big screen behind him, it's a cocoa application.

>node.js

java > golang > node > .net > ruby > php

This guy created the most bloated java web framework and damn he is an egghead too.

ELM > OCaml > Java > Node > Golang > Ruby > PHP > .Net

Spring is a little bit verbose but with intellij-idea, it's quite confortable!

dotnet-core > java8 > php7 > python3 > nodejs

>Australian

Burn him at the stake.

A retard that sell shits to retards and earned more than $550k.
Damn this guy doesn't need to work again and he is only 20.