Yes, we know everything already is from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.
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> order chink shit last thursday from gearbest > first time > after lurking threads expected it to take 4 weeks > it arrived today in my mailbox My package flew around the world in 4 workdays, have I been blessed with good chink shit genes?
Cameron Roberts
Let guess, you used PostNL right?
Nicholas Thomas
Lewds first or the store goes down
Jordan Price
Anyone know if these actually work? gearbest.com/sling-bag/pp_123.html Want to try sticking it to my headphones for some extra portability.
Ayden Sanchez
it plays music
Xavier Ortiz
No, bpost, which is the national post here in Belgium.
Sebastian Reed
go for the Ruizu X02 instead and glue a peg to the back. Or go for the ruizu with the clip
Lincoln Cooper
My favorite has got to be Sweden Post, it got me my tablet within like half a month, without custom fees or import taxes and other shit, it was order package, pay and bam! it was at my door.
HK Post took 3 months to send my package, I thought it was going to be lost for ever.
Post NL is decent, got all my stuff to customs within a week and to my door within the month.
DHL FUCKING SUCKS, sure they got my package to my country within the day, but then called me for papers, and told me that there were fees and taxes, I sent them the papers and only got a email saying they will process it ASAP but expect handling fees. They haven't told me how much the fees and taxes will be either.
I also have another package that has been processing for the last week, I should have split the things up into more packages, the total amount is just a tad over $100 USD, I forgot that $100USD+ items have import tax.
FUUUCCCCKKKKK
Ethan Cox
How fast/slow is the russian surface mail?
Why does everyone hate PostNL? They always deliver my packages to Finland within two weeks
Lincoln Clark
> tfw my first order took 6 weeks to get here REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Landon Harris
Cheers
Samuel Morales
Can someone tell what happened?
Josiah Harris
They are too dumb to figure out where to use the tracking number.
Probably because chinks put postNL as a shipping method and then give fake tracking number
Nolan Wilson
>Creative and funny
Looks fucking awful
Logan Morgan
OK so this coupon finder script is actually bretty good.. it's finding a lot of coupons.. although not many are any good however occasionally there's a decent one.. anyway i was thinking of setting up a vps to run the script 24/7 and i'd like to make the output of the script available to /csg/ in some form or another. would anyone find this useful? do any anons have suggestions about how to set this up?
Matthew Johnson
wouldn't take it for free 2bh
Adam Robinson
Are you the user asking for the awful shirts? Because those are fucking awful.
Christian Lopez
Please do this, or atleast share the script
Hudson Gonzalez
yes please do it... I can't run script, I'm not a CS student... but I'd definitely use it
i can setup the vps easily but i'm not sure of the best way for everyone to see the output. me sorting through them individually would take much too long as it finds so many coupons (not many are very useful). anyway anyone have any ideas?
Kevin Nguyen
A chink named Vicky Gao chinked herself by offering $58 off coupons for orders of $58.01 or more.
Don't give me false hope, fellow belgium user. I don't want to spend the next 2 weeks anxiously checking my mailbox only to find nothing
Connor Smith
Some chink chick (or guy) named Vicky fucked up when making coupons so 5000 anons ordered a lot of shit for basically free, vicky begged everybody to cancel their orders or (s)he would be raped and killed by other chinks. There's a screenshot of her begging but I didn't save it. In other words, chink got chink'd.
John Cox
Is there any way to automate sorting coupons? Like, sorting by the discount amount?
python script.py >> index.html would work, if you could access that file from the webserver.
Xavier Hill
Where are you from and what did you buy? Living in this rainy country may finally be paying off user.
Tyler King
I get Traceback (most recent call last): File "./alicoupon.py", line 80, in begin(1000000, 2000000, 15) File "./alicoupon.py", line 76, in begin Thrd(lock, start, end).start() File "./alicoupon.py", line 62, in __init__ super().__init__() TypeError: super() takes at least 1 argument (0 given)
When I run this script. (python 2 and 3)
Dylan Gutierrez
thats a good enough solution for now.. it can be improved in the future.. i'll change the script slightly so that it numbers the outputs. let me set this up now.
Levi Cox
Give it a try. /csg/ is all about taking a chance and trying out new things and reporting back to the thread if they set your house on fire or not.
That is the spirit of Chink Shit General. There are those who only want to tread the road of commonly bought and recommended things, but others, like I, are pioneers, and wade out into the swamps of Ali and Gearbest and look for the oft-overlooked chink goods. I don't do it for myself, I do it for /csg/.
Xavier Butler
or, python script.py | nl >> index.html
Unix is your friend.
also, what's up with ?
Jason Rivera
>I can't run a script What the fuck are you doing on this board?
James Morris
You truly are a god amongst us laowais user, I respect that.
Jaxson Scott
Pushbullet channel please! Everyone will instantly get a notification.
Ethan Ortiz
I'm a technology enthusiast I can make you crystal meth if you want, though
Nolan Torres
couple of micro-USB cables and a set of in-ears. Somewhere near 't stad
My previous package took 11 days to get here. So 4 days is definitely quick
Levi Thomas
Send me some crystal meth and I will run your script on my dedi 24/7.
Charles Taylor
Have you used chink lithium batteries to make meth yet?
Connor Miller
Does anyone know where I can get a watch that looks similar to the Swiss railway style clocks? I just can't seem to find anything under the obvious search terms on Gearbest or AliExpress.
Kevin Cox
>poor people general
Tyler Rogers
I mean, I'm not gonna buy a $2 18650 charger or those really cheap cables that are obviously going to burn out but I'm not going to shy away from something just because no one else in /csg/ has tried it.
Logan Lewis
dump it in a pastebin and get it posted in the OP
would be really useful!
Hunter Russell
I can take some LiCl from the lab
Gavin James
No, don't do this. The coupons are generally only very limited quantity (like a couple of hundred). If you broadcast it like that you're going to end up with a shitload of redditors, Russians and other semitic cockwombles will just hoover up the codes regardless of whether they actually use them.
Just keep it in these threads.
Gavin Parker
For anyone experienced with chinkphones. The redmi 3s currently costs $113-$120 It's launch price was 699 Yuan The redmi 4 is also priced at 699, will it cost about the same or will I have to wait a while for its price to drop to that level?
Jose Edwards
>tfw ordered a 2$ usb type c cable it can't be that bad right?
Ayden Cook
Anyone got link for this? Also have they updated it to allow for usb c thunderbolt connection yet?
Christopher Peterson
Huh? Redmi 4 is not even out yet.
Carter Price
Not to spec means you may end up killing your device.
>The Redmi 4 is expected to launch by the end of the year at about $150.
It won't be out until at least December. Redmi 3 launched in January 2016 and they always wait a year between iterations.
And the shops always overprice at launch.
Christian James
My
KUNG FU TEAPOT
arrived today
it's the greatest thing I've ever experienced in my entire life
Aaron Diaz
looks like it was made of plastic
Jayden Thompson
It's clay
Owen Baker
>1.Please skip this choice "did Gearbest ask you to write this review" hhehehehheh
Gabriel Barnes
Well I really hoped so Can you link? Also isnt it too risky to order fragile shit from the chinks?
Michael Wright
they won't approve your review and you won't get your point
Robert Jones
I know, I'm following the advice. It all just feels so chinky.
John Evans
>Awful shirts Nah, I think the Pepe shirt was the dumbest of them all. Sure, there are awful "meme" shirts, but they're mediocre even in their awfulness.
Pepe, on the other hand.....
Carter Parker
They invited you to the gearbest shilling program?
Chase Reed
Be sure to pair it with the Pepe baseball cap linked in the previous thread, and this funky fresh shower curtain
Funny, I tend to can my cancers over there instead. If you setup your workspace correctly you should be able to can all cancers regardless of size
Parker Hughes
I got the coupon but it does not get applied on my order... Instead I get a shitty $2 off. He also delisted all his products.
John Rivera
Just got a pack of these for 99c. Sadly, they're A3 instead of A4 and too fucking huge for a printer. I don't wanna let that much paper go to waste, any ideas what to do with them? They're all green.
Jaxon Myers
Why did you buy green paper
Jace Howard
IT WAS CHEAP! ...I might have a problem, user.
Benjamin Lopez
make large paper planes or just cut them to size, it's easy with A sizing.
Charles Lopez
Fuck is that really Pepe as that Slimer from Ghostbusters...
Also I'm still looking for a great pocket pussy. Post your best you got from aliexpress or gearextreme.
Daniel Mitchell
Doesn't A3 become A4 when cut in half?
Jackson Torres
They make A3 printers you know...
Gabriel Robinson
print up some DOLLA BILLS Y'ALL
William Gutierrez
Worst case scenario is it ends up killing whatever you have connected to it. Best case scenario is it works perfectly for years. Most likely scenario is one day it just stops working after no more than 6 months of use and you have to buy another cable.
Jaxson Watson
Are chink ssd reliable? Do they have botnet included?
Jonathan Barnes
Despite my predilection for Pepe-themed merchandise I have no experience in buying or using pretend vaginas, I'm afraid.
