JUST GIVE ME A SECOND IM HACKING THE GOV'T

JUST GIVE ME A SECOND IM HACKING THE GOV'T

*BEEP BOOP BOOP BEEP*

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>not using kali

UH OH LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE COUNTERHACKING ME, GET WIKILEAKS ON THE LINE COMPUTER OPEN SKYPE IN ADMINISTRATOR MODE

>HEARTBEAT
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>Hey you got the secrets?
>Yeah, all the government ones. You got the leaks all good to go?
>Yeah we put them on the mainframe. ETA 10gigazoinks
>Heh, good. That'll teach em.

>HEY SNOWDEN DON'T LET THEM ENEMY ANYWHERE NEAR THE SECRETS, GOT THAT?

>Still having flashbacks Snowden?
>Hey gig off. I one flash my drives now Assange

>Hey Snowden, you're the best hacker we got on the force, keep it up rookie and soon you could hack the world
>Thanks Chief
>But don't forget... I got my eye on you..

>Hmmm.. Hack, the world...?
>*dun dun dun dundun*

>PLATOON, WHAT'S OUR M.O.
>DON'T COPY THAT FLOPPY
>I CAN HEAR YOU
>DON'T COPY THAT FLOPPY
>AAAAAND MARCH

COMING THIS SUMMER

DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR FLOPPY IS?

snowden is dead

holy fuck I thought it was a joke

>its not

:^)

rollerblades are no joke, user

Launch the cyber-nuke

>copying the same folder 20 times on an sd card

>hacker uses a tamagotchi to control military satellites
>"he's just THAT good"

t. Sven
holy kek

>no thinkpad
>no linux
>no arc
>hacking
ayy lmao

>changing a characters political opinions doesn't change the character
>making the character a raving loony who thinks some flying sky wizard will kill him unless he beheads his wife for witchcraft does not change the character

iphone doesn't have this problem.

I refuse to believe this is real.

here
you dropped something

...

Wait, aren't biopics supposed to be about dead pe-oh god.

>OPEN SKYPE IN ADMINISTRATOR MODE