You have 5 second to explain why these stickers are still on your computer

You have 5 second to explain why these stickers are still on your computer.

Fucking gluey residue would have me scratching my computer like a drug addict

they are the reason i bought my computer

What is goo gone? Fucking moron.

If I take them off, the computer won't be new anymore!

taking them off hurts the resale value

It never came with stickers or even a logo
So they never existed in the first place

Stop pretending that this piece of shit disposable netbook is actually useful in 2016.

The only reason it hasn't fallen apart on you yet is because you keep it in a closet and only take it out for taking pictures.

I just bought it brand new though.
And it's good for YouTube and shitposting, which I do regularly.
I use my phone to shitpost at work or when I'm taking a shit.
I use my desktop for shitposting at home.
And I use this Chromebook to shitpost when I'm visiting my parents or just don't want to use my desktop.
I had a CB3 before this that died after 3 years, I just needed a replacement.

Get the stick out of your ass user.

Because it impress non-tech guys, therefore ill be able to ask more for my PC whenever i sell it.
Also, one of these stickers has my windows key.

so i can remember my two license keys

OEM and pro license key, and I have an extra sticker for home premium, when the McWindowsBP Triumvirate start seizing the windows 7 copies from stores I'll be set for life.

So it's a really big phone?

no, unlike a phone, this can't actually make phonecalls and only painfully access the internet. its pretty much a useless brick that you can watch food reviews on.

cool

>people who leave the packaging plastic film on to (((protect)))

Good luck with that adhesive apocalypse

>literally any adhesive remover
>even nail polish works

Usually the glue they use comes off easily.

It has 3G actually, with a sim and phone applications on Linux it could be a phone.

Acetone will melt the plastic

isopropyl alcohol works well

they aren't

You're gonna wish my goo was gone from your boipucci after I get finished ravishing it

they look nice

>3056 awards in 2008
look out boys this one is a serious power machine

>flipped image
thanks hirogari

>Mineral oil.
>Petroleum jelly.

>Lelnono

Sticker thread?
Sticker thread.

They aren't.
Buying the computer hurts the resale value too. May as just not have one.

good bait

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They look cool.