/csg/ Chink Shit General

Yes, we know everything already is from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.

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• user got some stuff including a custom printed Shark pillow case and some boxers • user got his Aukey LiPo 8000mAh powerbank • user's new pill box arrived • user reviews a neat looking watch made by chink brand BARSH • user bought some bands for a MiBand • user received a colourful mousepad • Xiaomi Mi5 dropping in price all over the place this is because Xiaomi is cutting its price by $30 • user receives a package wrapped in large amount of yellow tape it's a Xiaomi Pocket power bank Previous thread

Other urls found in this thread:

kimovil.com/en/where-to-buy-xiaomi-redmi-note-3-pro-2gb-16gb
es.aliexpress.com/store/product/Original-Xiaomi-Redmi-Note-3-Pro-4G-LTE-Metal-Body-Fingerprint-Mobile-Phone-Snapdragon-650-Hexa/311331_32596046648.html
gearbest.com/hammock-and-sleeping-bags/pp_424546.html?wid=21
aliexpress.com/item/2015-Silica-gel-retro-couple-watch-Korean-source-of-wind-and-large-dial-trend-of-personality/32569078018.html?spm=2114.30010308.3.82.dlgUny&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_0,searchweb201602_2_10057_10056_10037_10055_10049_10044_301_10043_10059_10033_10058_10032_10017_10041_10060_10042_10061_10062_10064,searchweb201603_2&btsid=24629967-32f9-4d63-b242-b3e9f1fdf789
aliexpress.com/item/Korean-Fashion-Relogio-Men-Necessary-Sport-Large-Dial-Student-Watch-Neutral-Silicone-Watches-Business-Wristwatch-New/32597029206.html?spm=2114.30010308.3.22.dlgUny&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_0,searchweb201602_2_10057_10056_10037_10055_10049_10044_301_10043_10059_10033_10058_10032_10017_10041_10060_10042_10061_10062_10064,searchweb201603_2&btsid=24629967-32f9-4d63-b242-b3e9f1fdf789
youtube.com/watch?v=qBSGmAoDcT0
aliexpress.com/item/2015-new-Real-capacity-8GB-16GB-32GB-64GB-micro-sd-card-64GB-class-10-flash-card/32312995879.html
gearbest.com/memory-cards/pp_337821.html
aliexpress.com/item/2016-Top-Luxury-Brand-NOMOS-Quartz-Stainless-Steel-Watch-For-Men-Wrist-Watches-Reloj-Hombre-Relogio/32650819177.html
s.aliexpress.com/6BFnMryy
imgur.com/a/NkPu3
kimovil.com/en/compare/huawei-nexus-6p-32gb,xiaomi-redmi-note-3-pro
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

First for Reddit

What should I look for in a cheap chinese dildo?
Everyone agrees that jelly dildos will burn your asshole and can't be sanitized.

Don't buy a chinese dildo, it will give you anal cancer and aids.

Threadly reminder.

CANCEL YOUR ORDERS

super aids*

Ask me about my chink shit Sup Forums

I'm looking for a good chink microphone and pair of headphones. Any recommendations?

I need cheap, externally powered USB hubs (plus chargers for power). any suggestions?

also, I'm gonna buy the 2/16GB RN3P. why would I need the 3/32GB one? I don't really use my phone much... one thing, though: do these things really not have tempered glasses?

btw, it says $134 in
kimovil.com/en/where-to-buy-xiaomi-redmi-note-3-pro-2gb-16gb
but I the lowest price I could find is $147.20 in
es.aliexpress.com/store/product/Original-Xiaomi-Redmi-Note-3-Pro-4G-LTE-Metal-Body-Fingerprint-Mobile-Phone-Snapdragon-650-Hexa/311331_32596046648.html
can someone explain?

I'm poor af, so I have to save every friggin penny...


$36, nice

question: can you build a USB network with these things? can you see the other devices from one of them?

almost all sex toys are made in china.
the good quality ones are made in japan

Why would you never wear those casio clones?

BM 800 and some Superlux EVOs, you will not be disappointed.

Yes

I want to buy a couple of watches, man and woman and I have a question, why the hell are chink watches so fucking huge? I found a couple that look good enough but when you I check the customer pictures they all look gigantic.

Hi pissphone!

>question: can you build a USB network with these things? can you see the other devices from one of them?
No, of course not. It just provides power. You know, like all other power supplies.

why is 1 not enough?

where to cop the fugly towel

Very cheap feeling, and I use watches every day. If you want a watch thats extremely cheap and don't really ever use watches go for it because its a dollar something.

The glass isn't Gorilla Glass but it isn't bad either.
That link says >With European Central
Bank change €120
I don't know what that means

>I need cheap, externally powered USB hubs (plus chargers for power). any suggestions?
do you need USB 3.0 or is 2 just fine because there's a huge difference in price between the two of them

Review on the Nomos?
Link?

you pick the 36mm versions, not 40mm.

This is so tempting.

gearbest.com/hammock-and-sleeping-bags/pp_424546.html?wid=21

>why is 1 not enough?
one for each limb and two on the dick

For the same reason you would wear the authentic one. To look special needs.

Why did you put a telephone charger around her neck?
Dumb cunt.

I don't get the shark meme. 128 gb U1 I couldn't find for less than $30, didn't even check for shipping. Bought a 128 gb U3 on Amazon for $35 and got it in three days.

Fuck I really want that. I bet it would feel amazing to be naked in it.

>amazon
fuck off rich homocunt

Right up until the point you when froze to death.

>"That's my face when I've finally lost my virginity."

Hey OP, or anyone else who is knowledgeable,
any chance we can get the discussion from last thread on chargers, cables and power banksin the wiki or somehow conserve it?
I think we made a lot of progress and got lots of good recommendations for things every newfag is going to ask about

I'm not though. I just don't see why I'd pay ~$3 less for a third the speed and a month shipping. Mine was mad in Korea as well, while I'm assuming these are made in China.

I bought plenty of chick shit back when I was into vaping to quit cigs and still do when it's actually worth it. Got a no ad moto g4 for $150, why bother with a no LTE chink phone?

they can't really fuck up glass ones.

>amazon
>fuck off rich homocunt

look who's pissed off because he doesn't even have amazon in his shithole of a country

Different user here, any other mic thats not that huge? I bought one like the bm800 from amazon recently and returned because it was too big and it needed a stand, I've been using a $5 no name mic for three years like pic related so anything will be an improvement.

ah, thanks

>The glass isn't Gorilla Glass but it isn't bad either.
ok, thanks.

>That link says
>With European Central Bank change €120
no clue, some translation issue or just chinese weirdness, probably

USB 2 is fine, but I don't want the ones that are sold as USB 2 but only support USB 1.1...

They're of a normal size in my opinion. The Daniel Wellington watch in the picture is bigger than a Timex Easy Reader I have but the DW is lighter. The larger face watches are considered more masculine I guess and are probably popular right now.

Yeah. You're better off using a glass jar.

Lithuania stronk
screenshot that shit

He was replying to me. I actually kind of feel bad now, hadn't even considered this.

>• user received a colourful mousepad →

I'm still looking for original picture

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT

is this fast enough to use with s7 edge?
www.aliexpress.com/item/Real-capacity-memory-card-8g-micro-sd-card-32-GB-class-64GB-10-microsd-TF-Card/32274315064.html
i'll get the 128gb one if it's fast enough.

Should I buy a Xiaomi Note Pro? Is there a good amount of ROMs available? How is it compared to the Nexus 6P?

holy fuck

i just wanted to feel a prostate orgasm, not a prolapse

I like the Timex size a lot more, maybe its a chink thing, koreans like even bigger watches, look at this shit aliexpress.com/item/2015-Silica-gel-retro-couple-watch-Korean-source-of-wind-and-large-dial-trend-of-personality/32569078018.html?spm=2114.30010308.3.82.dlgUny&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_0,searchweb201602_2_10057_10056_10037_10055_10049_10044_301_10043_10059_10033_10058_10032_10017_10041_10060_10042_10061_10062_10064,searchweb201603_2&btsid=24629967-32f9-4d63-b242-b3e9f1fdf789
aliexpress.com/item/Korean-Fashion-Relogio-Men-Necessary-Sport-Large-Dial-Student-Watch-Neutral-Silicone-Watches-Business-Wristwatch-New/32597029206.html?spm=2114.30010308.3.22.dlgUny&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_0,searchweb201602_2_10057_10056_10037_10055_10049_10044_301_10043_10059_10033_10058_10032_10017_10041_10060_10042_10061_10062_10064,searchweb201603_2&btsid=24629967-32f9-4d63-b242-b3e9f1fdf789

I forgot to post this link youtube.com/watch?v=qBSGmAoDcT0
The glass is basically the same as every other non shit phone

someone link the 3ct rubber duck pls I lost the link and ali search sucks

It's related to Donnie Darko but I couldn't find it after 40 seconds of looking, so it's up to you user.

>not shark
Meh

I work at a ski hill. This sounds fucking brilliant.

>tfw all the oldfags at work would mock me for wearing a sleeping bag as a snowsuit

;-; boomers are the reason we can't have nice things

aliexpress.com/item/2015-new-Real-capacity-8GB-16GB-32GB-64GB-micro-sd-card-64GB-class-10-flash-card/32312995879.html
there is this one but it doesn't say UHS.

What could go wrong user?

It's the number in the U on the card itself user, so 1 in this case.

It got fixed yesterday. It was only available for a few hours.

It's UH1 card with around 25MB/s write speed. Also it's cheaper on GearBest gearbest.com/memory-cards/pp_337821.html

Very lightweight, doesn't feel too cheap when its on. The second hand works, but its a slower ticking type of hand; it doesn't sweep. The crown is wrong, and so are the lugs. The face is nice though, I especially appreciate the texture where the second hand is. Very good for sure even with some obvious differences compared to the original, its not bad at all for $18.

Link:
aliexpress.com/item/2016-Top-Luxury-Brand-NOMOS-Quartz-Stainless-Steel-Watch-For-Men-Wrist-Watches-Reloj-Hombre-Relogio/32650819177.html

Temperature rating 0-10 Celsius (32-50 F). I'm a tad skeptical of using this at 0C/32F. Not saying it can't be done -- I once slept at that temp using a down quilt rated to 4C/40F -- but I've a few reasons to doubt the rating.

>Teclast x80 lasts for 3 hours heavy use
Mi Pad 2 lasts twice as long but also twice the price
yeah i saw the mi pad 2. the teclast battery life is a joke. i feel like 8 hours sot web browsing should be a bare minimum. everything is too big or shit battery life.

i think ideally i want a 7" tablet with a low rez 1280x800 screen with a huge battery. but nothing exists only that mi pad which is pretty close but i wish it were a hair smaller and lower screen rez.

I agree, large watches remind me of sweatbands. They're kind of tacky but theres some large watches I do like, such as some Bell & Ross models.

Jars can break!

>Bell & Ross
aren't those the superfaggy square ones?

was she charging her neck?

NO WAY!

FUCK VICKY

thanks a lot ano.n.
do you people think the RN3P is a good alternative for its price, with respect to other phones?

Get on my level. I slept in a dryer bag in a hole I dug covered in leaves back in some survival camp as a kid. Don't know the exact temperature, but all the other faggots that brought semi arctic sleeping bags and chemical heaters and shit got taken inside middle of the night because of risk. They missed me because of the leaves. Was fine except it was too cold to keep my face out, but breath made codensation, so had to wake up and air it out regularly. Woke up to nobody around. So just hiked the couple miles back to base camp myself. They're lucky I wasn't some pencil neck puss. Or they would have been sued to fuck when I died or got hypothermia.

Slept in a hole with two space blankets, leaves, and sticks holding leaves over the hole sometime later. That worked much better. Of course everybody else had some richfag expedition bags again. Why even bother I kept thinking? Just go regular camping.

She probably tried to an hero but failed.

Why are the Casio knockoffs 2 minutes apart? Did you do that on purpose to trigger my autism?

Yes.

SF666

Should I buy a Xiaomi Note Pro? Is there a good amount of ROMs available? How is it compared to the Nexus 6P?

This watch from previous thread is 36mm
This Nomos is available in both 36mm and 40mm size
s.aliexpress.com/6BFnMryy

Also seen a DW watch that was available in different sizes but can't be bothered to find that one

I know it's from DD that's why I want sauce.

>gearbest.com/hammock-and-sleeping-bags/pp_424546.html?wid=21
The only downside is that it REALLY does need to be waterproof if you are planning to work at a ski resort.

what the shit, GB isn't shipping power banks to the UK anymore
has something happened to where batteries aren' allowed to be shipped or some shit.

You could try cropping it and then reverse-image searching it.

They aren't shipping PS3 Controller batteries to Canada either.

>mfw I live in America and just got a powerbank today and have an 18650 en route as I type this

I think its the dream phone. Coming from a nexus 4 i had to constantly tweak and turn everything off just for 2 SoT hours.

With this beast i have 4g and everything on all day(gps, auto sync). Brightness at 50% most of the day and all social media apps installed. I get 8 hours SoT give or take each day.
The specs will last for 2 to 3 years easily.

I find the camera average but constantly delivers in good lightning. Here are some pics. imgur.com/a/NkPu3

For the 170€ i paid there is no contest. Hell even for the 300€ range there is no contest. I installed nova launcher + root and Adaway and enjoying Xiaomi.eu rom. Developer support is great and keeps rising.

i've got a DIY power bank so i can salvage 18650's from my unused laptop batteries.

The DW I ordered is rebranded. I wanted to order another one but I'm put off with the absence of second hand

Mine got through just fine a few weeks ago. Covered in warning and emergency telephone stickers, too.

this just came in

half of that extra battery life is down to the SoC being more efficient than the power hungry S4 pro in the nexus 4.

What's wrong with your camera?

sorry

>screenshot that shit
I wouldn't know what to do with the screenshots
the discussion are mostly these posts, unfortunately almost none of them made it in the news
but I think it would be a shame to let this go to waste since it seems like every third poster is asking about cables, chargers and power banks

how likely am I to fuck up root/adaway and flashing roms? I've investigated all the guides and things but all the disclaimer and warnings have me worried about this great unknown chance to brick it.

Don't want to brick a brand new phone, day 1.

check the wiki, or any other csg thread in the archive.
then check xda for rom support.

kimovil.com/en/compare/huawei-nexus-6p-32gb,xiaomi-redmi-note-3-pro

Wait, laptop batteries use 18650?
Got an broken Lenovo G475 here, can i crack open the battery and use those?

they aren't shipping any sort of batteries to Australia either, keep reading about new laws in threads but I couldn't find any news about recent changes.

maybe it's just gearbest trying to save on shipping? or maybe some chinkshit blew up on them and they got fined

should. Just be careful not to nick any on your way in

I think you cant really hardbrick your device. Root is easy. I encountered no problems when i unlocked my phone. I had already applied for the unlock code before the phone even ship. Got my code in 1 day from Xiaomi anyway.
Then the phone came and it had global stable rom. Most guys said that you needed global dev or better China dev rom for the unlock to work. It was late at night and said fuck it lets try and the phone unlocked on first try. Then i flashed twrp and then xiaomi.eu

I had a hard time unlocking my redmi 3s though. It stuck at 50% for over 15 tries. That was painfuI. It turned out i had missed checking enable unlock or something in developer settings.

Tl dr. Its extremely hard to brick your device with no return.

Here's mine. I have 3 more incoming including a mvmt knockoff

My DW is rebranded. I wanted to get another one but I just realized it doesn't have a second hand. Does yours have?

The Mi Note Pro, not the Redmi Note 3. I was hoping to foster more discussion this way.

Thanks for the response, though.

best chink earbuds?

check the wiki, there's a few