Trigger Sup Forums in three words. I'll start

Trigger Sup Forums in three words. I'll start.
"Send useage statistics"

"My iPhone rules!"

consumer analytics telemetry

I don't even need three.

"The cloud"
"Linux"

I play videogames

i use sublime

"Consumer gaming laptop"

get a job

That mostly triggers 12 year olds who hate Apple because it's cool to hate.

Get a degree

>That mostly triggers 12 year olds who hate Apple because it's cool to hate.

So Sup Forums?

win dows ten

Mac book Air

tor for facebook

It's a great ultraportable laptop.

Poo in loo

rig
ipc
gaming

"Code With Karlie"

World of Warcraft

Kode*
Are we talking old Sup Forums or new Sup Forums?

"Linux is shit"
Or
"Linux is great"

Depending on your answer, of course

O S X

I hate Linux

macOS is awesome

Sup Forums = cucks

Stallman hates linux

One
Two
ThreeFour

>it's a steaming pile of shit

Fixed.

Reddit is down

"memes"

>the horrible screen
Literally one complaint.

ceramic cable elevator

Photoshop
AutoCAD
Games

Advanced Micro Devices

Reddit
Tumblr
Gaming

this fucking cartoon triggered me

Allow me to

Does anyone else?

Nvidia buys AMD

Help me build

Very suprised nobody posted the obvious

>FINISHED AND BANKRUPT

im bringing back us back to '09, deal with it fag

there is absolutely nothing wrong with sublime

Obama ratifies TPP

"Diversity quota hire"

Smh desu senpai

National Security Agency

Professional eSports Athlete

>mcjob trying to shill for the phone he had to get a loan for

Au contraire. I don't even own any Apple products or run any software from Apple or Microsoft for that matter.
Le Apple iz gay xD trolls are still dumb as bricks.

I don't like the "x is gay xDDD" bullshit either. I just don't like people who say that anyone who simply doesn't like apple's products is 12 years old.

Gah noo linux

not three words

interject for a

Anime is for children and retards.

kek

AMD Intel Nvidia

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

...

You had a reply but I can't see it, can anyone tell me what it was?

Non free software
Closed source program
I use Macs
Linux is irrelevant
You're all virgins
Anime isn't real
Thinkpads are ugly
Beats are great
Mechanical keyboards suck
Only Indians program
Three point five
1060 beats 480

I think thats a good start

>Unity
Sure triggered me

sorry, I use i3 normally, but I use unity when Im just shitposting in my bed. Chrome is the real trigger anyways

Windows is better

"Nothing to hide"

How I became

Because i3 is shit.
Try awesome

Install gen too

"Do the needful"

what does awesome do better

Its easier to use and isn't totally stripped of features.

>lua > python
kek

Post PC Device
Cloud Storage
excl. VAT
plain text password
Windows Server Antivirus
patriarchal industry
the deep web
encryption enabling terrorism

Hello world!

>Ad blocker detected.
>Check my build.
>Affirmative action industry.

Lisp/Haskell suck

computer science major

Employed Haskell programmer

look at thumbnail

>game design major
fixed

Java is good

Move out already.

>the language a program is written in determines its quality
Kill yourself dumbass

Nothing to hide

lolicon means pedophile

>I dont need three
>posts three anyway

x86 is important

he got you

Google is safe.

"Intel CPU Backdoor"

How to hack?

Windows 10 thread

Install windows 10
anime is dumb
gnu linux sucks
I use Chromw
i love alienware
i love razer
full atx tower
thinkpads are old
jews did 9/11
arch wastes time
it just works
apple is good
unlock this iphone

would you kindly

Advanced Micro Devices

AMD is bad

Gnu plus Linux
I use bsd

Gah-noo slash lee nucks

That's 4 faggot. Video games is two words

HTML programming language

Sister Laptop Megaman

COMP
TIA
CERTIFIED

poo in loo

BIG DATA