Want to make a controlled Raspberry Zero powered vibrator for myself (Others ones suck...

Want to make a controlled Raspberry Zero powered vibrator for myself (Others ones suck. Can not select how powerful I want / Not powerful enough) but I don't know which of these I should do:
Voice powered (say something to start it and other to stop, like real)
or Web controlled (phone/PC/TV/etc.)

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>Voice controlled

What if it turns on anomalously when your friends are over and the only way to stop it is to shout "Explode inside my boipucci James!".

Voice activation is a meme.

>when your friends are over

I have a feeling you've never actually tried to develop anything with voice controls before

That would actually be great.
I did. Not some uber voice control I mean. Clapping or shouting "GOD"

Maybe try making your own decisions for your own personal project instead of asking a board of anonymous strangers who don't share your preferences and really don't care.

>Clapping or shouting GOD

Thats a poor design, if the device ever encountered an American it would short.

stop being gay and do something constructive with your time you sad manbabby

not fun

Such degeneracy in this thread.

>gay as a insult
Your underage is showing.

it's not as an insult. You're literally sticking a vibrator up your ass. If that's not gay i don't know what gay is.

wanting to fuck guys is gay
pleasuring your boipussy isn't

>boipussy
>not gay

I finger my ass a little bit every time I take a massive runny shit, gets me clean.
Am I gay?

Fag detected. HIV imminent.

uhhh yes

Sup Forums-tards are only shills

Neither, have them controlled by your heart rate. Orgasm a few times and monitor your heart rate while doing so, then simply program the vibrators to turn off when your heartrate passes whatever threshold slightly before you go over the edge then turn back on after your heart rate decreases a bit or have them turn off right at orgasm and then turn back on slightly after you finish, then combine that setup with a chastity belt. After that you can worry about how you want it set up for control.

This is actual programming.

Where do I buy those?

Damn it, this actually sounds interesting but not a girl.

>but not a girl

Who said you need to be one to enjoy a vibrator?

I'd consider modding my tenga but it would become even more bulky and I'm not sure I want to attempt adding electronics to my dick sleeve.

take a cheap immersion blender
remove blades
attach an offcenter weight
seal with a hard cap and soft rubber

comes with speed controls and enough power to pleasure a hippo

>Jehova witness comes over
>invite him in an be nice
>lay the dildo on the table
>Tell him if starts vibrating I will fuck him with it
>He starts his first setence "Sir, have you heard about God?"
>the dildo starts vibrating like a jackhammer
>Throws the table towards me and runs away
>tfw when God saved me from a jehova witness

You don't need to use RPi0 just use arduino

The Arduino couldn't possibly do specific voice commands, which you potentially could on a pi. Not that OP will ever figure out how to code it.

>put dick in blender

> arduino
Dilduino.
FTFY.

newfags

use this faget
youtube.com/watch?v=D1sXuHnf_lo