You have been visited by Mad Mod Mike of the PC mustard race

You have been visited by Mad Mod Mike of the PC mustard race.

Mike will replace your shitty AMD housefire card with a god tier GTX Titan X while you sleep, but only if you reply "Thank you Mad Mod Mike!"

Remember, no gamer should ever have to play with AMD crap.

>tfw no shitty amd housefire card
im not even mad

Enjoy your 3.5GB VRAM

>tfw its 2005 again

Never got any problems with games after going over 3.5gb on my GTX 970.
Go home pajeet.

Thank you Mad Mod Mike!

Mad Mod Mike needs to go full throttle on a fucking treadmill.

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Thank you Mad Mod Mike!

Thank you Mad Mod Mike!

Amada goes Full Throttle on Nvidia and Intel employee cocks for a living.

>He's interested in a fat hipster from 2005. They don't call you gaymers for nothing, anons.

Have a a free-spirited [spoiler]slut[/spoiler] Fairy that jumped on the right color at the first opportunity despise supposedly FX-exclusive.

>tfw building a turbo bastard PC with a 7800GTX with my first paycheck at my first job

Heh, so many typos. Haven't even been drinking.
Well, excuse for pic #2.

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>this was 2002 graphics
god dammit why are tech demos of the 2000s/demoscene stuff so good looking

I've been with nVidia all my life, now that I think about it with my first graphics card being the Gainward 8600GTS that I bought with my summer-job money and it lasted up to Battlefield 3 where I got it replaced by my 560TI SLI setup and now I got my 1080.

I think my dad slipped a Saphire 4650HD but for some reason ended up removing it and I never quite understood why. I'm not 100% sure what model it was to be fair.

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If there were such miracles happening in our world, wouldn't it be better if this notSanta guy was giving all the lonely basement boys/guys a girlfriend instead of some semilame VGA card? Talk about wasting your wishes on trifling crap.

(Thank you, Santa!)

>Remember, no gamer should ever have to play with AMD crap.
You are trying a bit too hard, user. That's how you kill a joke.

I want him to fill my AMD boipuddy and mouth full of his full throttle man milk!

He's a bit fat, dunno if his pork can reach out of the blubber.

>PCI-e
>tfw still AGP

Damn rich fags

Thank you Mad Mod Mike!

Least I have proper access to all my vram.

Didn't they make a sequel tech demo a few years ago?

uh, 3.5 + .5 thank you
:^)
thats why I have a 290X

Looks like an AMD user.

Thank you Mad Mod Mike

>using the smiley with a carat nose

Why is the nvidia mascot a fucking obese Sup Forumstard?

>inb4 amdfag
Intel graphics master race.