>More and more jobs will only take applications through Linkedin or even worse Facebook
>Most employers think it's "suspicious" when you have no social media accounts
>Some employers won't hire you if you aren't on social media
Will we eventually reach the point to where we must join the botnet to find work?
not for the dirty jobs
>More and more jobs will only take applications through Linkedin or even worse Facebook
Considering the middle-school level bullshit, the implications of private and work life, among other things, this is unlikely.
Amerifats are surreal for sure
Get Gud and git hired at a company that respects you.
>not just making a fake Facebook for this very reason
"Haha just got done doing charity work and mountain climbing! Off to goto an investors meeting and date with my supermodel gf!"
But that's a good thing. You are able to actually create a fake better you.
create a linkedin and make it private. use it only for work.
make the pic not available unless youre already linked
LinkedIn is pathetic and any 'biznes' hiring people only through that method are pathetic.
>oh you appear to be the most qualified for the position and interviewed excellently but unfortunately you don't have a LinkedIn account, sorry be we can't use you here.
Please grow up
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>choosing between Microsoft or Facebook
where the fuck do you get those ideas from?
Sup Forums green text stories?
I'd rather hire someone who doesnt have a fb or linkedin account, because they wont spend half the time on fb looking at stupid shit shared by their friends
"Oh user, I see you do mountain climbing. Me too, want to go together sometime?"
- Your Boss
Sounds like a solid plan
>"Sure, just set the time and place"
>*day of mountain climbing
>"Ohh fuck, my spine just broke, lot's of pain, can't mountain climb today, see you monday."
I think you mean:
>oh you appear to be the most qualified for the position and interviewed excellently but unfortunately you don't seem to have any idea of what is and isn't socially acceptable anymore in today's business culture so we're afraid you're going to be that creepy guy who sits at his desk droning on about things nobody is interested in, leading an unhealthy lifestyle, and making everybody worry you're going to go on a workplace violence spree.
It is a solid plan
>go mountain climbing
>cut boss's cord and kick him
>boss dies
>you are the boss now
>Sure thing!
And you get to go mountain climbing! Hurray!
>this is what technologically illiterate people unironically think of people who don't want to join a botnet
Or just actually go. Mountain climbing is fun. Just tell him that you're a beginner.
seems like just a few years ago, people were ridiculing social media addicts for avoid real human interaction.
And guess who you're going to have to work with/impress 9 out of 10 times at a job?
Those technologically illiterate people who say you get a paycheck this week/next week.
And people were criticizing companies that invested in employee education and enjoyment even during off-hours, until everyone in Silicone valley started doing it because it attracted the best employees from their competitors.
That's a non-sequitur if i ever saw one, but thank you for that.
>log in through linkdin it Facebook
>Still have to make a username and log in
What the hell was the point of logging in?