I want to record everything that happens between this chick I'm fucking and I. She comes over often

I want to record everything that happens between this chick I'm fucking and I. She comes over often.

It doesn't have to be video, it can be audio only. I just want a way to ensure she can never get away with falsely accusing me of rape.

What is the best way to do this?

Also, am I being paranoid?

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legaltree.ca/node/908
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superuser.com/questions/837550/how-to-hide-sound-recorder-in-windows-7
superuser.com/questions/548071/how-to-record-sound-24-7
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independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/fifty-shades-of-grey-50-shades-false-rape-claim-false-accusation-incest-rape-a7189786.html
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That's pretty sleezy shit man.

Just do what Dennis does on it's always Sunny.

Yeah, it's sleezy, but who the fuck would wanna be falsely accused of rape? Having some kind of log is better than nothing at all. Women get away with this type of stuff way too easily

You probably shouldn't be fucking someone who you suspect might perjure themselves about such a thing.

Yeah that's pretty fucking paranoid.
You probably shouldn't be dating a girl if you think she'd do that.

This wouldn't be for jacking off. This is just insurance. I don't need any ball-only angles.

Thats why I'm conflicted on this.

The problem is shes super liberal and we kinda haven't gotten to know eachother super well, we've hung out only a few times and typically its just a movie and then sex

My computer is always on - is there a software way to record audio for maybe 3-4 hours that won't max out a HDD? Possibly one that minimizes to tray

I'm pretty sure the prosecution could get the audio evidence thrown out easily.

Also I'm pretty sure that constitutes voyeurism, which is another sex crime.

Voyeurism is a "visual recording", so audio-only doesn't count

Sweet.

>you shouldn't be fucking someone you suspect might accuse you of rape
>yeah well she's liberal and I don't know her well and we still fuck

>maybe don't do dangerous thing
>let me explain. I'm doing that exact dangerous thing

>record audio for maybe 3-4 hours that won't max out a HDD?
lol nope
any computer is capable of compressing audio in realtime
5 minutes of audio at 96 kb/s would maybe occupy 2MB

Many US states are 2-party states, meaning both people would need to consent to the recording before it could be considered admissible evidence in a court.

In Utah its legal, only one party to a conversation has to be aware of the recording, check your local laws, some states it is very illegal.

The game is rigged

Theres also the secondary issue of not really being able to trust someone fully even if you've known them for months/years

Lets say you're dating a girl and you dump her one day and she decides to enact revenge by completely fucking ruining your life. its happened to guys in the past.

I'm Canadian and it looks like its only an offense if you're recording another party's communications, not your own with another person

legaltree.ca/node/908

So don't date anyone at all?

don't date western women you cuck

Some guys just prefer white women

then enjoy your rape charges

Check your state laws, first. In some you need consent from both parties to record.

Document everything.

This might be extreme, but if you have any worry at all, avoid taking any kind of alcohol or drugs with her.

>avoid taking any kind of alcohol or drugs with her.
We're both pretty straight edge and in Canada what I'm doing (audio-only) would be legal

I just need some kind of covert audio recording software that minimizes to tray or remains hidden, and can record long lengths of audio without maxing out a hard drive (3-4 hours)

Three to four hours of audio isn't going to "max out a hard drive" no matter what you're using.
You really can't just google "audio recording software" yourself?

if you feel a woman would accuse you of rape, why would have sex with them?

What do you intend to gain?
I'm sure you wouldn't want to pursue a long term relationship with this person. You'd be living in fear that she'd find out.

Audacity doesn't minimize to tray

That is pretty much the only audio software I can think of

I don't think she will, but you can't trust liberal chicks. They could easily be super SJW crazy bitches and you wouldn't know if they're smart

dmlp.org/legal-guide/recording-phone-calls-and-conversations


>Eleven states require the consent of every party to a phone call or conversation in order to make the recording lawful. These "two-party consent" laws have been adopted in California, Connecticut, Florida, Illinois, Maryland, Massachusetts, Montana, New Hampshire, Pennsylvania and Washington.

>(Notes: (1) Illinois' two-party consent statute was held unconstitutional in 2014; (2) Hawai'i is in general a one-party state, but requires two-party consent if the recording device is installed in a private place; (3) Massachusetts bans "secret" recordings rather than requiring explicit consent from all parties.). Although they are referred to as "two-party consent" laws, consent must be obtained from every party to a phone call or conversation if it involves more than two people. In some of these states, it might be enough if all parties to the call or conversation know that you are recording and proceed with the communication anyway, even if they do not voice explicit consent. See the State Law: Recording section of this legal guide for information on specific states' wiretapping laws.

>These "two-party consent" laws

Why do these laws even exist?
They only exist to prevent you from taking legal action.

Read the rest of the post you're quoting

try this
superuser.com/questions/837550/how-to-hide-sound-recorder-in-windows-7

They're to prevent invasions of privacy.

Oh shit this is perfect

Thank you so much

wait, if someone admits to a crime over the phone in a 2-party state and you take the recording to the police, they'll just throw it out because the other guy didn't consent?

It could not be used as evidence in a court of law.

The police could go ahead and decide to investigate the person in question and hopefully find some admissible evidence.

Do you really think this girl would accuse you of rape, and take you to court for it? Court fees aren't cheap, and neither is hiring a lawyer. Don't be so paranoid man, she isn't going to do it.

honestly if you can't trust her don't fuck her

>if you feel a woman would accuse you of rape, why would have sex with them

Every modern woman will accuse a man of rape easily, this shit happens all the time. You can never be too careful. These bitches can never be trusted.

Uhhh do you even understand how the law works?

If she accuses him of a crime, the state prosecutes him.

All it takes is a rape accusation to ruin a man's life. And she won't pay a dime or face any charges. It's fucked.

>dating western women

If you have a recording that proves its consensual it will never go to court. Even if it is illegal to have recorded such proof.

I actually want a similar software solution but just as general audio surveillance.

>consensual
doesn't mean shit when women can rescind consent because they felt guilty and they don't want people to think they're a slut

They exist to cancel out whistle blowers, if your proof isn't legal then you can't blow the whistle.

>tfw I recorded altercation between two friends without their knowledge
>could have literally walked into police station and had one arrested because he laid hands on her, she had mark and I had audio recording
>his reaction to the existence of recording "I didn't know I was being recorded"

the audio isn't admissible evidence
the bruises and testimony would be tho

If not in a two party state and you were in the conversation than its legal. If you were not in the conversation but would have heard it naturally anyway other laws may apply.

>am I being paranoid?
Yes, you fucking neckbeard.

That may work at congress hearings if you're Anita hill or on tv news cycles if you're accusing Cosby but police won't fuck with it.

all she would have to do is claim that she was drunk or under the influence
it's your word against hers and legally you cannot consent when intoxicated

if i put cameras up in my own house and dont tell anyone, is that legal?

>admissible evidence

Have you ever dealt with the popo? It doesn't matter if it is or isn't admissible in court, they will investigate based on your word, they will believe your word because you got a fucking recording, evidence will be discovered later, they will settle out of court.

Yes

No.

Maybe

...

superuser.com/questions/548071/how-to-record-sound-24-7

No DA would be stupid enough to put you on trial for rape, get destroyed in court by video evidence, then charge you for "voyeurism" for producing said evidence. Even if they got you convicted on that, your civil suit against them for harassment would be in the tens of millions.

The real answer is. It depends on what jurisdiction you live in.

Recording like that are useless in court due to wiretapping laws. If you don't trust her, don't fuck her.

Also helps if you're not into weird kinky shit.

does anime kigurumi vacuum fetish count as kinky?

How about, if you can't trust someone, you don't fuck them?

I mean, it seems pretty fucking simple to me. I wouldn't smoke a bowl of weed with someone if I was paranoid they'd call the cops on me. I wouldn't call a friend a nigger if I was afraid he'd sue me for a hate crime. I wouldn't tell a coworker I was bullshitting my punch times if I was worried they'd tell HR. Why would I fuck someone if I was even remotely paranoid they'd call Rape?

Relationships change bud. People change. Sometimes trust just isn't enough.

then maybe you shouldn't give them a reason to charge you with rape

>women can be trusted

You either never dealt with women or you're really naive.

again


>dating western women

Sometimes people are irrational and do shitty things without reason. Who knew?

>record audio for maybe 3-4 hours that won't max out a HDD?

Nigger it won't even take 100 MB.

Those are the details that I don't get. How is it that there are so many laws about person to person recording either audio or video, but a business can record you without any regard to any rules they are free to do with those what they want including release them to police or media.

Not to mention that it is legal for employers to audio record their employees in their work environment as well as record all activities on company computer and phone calls on company phones.

But if I record a conversation between me and a friend without telling that friend, I'm breaking the law.

as opposed to? If you live in a "western" country, then all women, regardless of where they come from, are "western" women.

Check what the laws in your country/state say about recording conversations and the like with the consent on a single party (you), some places will allow you to record what goes on in your premises no matter who's in attendance.

My advice would be to do it only if it's legal, if it's not in your state then the video captured is likely going to be useless in court and you're just gonna end up incriminating yourself.

You could probably set up security cameras in the house if you own the property or have permission from the landlord. Even if they're concealed you could state that they're legal for the purposes of monitoring for break-ins and the like and that any footage captured of you banging/ being accused of raping someone is incidental.

Just record with your phone, quality is good enough, file size is small and it doesn't look suspicious to have your phone out near you all the time. That's what i do.

And don't listen to those bluepill retards.

"You shouldn't be having sex with someone you don't trust" and all that cosmopolitan bullcrap, I guarantee you they've fucked 5 girls max in their life or they're with their sweet, perfect ugly GF who's never gonna betray them, no no.

Women have no honor or loyalty. Protect yourself.

Even if it's illegal in your state (and you have to consider you do it i your property), if you're falsely accused of rape, you'll look better with an illegal recording charge than a rape charge. This will always discredit her.

did he died?

>and I

You mean and me.

Alright, I'm going to assume you're fucking a prostitute or an escort and you're just really fucking paranoid man. Or some bat shit crazy chick, and in that case, DON"T FUCK HER.

Always record in a public/private place when you're with a stranger, acquaintance or woman.

The recording may not be legal but the legal transcript of the events obviously copied from memory will be.

Good job on having self agency.

what the fuck is wrong with you people

No, audio only is wire tapping and a hardcore felony.

My god 72 replies for such an easy thing
OP, don't fuck her if you don't trust her at this point but if you're so hopeless that she's the only one for you in the world just buy this
amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00FPI1HQ8/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1471432013&sr=8-3&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_FMwebp_QL65&keywords=audio recorder
And hide it. That's it.

I don't know.

Audacity you fucking idiot. Install, record, fuck.

> happens between this chick I'm fucking and I
Pablo, stop.

>asking for legal advice on Sup Forums

Really?

Just going to leave this here, for anyone doubting you should be recording shit.

independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/fifty-shades-of-grey-50-shades-false-rape-claim-false-accusation-incest-rape-a7189786.html

>legally you cannot consent when intoxicated
I've always wondered, does this apply to both parties or only to the female?

Because it seems ridiculous to me that 2 people not in a state to consent can have sex, but then only one of them is entitled to call it rape later: if we were both drunk, we're both rapists.

There is literally not a single woman in an Anglo country that you can trust. They are indoctrinated from a very young age to see men as the enemy so that's how they see you.

dont fuck

Nah man, that's just your patriarchal privilege talking.

Get a NanoPi M1 for ~20€, 8gb micro SD card for ~10€ and you're good to go

It applies to both males and females, but given the sorry state the prosecution of male rape is in. It's usually used in cases of female rape.

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Also if its in your room and not in a public area its legal to record video and audio without telling anyone.

>there are people who don't fap frequently in order to suppress any sexual urges
>there are people on Sup Forums who would actually trust a woman

what is wrong with you guys? i thought we're on Sup Forums?

I was dragged into a basement by a fat bitch when I was stumbling drunk and she had my pants off and was giving me a hand job.

Before I even knew what was happening she was bucking around and I was trying to shove her off because I was going to blow my load and she tried to grind into me and fought.

Barely got it out in time and I came so hard it ricocheted off her tit and hit me in the face.

He could always just say he left the recording software going by accident

All you need is a sign on the main entrances that says "notice: campus under video and audio surveillance" to be free and clear. If she asks just say it's to ward off unsavory gun nuts or something liberals would quickly nod their head to.

RB Tray puts every program you like to tray on windows (which I assume you exclusively use because of your retardation)

Did you ever read the EULA?
You're giving them the consent.

this

Audacity wouldn't have helped the father in that case.

>being straight
>in 2016
You will soon find that men are superior

Why did you rape her user?

kys

I fucking wish I was gay.
Seriously.