Asshole friend told me to fix his laptop, what should i do to fuck with him

Asshole friend told me to fix his laptop, what should i do to fuck with him
>inb4 archlinux

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Install Windows 10 Anniversary Edition

Install templeOS

fix his fucking laptop rather than being a pussy cunt behind his back with his stuff

if you have an issue with him bring it up face to face, call him out or just sucker punch him.

seriously what is this thread

He actually asked me to, just using ubuntu from a usb to write over his fuck ups
He asked for windows 10, i was thinking something less obvious

Wanting to troll as hes done stuff like it to me

>get a cryptolocker
>set a task to execute a month from now

Install Zorin OS.
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You'll be doing him a favor and he won't notice the difference.

Or this.

Keep telling him you are working on it and its not done until he asks for it back.

Don't actually work on it and then make excuses that you were busy or got distracted.

In a virtual machine with a fake shortcut for MS word or something pointing to it.

This and thisOP don't be a bitch today, i know people have hard days but don't be a bitch

its just friends playing harmless pranks on you, I know most of you are basement dwellers who have never had a friend before, but friends play little gags like "whats on your shirt" or "haha that coffee isn't coffee but lighter fluid!"

>This coffee tastes funn n nuh nuh nuh
>Falls on the ground and starts seizing
*slaps knee*
Good times.

>Legion

Kill yourself Blizzcuck.

it's not really harmless, it's inconveniencing, annoying and not funny..

aw, poor babby needs to fuck with things instead of confronting the fag. Grow a set or kys.

You could install Windows and put the screen upside down, or maybe rape his family in front of him while a good buddy pisses in his mouth.
Whatever floats your boat, m8.

i wouldn't install arch linux to my enemy's computer. it's a tough racket.

Have it open emacs full screen

install linux and skin it to look like win10 as much as possible

Look up online a code that automatically opens the disco tray every 5 minutes or so. It won't damage anything and is easy to remove and your friend will be caught off guard.

Until he tries to install steam or do literally anything he does on windows.

How fucking retarded are you?

Install the gentoo

It's a macbook? Install a gay theme, of course.

you can say no

dont be the bitch

Just fix his laptop and set something gay for his wallpaper, that's what I do to all my friends.

>kys

Fix laptop, Windows 9x theme for everything

Set the background to something from Tom's of Finland. That's what I do.

Set a bunch of tasks in task manager to do random shit to the computer. Make some scripts that run commands to move and delete files and directories.

I do this all the time to the computers in Walmart and they are to stupid to figure it out. They replace them with new demo models.

put gay porn as his background.

>spill lighter fluid all over friend
>whoops there goes my lighter haha you better stop drop and roll buddy

Ignore shitty metal music
>youtube.com/watch?v=BumCu-m5aoM&ab_channel=RichardVonDoom

Change all sound effects to something very annoying, make him normal user not admin

especially startup

Fix it properly but hide some CP in various system folders on his HDD and then report it in a couple weeks.

Install a keylogger.

You could run some joke scripts on startup, that do shit like randomly open notepad or the disc tray.
Also change his wallpaper

set all system sounds to random bits of "In the End"

Worst thing I could think of is fill up his laptop with The Young Turks videos and perhaps subscribe to them on his Youtube account. That'll show him.

I used to run around my school with a usb stick that had autorun.inf and lulz.exe on it. Took the IT guys a few days to figure out why every computer in the library wouldn't stop opening and closing the disk tray every 30 seconds.

I wrote a userscript that replaces the fourth result in every google search with meatspin
Probably broken by now but that's something you could do

CIA?

>implying Windows won't break itself in less than a month

>what should i do to fuck with him

Don't do anything until his pre-payment for your work is in your account.

Also:
-- web.pcbsd.org/doc/10/html/install.html

>date modified
>Oh look, didn't I give my PC to user back then?
Great plan genius

A computer is kinda a personal thing. It's like fucking with someone's car. Just don't.

This should be fun. Please OP.

laptop model?
its quite good-looking

Do this. It is easy to change a background and those paintings are funny as hell.

Down grade his memory

Kill him

Why do you have an asshole as an friend?

click print screen, save image, set as desktop background, then hide all icons in the taskbar

>or just sucker punch him

lol. do this

>install win 10 anniversary update
>install ubuntu on windows
>install unity on top of all
>configure windows so it automatically boots into a full-screen unity
>theme the boot sequence and login screen to make it seem like it's full-blown ubuntu

fix it but disable all ports and wifi

It's the proof that nerds are pathetic people and deserve all the shit they get from normal humans.

install a keylogger