/csg/ Chink Shit General

Yes, we know everything already is from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.

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gearbest.com/smart-watches/pp_362705.html
miniinthebox.com/-0-01_c10991
gearbest.com/rc-quadcopters/pp_226785.html?wid=21
amazon.com/Matecam-Webcam-Hidden-Camera-Monitor/dp/B01E5HDUUU
gearbest.com/rc-quadcopters-parts/pp_166393.html?wid=21
aliexpress.com/item/turd/32705309288.html
aliexpress.com/item/adequate-ones/32654833375.html
aliexpress.com/item/better-ones/32323354404.html
aliexpress.com/item/7pc-lot-dice-set-High-quality-Multi-Sided-Dice-with-marble-effect-D4D6-D8-D10-D10/32513482738.html
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post chink drone videos

Let's call it Chinese Stuff General /csg/ from now on!

second for kingdian

/csg/ really would fit in better on /biz/

I wish there was a general to discuss chink shit holding up after we've had it for awhile

Which quadcopter is that?

meme shit general

only pissphone shark pic missing and it's a bait post bingo

these are fun to watch even though the quality is shit

Doesn't matter it's all the same autist anyway

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Gee...

What are some chinkshits?

neat that ali does chunky sizes also i like oatmeal

h20c

>tfw no park with big wide open spaces and no wind

New to chinking.
I want a mi band or mi bamd 2 but they're perpetually sold out on Xiaomi's site. There are plenty on Aliexpress though.
So what I'm wondering is if these will be counterfeits or the actual Xiaomi product. May seem a weird question but like I said, I'm new.

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when will you hold hands with your highly toxic chink imotou?

It's on sale for $30 over at Gearbest

gearbest.com/smart-watches/pp_362705.html

for xiaomi stuff buy from gearbest and use paypal, less likely for them to try and verify your bank card
it may be a little more expensive, but at least you know it's not going to be fake.

Where can I order one so that my dick can fall off?

>holding hands

Bear in mind that weebm compression fucks with the quality somewhat. The original footage off my camera looks pretty good

really? ali has a million listings

> when you know some user gonna post start posting creep shots.

miniinthebox.com/-0-01_c10991
00.01c items, but you have to pay a "small order fee" of 00.55. Worth it if you buy all the items together.

Why are people even using Ali? There isn't a single >$1 item that wouldn't be cheaper on Ebay or even Goybeast.

Thanks senpai.
Not seeing the order fee.
Just ordered the stand for $0.01 pp

bought all five for 0.55€, wonder if you could have avoided the fee by buying every item separately

There's a webm of a drone (probably DJI Phantom) sneaking up a roof to a sunbathing girl. She tried to knock it down with a broom

Anyone have it?

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Took me to pp first to pay 0.01 but then took me back to let me pay for another $0.50.
Not gonna do that.

how often do they have 1c stuff for sale? Is this a special or a regular occurance?

No idea, just found it and thought I'd share it.

Please link your chinkcopter and camera thanks

Just bought this meme phone, should I now get a meme sd with it? Or should I just buy a safe samsung or sandisk?

shark

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sharks are good, and it doesn't really matter, as there's only a few companies who make high capacity NAND that small.

What could it be?

tenga egg

Quad:
gearbest.com/rc-quadcopters/pp_226785.html?wid=21

Camera:
amazon.com/Matecam-Webcam-Hidden-Camera-Monitor/dp/B01E5HDUUU

Camera attached to quad with a rubber band and a piece of kitchen sponge wedged between the two to reduce vibrations.

I cannot recommend this quad highly enough at this price, especially if paired up with the transmitter from an X6 Tarantula which lets you fly it faster and at longer range:

gearbest.com/rc-quadcopters-parts/pp_166393.html?wid=21

>health products
tenga egg?

:-DDD

Quick review my new automatic watch :
aliexpress.com/item/turd/32705309288.html
Mine is completely off, it gains 10 minutes per hour (!!!), pic related, asked for a refund.
It is comically big (sorry no pic) and the band is folded two times under the dial so it protrudes even more.
The internal dial is not perfectly aligned with the exterior one (green circle in pic), maybe 1mm.
Band is leather, very "raw" and a bit elastic.
Other than that, it is nice, well finished.

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That's a shame, it looks pretty neat

>here is my watch
>it can't tell the time
>the finish is shit
>apart from that it's great

Yeah, still VERY large, not my taste.
The off time may just be bad luck because they will quickly get out of business otherwise.

>getting the shitty tenga egg
>instead of $2.60 onahole

Recommend me some clip-on sunglasses, fampais

Build quality feels very nice, finish is good (apart from alignment).
I just think I got a bad one. I won't try my luck on another one though.

guy a few threads back linked some

>10 minutes per hour
that's pretty rad

But the Tenga egg is only $1.70. Link to the $2.60 one? I'm new to the hole masturbatorial aid thing.

Enjoy your lead poisoning, or are you circumcised?

>gains 10 minutes per hour
Look on the bright side. You'll never be late again

I triple checked, couldn't believe it.
I may try to open it and see if I can make adjustments (anyone knows if possible / how ?)

He is American so yes.

I'm circumcised.

Is the lube safe to use, or will I get a disease?

why does it contain lead?

I'm gonna wax my pee-pee with this later, then I'll report back :-DDD

thank you, senpai

Lube is fine, it's just normal lube.

It's how the Chinks get rid of excess cum

aliexpress.com/item/adequate-ones/32654833375.html

aliexpress.com/item/better-ones/32323354404.html

The clip on the expensive one feels higher quality and the lenses are more curved which makes them fit better and blend in more.

Try finding these cheaper

I'm pretty new to chink shit. I should know better.

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Try finding them more counterfeit and with less warranty too.

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They work (that screenshot is from last years order and they still work) and it's not like there aren't ebay sellers selling the same shitty clones for a markup price.
The cheapest one on ali on the first glance was a set of 4 for 19€ including shipping, ebay seller can't beat that, they start at 27€ for 4

thanks senpai

Really made me think

I also received a tenga egg today. just used it. it's really fucking good. definitely worth the like $1.75 i paid for it. washes easily too so i can use it a few times

fuck, I want one, but live with my parents

Me on the right (the reply)

i live with my parents too user, just order one. they probably won't realise what it is inside the package and if they do i doubt they'll care anyway unless you're like 12 or something. my one said "toy" on the customs.

Do they open your packages? If not why would it matter, it's a blank white plastic egg on your desk when it's not being used.

So what? It shipped in a white envelope.

You can get it adjusted in any watchshop, or do it yourself, mechanical watch always need adjustment specially since that thing went across the globe. check watch general if you want to know more.

Has anybody ever tried out the Baby Mouth Car Vagina?

www.aliexpress.com/item/baby_mouth_car_vagina/32687950014.html

why did i laugh at this so hard

Hey guys, lurker here.

Just got my first batch of stuff from aliexpress. Mostly because it was cheap.

I cant tell if the dice are loaded or not.

what are you gonna need this shit for?

>Hey user, cool pogeyman ball, be sure to show it to your sister.
>It's good that you go outside again but you shouldn't waste money on that silly game.

Thanks, just checked.

It seems that 20-30s a day can be adjusted, if the watch is off more that that, something is wrong.
Will try anyway in the next few weeks hopefully.

Why would you open it in front of your family, or show them?

Why would you even tell anybody about it?

D&D for the dice

As for the triforce, I saw it on the randomizer, and said why not.

How much did you pay for the dice? And what seller?

aliexpress.com/item/7pc-lot-dice-set-High-quality-Multi-Sided-Dice-with-marble-effect-D4D6-D8-D10-D10/32513482738.html

It's not suspicious at all to sneak a package upstairs.

>Hey user what you got in the mail
THAT'S PRIVATE

I have a ruskie one that I adjusted it from losing almost 10 minutes a day to gaining 50 secs every month on average, it depends on what mechanism it has.

So my 10$ FIIT 2S is somewhere in transit now. A somewhat late question, what the fuck am I going to do with it? Is it good for porn?

Also, now I need a mircoSD reader for my phone, good boy points for miro/USB combo, princess points for it working as a keychain.

I live with my mom and I have a Lilith Uterus and a fleshlight. I'm almost sure she found them but neither of us gives any fucks.

You definitely sound underage, this isn't an issue for anyone 18+.

My ghetto battery powered Phantom Power for my BM700 is nearly ready, I just need to wait for the XLR connectors and find a metal case to put my cardboard circuit board to avoid static.

>They paid $20 for a Phantom Power
I wish I was rich as well.