What's the best way to arrange your pockets, Sup Forums?

What's the best way to arrange your pockets, Sup Forums?

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the best way usually seems to be whatever way you feel comfortable with depending on what you carry, what pockets you have, and whether/how/how much you sit.

oh you want a bunch of autistic faggots to tell you that their specific way is better without any consideration for other people's use cases or needs? ok

>He only has 4 pockets.
>Doesn't wear cargo pants for maximum item distribution.
>Doesn't carry a backpack with a 20,000mAh battery bank and a Thinpad.

Get off my Sup Forums.

Like that, but swapped

no NO phone goes in left wallet and keys in right!!!1!

Objectively the best layout
Front Right - Phone
Front Left - Keys/misc
Back Right - Wallet
Back Left - Nothing

Anything other than this is trash.

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empty empty empty empty

having a smartphone is for people who like watered down computers and facebook

having a wallet is for people who believe in colored paper

having keys is for people who live in niggerish neighborhoods

imagine sitting on your wallet or your phone, or falling on your keys

having anything in your pockets restricts you from moving and being the glorious animal that you truly are.

although the animal that you truly are, my friend, is a sedentary neckbeard wagecuck, evolved to be nothing more than a gear in a capitalist machine. enjoy your lifeless life, faggot.

Front left - Note 5 "phone"
Front right - earphones, no keys because i live in cou ntry that uses cards/passcodes to enter home.
Back right - wallet
Back left - empty

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front left - phone
front right - wallet/keys
Back right - Keys, IF I am walking and don't plan on sitting back down before I need to use my keys again
Back left - Trash/receipts/change/etc/girlfriend's phone when she hands it to me and I don't wanna hold it

Shirt Pocket - Shit I am going to forget about until I find it in the washer.

deus vult

Right handers are 25% less likely to crush their phones in their left pocket. So these people win.

Nigga I have an insulin pump

you're missing the anime merchandise bro

How does one crush their phone in their pocket? I have never broken a phone before. I am wondering where you got this figure.

I am also primarily right handed, but I keep my phone in my left and use my phone with both/either hand.

>>Doesn't carry a backpack with a 20,000mAh battery bank and a Thinpad.

I actually do this. Thinkpad t450 and an Anker 25600mah, two phones, Amazon fire 7 tablet, all stuffed in my hiking backpack

>Still using pockets instead of a small backpack

he made it up. he's a faggot on Sup Forums.

kek wtf

>hiking backpack
>for all his tech toys
lol.

It's a multi use backpack. Better on the back because of the internal frame.
I'm not a neck beard.

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Also what do I tell my parents when they see the bag?

Tell them youre on a spiritual journey bro

Front left - ChapStick
Front right - temporary misc
Back right - wallet
Back left - phone

I hold my phone with my left and type with my right, so it's a fluid gesture to go from left back to left hand for right hand use. If I'm walking in a sketchy area I hold my phone in my hand.

Exactly like that.

>putting your phone next to your balls
Nice.

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Put your phone in your dominant hand side pocket
Keys with wallet so you don't scratch the screen of your phone.
That's about all you need. What else would you need?
Earphones should stay with phone obviously

I get paranoid about people stealing my stuff if i kept it in my back pockets, so i always keep my wallet/keys/phone in my front pockets.

I get paranoid about losing my stuff so I'm always [spoiler] always [/spoiler] double checking if I dropped my keys or phone or wallet. I've dropped my wallet a couple times in my car so when I head out I start trippin the fuck out. Made it a habit for slapping my thighs to check.
Especially when you're wearing basketball shorts, shit falls out easily.

Front left: coin purse, ventolin, USB flash drives, other miscellanea
Front right: keys, phone
Back left: nothing
Back right: wallet

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I'm actually very autistic about this. Typical layout goes like this:

Front right: keys to home (or whatever that getsto my bed)
Front left: keys to transportation (metrocard or motorcycle keys)
Back right: phone
Back left: wallet

My back pockets typically have buttons because of

BONUS: when wearing a jacket with inner pokets, phone and wallet go inside them, but withced (phone left, wallet right)
The key idea behind this is thar you should always reach phone with right hand, and wallet with left hand

Left phone
Right wallet
Keys go in backpack

>Earphones should stay with phone obviously
I have mine in the same pocket as wallet and keys because I also have a knife in there, and the knife isn't the thinnest thing in the world so I don't notice also having ear dildos in there

I meant because of

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What's with the people putting their phones in their back pockets? Why? What's so appealing about sitting on a small, breakable electronic device?

>back pockets
literally why?

Easier reach.

Also, my gesture when reaching the phone sorta look like the gesture from the darksouls character when switching arms.

>easier reach
How is bending your arm behind you easier than just grabbing the phone in front?

A-also my cousin told me about getting ball cancer due to radiation, adn since then I'm not confortable having it in the front pockets anymore.

(I know, a few inches further desnt make big difference, but hey.)

Well, if you jack off your daddy to cum on your back on a daily basis, reaching around the back becomes second nature.

Handkerchief under your ass

>blowing more than once in a handkerchief

Dude that's weird.
My dad likes to look me in the eyes and cum on my dick

This. Also reminds me:

Coins go in the left front pocket. Tissues (not handkerchiefs) go on the right.

NEVER mix money with anyging that touches your face.

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my setup right now chummer

Left Front:
>Pocket knife / vape
Right front:
>phone
Right rear:
>wallet
Left rear:
Empty

Bonus round!
Belt:
>Colt 1911

>vape
kys

Front left: phone
Front right: gun
Back left: wallet
Back right: nothing

Keys go in bag, together with backup full size gun

Wallet in the back pocket? Do you want to get robbed?

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Wallet and phone in the same pocket? Doesn't that pocket get too fat?

wtf whose hands did you cut off

A beautiful lady I just met

front right is always main phone
front left is mostly additional phone for family and friends, sometimes keys
back right - mostly wallet, maybe tissues
back left is either keys or public transportation card

>having jesus in your back pocket

goddamn, this makes me laugh

genuine question, why the fuck would anyone put their mobile phone or wallet in their back pocket? it's really easy to steal shit if it's in a back pocket since most people's reaction times are shit-tier

important shit should always be in the front pockets

Depends on handedness. Assuming right-handed phone goes in front right and other stuff in left pocket. Swap the pockets if one is left-handed.

Hue

Pic related is the correct answer

Left pocket: Wallet and keys
Right Pocket: Phone
Back pockets: Nothing

When was the last time you left your basement?
I bet you don't even wear pants.

Friendly reminder that if you have actual KEYS in your pockets, you're dirt poor.

>burning the fossil Jew

>not having a severed dick in one pocket and a vagina in the other and playing with both of them in free time

keys left, phone right, wallet back right

Nice try, thieves.

Is that man bleeding?

poop

WHY

phone right, wallet left, keys on a carabiner through my belt loop

this is disgraceful all these people who put their wallets in their back pockets like they are trying to be robbed.

front left - phone
front right - wallet
back left - $5 in dollar bills
back right - keys

>not sitting on your waifu all day

Inverted this.

but I leave smartphone and wallet 99% of the time in my car. so its basically just the car key.

It's called not being a wasteful little bitch who is afraid of your own boogers.

What fucking degenerate keeps their wallet in their front pocket?

This thread is even dumber than the EDC threads. Fuck off to /soc/, nobody cares about your fucking pockets.

This is me. Right handed btw

>2011+5
>leaving any kind of valuables in your back pockets

ishygddt

sports is strange

It's a lot easier to pick pocket a wallet on the ass rather than a wallet near the groin. It's been proven time and time again, it's one of the big reasons why you see city folk with their wallets up front and country folk with wallets in their back pocket.

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Got keys in my pocket to my house i own, you pleb.

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Why the fuck are your keys in left pocket? It's not like the ignition in a car is on the left side, unnecessary step to reach keys to operate motor vehicle

>using back pockets for money
enjoy getting robbed

The pager strapped to the boot and the fistful of cash get me every time

This is how you get pickpocketed you fuck

Your "misc" should be in back pocket if its too big for a keyring. Otherwise bring your wallet up front with your keys if you actually value it

>keys and wallet in the same pocket

Filthy mongoloid

why do you make friends with sedentary neckbeard wagecucks?

Only correct answer

>having keys in the same pocket as your phone
or
>having your wallet in the back pocket where it's easily stolen