How would you deal with this situation, Sup Forums?

How would you deal with this situation, Sup Forums?

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"No, doesn't ring a bell."

"No. What is that?"

"Why are you invading my privacy, miss? My private internet life has nothing to do with the interview process. We'll see each other in court."

>We'll see in court

Good luck winning that

Yes, it does, actually. Does it mean anything to you?

Yeah, it's a troll that pretends to be me to ruin my life because I'm a #proudTransQueer. Now that you know that you have to hire me or I'll write a post on my tumblr calling you a bunch of transracists.

thats a nice username for @nigge.rs

If they were able to track my username and tell me about it the i would be genuinely impressed, I would admit to it as i keep my online shit mostly worksafe.

>not XxX_VapidVenom69_XxX
*unsheates katana*
"you picked the wrong person, m'lady"

You pick a more subtle user name preferably with oven or goy pun in it

"Frankly, ma'am, what I'm about to tell you is strictly top secret, but I've come to feel I can trust you. In actuality I'm a US spy undercover as a pathetic, unemployed stormfront nerd. I've been assigned to track an individual in your employ who we believe is part of a terrorist cell operating on US soil. Now, you must never repeat what I've just said to ANYONE.

Ahem, continue with the interview, if you would please."

I think it sounds funny. How'd you think of that?

B E A D Y

Yeah, I'm white. What's it to ya?

I would never get into such a situation because I was not a colossal retard in my youth. I had decent parents who cared enough about raising me to tell me that whatever you put on the internet stays there forever.
At best they'll pull up a long list of anonymous comments made from my IP address and my defense plan, in it's entirety, will be "Wasn't me."

"No, I'm not an edgy Sup Forums-tard"

Am attorney can confirm you are stupid if you think you are protected for shit like that.

All whites are racists user. We must not tolerate the intolerant.

autism detected

My sides

I got in trouble at school because I set my password as niggerkiller69.

has this happened to any of you guys? Im scared

"Yeah, it's my username on FurAffinity. Got a problem with that?"

Why the hell can they even see what password you use?
There should be a law against storing users unhashed passwords.

tfw this is precisely what will happen to me since I have pictures with some prominent far right and even neonazi advocates on the web.

god dammit Sup Forums

How much trouble? You can set your password to whatever you want, your the only one supposed to see it anyways.

edgy

"Oy vey are you an anti-semite?"

Their computers, their network, their password. Hell, you could even say it's their account since the school is basically loaning it to you. My high school was so cucked they registered our fucking keystrokes. Just another reason why you don't use a common password.

Even if I picked an edgy username on some random ass website how the fuck would they trace it back to me irl if I disclose no personal information in creating or on the site itself? gtfo

google your own name, your own emails, any nickname related to them, and see for yourself

Hah, no, I'm German. Judging people by their blood is the most normal thing here.

Botnet.

you lie and say you have no idea what they're talking about

if they call you out and explain exactly how they know, refuse the job because they'd micromanage and botnet your ass to death

> No. However, you're probably forgot a slash between 14 and 88. I know it's a fascist thing, but have no idea what that means.

I'm genuinely upset at my 13-year-old self that let his full real name slip into one the dumbest website on the Internet.

Now when you search for my name it's like on page 6 or something (used to be page 1)

Gonna use my god given (European Union) Right to be Forgotten on Google.

>Implying anything connects my real name to my internet accounts
>Implying they could track me through 7 proxies.

>you're probably forgot a slash between 14 and 88. I know it's a fascist thing
Is this actually a real thing? I've never paid attention to stormfront, I thought OP just picked numbers at random.
>Not really. My lineage is quite mixed, my grandfather was a Sami, they're sort of like native Americans that live in Lappland.

>a law against storing users unhashed passwords
There are legitimate use cases for storing unhashed passwords, but there are no legitimate use cases for using guessable or reused passwords.

>They've either found my Reddit account which demonstrates my social media manipulation abilities, or one of a few street racing/Nissan forum usernames

I ask her if she likes shitty Japanese sports cars and Mr. Normie, she says yes, we bang, I get the job, we go get Thai food

>Those old forum posts are still on the first page

>Why the hell can they even see what password you use?
and this is why you need to use different passwords on different sites. esp. for importent contexts

I uploaded videos of me jacking off to youporn (now youporncocks) when I was 15 under my main alias that I still use.

Several people that know me have found them, I would have them removed and be forgotten but they have good ratings.

Huh, apparently it is a thing. Man, neonazis are weird.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fourteen_Words

>NEET master race

It's a meme you dip.

GNU/Linux is a full time job.

u fuckin wot m8

"Not sure what my personal views have to do with my work life, miss. My track record in team building, information gathering, and sales should tell you that what you've found is irrelevant, and if you don't believe so, perhaps I'm in the wrong interview."

"No idea, I'm even mulatto."

My main username used on games is the only one that returned any results at all and it's just me platinum on a bunch of mobas.

enjoy NOT ever having a job past burger flipping
>implying neo nazis like your even get jobs flipping burgers

>I uploaded videos of me jacking off to youporn (now youporncocks) when I was 15
m, I would have them removed and be forgotten but they have good ratings.
who the fuck cares about the ratings , that is fucking cp. Just report it and take it down.

Alias name?

...

>mfw my real name is literally John Smith with no middle name and people try to google/find info about me.

Are there really people this stupid?

If that approach doesn't work, then you take your business elsewhere. Small businesses don't give a shit. I worked real estate title once with a guy whose entire facebook(under a very obvious alias) was nothing but a glorified ad for the weed he sold. Some places genuinely don't care. I have all kinds of questionable shit behind my name, mostly cringe but nothing overtly illegal or racist, and nobody's ever brought it up in any interviews.

Some idiot person I knew in highschool posted an away message I had on AIM (hah, remember that?) along with my full name on her internet journal/protoblog. It's still available via google if you search my name. It's not really damaging, but high school witticisms in the context of of a high school girl's blog is downright embarrassing.

Now this shit right here is plenty relevant to the person's work life. And goddamn is it ever relevant in the worst way.

"Nope."

>Hello beautiful girl.
>....No, I'm here for the Sup Forums related position.
>Yeah, I'll wait while you fetch the guy who will be doing the interview.

Unless it's really top level security of federal job I doubt they would mention it to you, but for relevant to internet presence jobs I could imagine them buying that type of info from some company, it's not necessarily "secret" any more, for instance credit companies often ask you things about previous vehicles/addresses/etc that were never paid with credit at all

[firstname]@[lastname].[state/country_abbreviation]

As an eastern european who lived there i can honestly say that you germans are a bunch of fucking pussies

Sometimes i bood at you fags who walked past to me on the sidewalk or bumped into you fags and no german walked up to me for it, you are a bunch of little bitches

>i-i identify as a Nazi-kin.
>don't make fun of my gender you literal rapist

I wouldn't be in that situation. Both because none of my usernames are tied to me and because none of them would show any real weirdness that would flag a HR person since I'm not an edgy 12 year old.

>Interviewer: "Does the username TyroneFuckMyWife mean anything to you?"

>"Yes that is my username"

>Interviewer: "Welcome aboard"

Mfw 8 14 88 is my birthdate
>mfw I could get away with that
>it was sayan blood, damn those autocorrectors this days

What is the significance, if any, of the digits "1488"

14 is fourteen words (we must secure the existence of the white race and something)
88 is HH = heil hitler

I wouldn't have to deal with it because I do not browse Sup Forums

Sieg heil.

Hi John

You, have violated the NAP, since you represent your company I have ordered the local mcdonalds infantry to take over this establishment.

pretty sure that majority of the time those pathetic, unemployed stormfront nerds aren't as pathetic or unemployed as the people that make fun of them.

Back the fuck off?!

No but I once was asked why they couldn't find me on facebook or linkedin.

Sure, that's why we rule Europe while you lot sleep in the dirt.

"Yes."

See fellows? Be yourself totally works!

Not being a fucking nazzi.

You know if law mandates that business ownership or positions in a company have to be strictly proportional to racial demographics this might actually work...

"Yes, it's my Sup Forums account name"