Java hate thread
Java hate thread
Samuel Roberts
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Carter Anderson
stealing my pic :^)
John Butler
I am a Java witness and I find this offensive
Levi Morgan
why do you hate java
Robert Roberts
Holy fuck I'm dying from laughter over here user take responsibility
Asher Thompson
...
Grayson Sanchez
why does the kite have 2 ropes
Anthony Reyes
why does your mom have 2 dicks?
Colton Cook
so you can suck them both
Bentley Jones
I can't if she's already fucking and your dad with them.
Lucas Thomas
wtf i hate java now
Cooper Powell
ok nigger
Daniel Hernandez
>doesn't understand oop
ok kiddo
Jack Davis
Seriously laughed out loud.
Jeremiah Lopez
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Hudson Lewis
Add a second column to this pic: Income
>C: Your typical irrelevant piece of shit found on an IRC jacking off pretending to be an anime girl telling everyone else how programming "should be"
>Java: Cry all you want but he's probably employed
Nicholas Adams
> Want to install simple program to take backups
> Simple program is written in Java
> Install the Java Runtime Environment
> Start the program, does not work
> Have to set some weird flags
> finally, it works
> No more RAM
> Computer now useless
Thanks Java, you piece of shit
John Brooks
wtf i hate Sup Forums now
Angel Smith
fâm you cant fall for bait this shitty.
Isaac Foster
doesnt Sup Forums always say that unused memory is wasted memory?
Xavier Price
>C: Someone who actually understands programing and data structures.
>Java: Some kid with a CS degree with no real knowledge of programming, who took CS because they 'like' computers, and was told in high school it was a good career path just like every other student.
Ayden Martin
So? Exactly my point. True or not, all that matters is making money. spout all your "actually understands" and age shit but 99% of C turds are still jerking it in the basement past 30 and the java kiddo has a job, making more than the comparison of 0. You know you've fucked up when some random kid or girl can follow tutorials and be employable and you aren't with all your obscure "knowledge"
Grayson Robinson
Use Scala.
Oliver Green
>He thinks job prospects are better for Java than C
Jace Morris
>> Simple program is written in Java
>doesn't name the program
>doesn't say what kind of backup
>using any "simple program" written in an ENTERPRISE language
maybe it's not Java that's bad here
maybe it's the programmer that wrote it
maybe it's you for considering it
Juan Allen
>he thinks they aren't
Ayden Walker
>spot the neet
Noah Hughes
double nigger
Bentley Davis
OK, I'm not shitting you, these are real classes from Java frameworks:
AbstractSingletonProxyFactoryBean
>docs.spring.io
SimpleBeanFactoryAwareAspectInstanceFactory
>docs.spring.io
InternalFrameInternalFrameTitlePaneInternalFrameTitlePaneMaximizeButtonPainter
>javafind.net
InternalFrameInternalFrameTitlePaneInternalFrameTitlePaneMaximizeButtonWindowNotFocusedState
>javafind.net
HasThisTypePatternTriedToSneakInSomeGenericOrParameterizedTypePatternMatchingStuffAnywhereVisitor
>grepcode.com
Luis Moore
>Need to reverse engineer some APK to make a bruteforcer
>find some shitty debugger that has hex-rays like feature for classes and xrefs
>2 hours in
>deobfuscate http signature hashing
>get java out of memory exception
>database is corrupt and cant recover
>lost everything
>FUCK U PAJEET AND UR SHITTY ENTEPRISE SOFTWARE
Cameron Bell
would you rather see shit like aspfb(), sbfaaif(), ififtpiftpmbp(), ififtpiftpmbwnfs(), httpttsisgoptpmsav()?
it's not the 70's anymore, modern screens can fit lines longer than 80 characters and IDEs have auto-complete and easy refactoring (i.e. Alt+Shift+R in Eclipse will rename things and all appropriate references) so you basically never have to type out the full names
Leo Bennett
>developing on a live database and not a copied database
>using a database that can corrupt itself
you've only got yourself to blame
Justin Wilson
>eclipse
>renaming only the appropriate references
ha
Aaron Foster
>InternalFrameInternalFrameTitlePaneInternalFrameTitlePaneMaximizeButtonWindowNotFocusedState
holy kek
Jayden Sullivan
>Java: Cry all you want but he's probably employed
Maybe, but it's probably some shitty dead end job making shitty enterprise software at a shitty non-tech-centric company in a midwestern shithole town.
The answer is not to specialize in C or Java but to ride the wave of market demand in consumer-facing software development and make things that are actually interesting at companies that actually value their engineers. Right now iOS engineers are most in demand out here in SV, so that's what I do but as soon as there's a hint of changing winds, I'll be there ready to catch them.
Adam Stewart
Long names aren't bad, but they should actually mean something, ideally. Java names are fluff on top of fluff with added nonsense to avoid name conflicts.
Cocoa does the long name thing too but in a much more tolerable way, with names like:
UICollectionViewFlowLayoutInvalidationContext
automaticallyEnablesStillImageStabilizationWhenAvailable
navigationControllerPreferredInterfaceOrientationForPresentation
Verbose as hell, but at least the verboseness serves a solid purpose: objective-c code is almost unavoidably self-documenting and easy to read. Java is rarely either.
Sebastian Morales
Because it's a sport/stunt kite that can be maneuvered int he air.
Noah Morris
>C: Someone who doesn't understand OOP
Fixed. Good luck finding a job not knowing OOP.
Tyler Flores
>he seriously believes they aren't
C for the most part isn't relevant anymore outside of embedded systems
John Cruz
>Java names are fluff on top of fluff with added nonsense to avoid name conflicts.
that largely depends on who wrote the code
Isaac King
Non programmer here
Why is it so shit? I always remember java applets fucking my CPU hard no matter how simple it was.
Is it because of shitty programmers or java itself? If it's java why the fuck is it used?
Jordan Hughes
It sucks because it's popular. Not that popularity is the direct cause, but popularity causes it to be a very common choice for absolute beginners, and a very common choice for projects by managers who want something done quick and sloppy.
Eli Rivera
"Write once, run anywhere" is ridiculously seductive despite being unrealistic (at least in the realm of user-facing desktop applications), so you end up with people who ignore the unrealistic bit and elope to an uncharted island with their newfound love (Java). The seduction eventually wears off, but unfortunately many of these people end up marooned on that island for life. Only a lucky few manage to get back to mainland.
Brayden Morgan
Please tell me more on how you solved it. I'm experiencing some Java issues as well with a certain program (Android Notifier), and you might give me inspiration for a fix.
Dominic Johnson
>being this buttblasted about an ancient meme picture
lmao @ ur life m8
Hunter Russell
Earn 40k doing Java shit
Aye admin learns C earns 80k bye fag
Christopher Russell
i need to make a web project in java for college, any advice on what to use?
Hudson Flores
javascript
Cameron Ward
That's for reasons outside of the language itself. Java is liked in business because of things like portability and how easy it is to hire people who can use it.
That said I don't think you care either way which one is better and you just have a bone to pick with C users.
Carson Diaz
lol, you just jealous because we have good paying jobs. Enjoy being unemployed.