LinuxCon 2016

I'm in LinuxCon in Toronto. I think everyone here is smarter than I am and I'm too autistic to go near any of the booths.

Wat to do?

>pee on Oracle's booth
>Go to the Ubuntu booth and tell them they're noobs
>Go to the Intel booth and tell them AMD is better

>>Go to the Intel booth and tell them AMD is better
Do this, record their reaction.

Do every single one of these OP.
Prove you're not a faggot.

You're the noob, with your outdated, bloated system.

Take some pictures of the ubuntu phone and post here OP

I don't think they have Ubuntu phones here, this is mostly for enterprise

The OP picture is old, my kernel up-to-date now. I don't know hwat your setup is but I'm running KDE + Apache + PHP + Zsh, etc. Everything I have installed I use so it's not bloated

>KDE
literally the definition of bloat

>implying plasma comes with any of the preinstalled KDE software

>4.7.1
is that really the newest you arch kiddies get?

I could install the Linux kernel from git if I wanted, but I don't want to.

For some reason there's a guy wearing a dress in Red Hat's booth

Even without git, newest on gentoo is 4.7.2

>Go to the Intel booth and tell them AMD is better

Don't forget to squat and shit in the walkway near the booth to make it look like you're a real AMD employee.

What's your point? That gentookids get more bugs shipped in their kernel?

hilarious coming from an arch user

Enjoy your broken xorg.

>tfw still on 4.6.0

pls no bully

post photo

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As we note in the brief, “diversity and inclusion are integral aspects” of Red Hat’s operations and “critical to our ability to compete in an increasingly varied and global marketplace.”

if you see Lennart, slap him. SystemD needs no more "features"

Lennart doesn't force anyone to use systemd.

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Sorry user, I didn't take a picture of him.

I got lots of free stuff from Intel, HP and Red Hat.

>red hat people wouldn't offer me one of the cool red hats they were giving out

>tfw 3.16

kys

forgot picture, sorry for being retarded

>KDE
>879 packages

doubt?