Listen up, shitlords. Too long have you mistreated women, and I'm gonna show you what, exactly...

Listen up, shitlords. Too long have you mistreated women, and I'm gonna show you what, exactly, constitutes as computer abuse since you don't seem to fucking get it.

>Smacking her with an external hard drive.
>Pushing her to use Linux.
>Scalding, burning her with laptops.
>Stripping her of clothing and making her use Linux.
>Uninstalling her Windows and installing Linux.
>Withholding technical support, especially if she's elderly or disabled.
>Insisting on her backing up files whenever YOU want it.
>Forcing her to use command line.
>Refusing to install an adblock.
>Deciding what distribution she uses.
>Timing how fast she types.
>Making her accept that using Linux is normal.
>Telling her her code is shit.
>Not debugging her code.
>Making her organize her desktop icons.
>Making her defragment her drive.
>Removing her github.
>forcing her to disable javascript
>Not telling her the router password
>Not forking her on github
>Not allowing her to use github
>Not making a facebook account
>Making her feel bad for using facebook
>Not being friends with her on social media

I hope you'll somehow exercise what little self-control you have over yourselves, you phobic cisgendernormative traditionalists.

Where did the pingu's face go to?

>Downvoting her on reddit
>Not reading her reddit posts
>Showing her friends her reddit posts
>Telling her friends about her reddit karma
>resetting her DNS
>closing her VPN
>forcing her to use -Wall to compile
>making her use programming languages she does not like
>telling her kids about her skills
>editing her code while she is asleep
>forcing her to use GNU software

shit thread retard

i'm paying attention more pls

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>making account on pornsites using her nickname
>commenting your purely bad opinion using her nickname
>getting her banned from every user login database using same account:password she uses for everything

>Telling her her thread is shit.

>posting pictures of her dick on Sup Forums

>making her code on BYOND
>installing her adobe acrobat and claiming it's fixed now
>telling her android OS is the only OS
>demanding receipts for all non free software
>Programming dangerously whilst she is on the project
>writing over on conflicting merge request

>not RT'ing her post about filling her neighbor's hummingbird feeder
>installing linux on her vibrator
>route her status updates to arpavax
>make her dress like natalie portman while cooking hot grits
>teach her how to properly play dwarf fortress
>frog blast her vent core

Man it's like a you sinister smile you lose.

>>Not making a facebook account

You can add:

>telling her to gtfo after she didn't show tits

>Too long have you mistreated women,
Stopped reading there.
It's so obvious that you're a nu-male just by reading that statement.

yeah, sometimes you can tell where a thread is going simply by judging it by the first words in the post.

>Not changing your Facebook status to in a relationship after you've been dating for a year
>Routing her audio through HDMI out every morning
>Logging on to her Netflix and choosing her parents profile, then starting 8 movies and skipping to the soonest nude scene
>Telling her that games are for children
>Recording bad impressions of her dead grandparents over her C64 tapes
>Unplugging her phone from her charger in the middle of the night for your vape batteries

I do half this shit every day

MONSTER

it around turn user

>mfw my girlfriend uses linux so i dont have to scold her

:: Death To women's Rights

It is with great esteem and supreme pleasure that I
am here tonight to inform you that I hate you, your
guts, and every female on earth who shares the desire
to rebel against men, to disrespect men, and/or to
take the creations of men and claim them as the
creation of women or a joint creation of man and
woman.

From this high vantage point it seems that whenever
men make something great, after a time, worthless
pro-women's rights females come to latch on to that
creation and claim it as a triumph of womankind. These
whores (an assumption, yes, though I doubt any of you
were virgin wives, if wives at all) cannot allow man
to stand alone in his technical abilities above
females, females who are used to having everything
handed to them due to their "angelic" sex. Now we have
debian-women, a feminist group that has latched on to
debian by virtue of men's guilt for not failing to
achive as woman has failed to achieve (or perhaps men
not giving a damn either way, and humoring you with a
mailing list) and demands that debian take on usless
husks to even out it's male to female developer ratio.


You disrespect men who are opensource/freesoftware
developers such as I by comparing your worthless
selves to us, the true achivers. You moan and drop
loads of feces, we churn out code. With this in mind I
cordially invite you to have an auto accident. I hope
it does not kill you, but instead rips your digits
off, aswell as cause you to be blind. If this does
happen, and I wish such to come to pass, I will visit
and smile.

My gpl'd and bsd'd contributions to the
opensource/freesoftware movement can be found here:

>making her install gentoo
>interjecting for a moment when she mentions linux
>using her parents' wifi to order drugs and download cp
>using all her flash drives for Tails
>telling her windows 10 is a botnet

>arpavax
are you in your 60s?

You forgot
>not uninstalling Windows 10 from her computer

What is this thread?

Baby don't hurt me

Who are you guys quoting?

>Making her accept that using Linux is normal.
MONSTER!

Don't squirt me