Listen up, shitlords. Too long have you mistreated women, and I'm gonna show you what, exactly, constitutes as computer abuse since you don't seem to fucking get it.
>Smacking her with an external hard drive. >Pushing her to use Linux. >Scalding, burning her with laptops. >Stripping her of clothing and making her use Linux. >Uninstalling her Windows and installing Linux. >Withholding technical support, especially if she's elderly or disabled. >Insisting on her backing up files whenever YOU want it. >Forcing her to use command line. >Refusing to install an adblock. >Deciding what distribution she uses. >Timing how fast she types. >Making her accept that using Linux is normal. >Telling her her code is shit. >Not debugging her code. >Making her organize her desktop icons. >Making her defragment her drive. >Removing her github. >forcing her to disable javascript >Not telling her the router password >Not forking her on github >Not allowing her to use github >Not making a facebook account >Making her feel bad for using facebook >Not being friends with her on social media
I hope you'll somehow exercise what little self-control you have over yourselves, you phobic cisgendernormative traditionalists.
Luis Long
Where did the pingu's face go to?
Ian Barnes
>Downvoting her on reddit >Not reading her reddit posts >Showing her friends her reddit posts >Telling her friends about her reddit karma >resetting her DNS >closing her VPN >forcing her to use -Wall to compile >making her use programming languages she does not like >telling her kids about her skills >editing her code while she is asleep >forcing her to use GNU software
Josiah Harris
shit thread retard
William Bennett
i'm paying attention more pls
Gabriel Martin
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Carson Rivera
>making account on pornsites using her nickname >commenting your purely bad opinion using her nickname >getting her banned from every user login database using same account:password she uses for everything
Thomas Garcia
>Telling her her thread is shit.
Oliver Moore
>posting pictures of her dick on Sup Forums
Leo Flores
>making her code on BYOND >installing her adobe acrobat and claiming it's fixed now >telling her android OS is the only OS >demanding receipts for all non free software >Programming dangerously whilst she is on the project >writing over on conflicting merge request
Christopher Young
>not RT'ing her post about filling her neighbor's hummingbird feeder >installing linux on her vibrator >route her status updates to arpavax >make her dress like natalie portman while cooking hot grits >teach her how to properly play dwarf fortress >frog blast her vent core
Oliver Foster
Man it's like a you sinister smile you lose.
Bentley Rodriguez
>>Not making a facebook account
Colton Adams
You can add:
>telling her to gtfo after she didn't show tits
Eli Diaz
>Too long have you mistreated women, Stopped reading there. It's so obvious that you're a nu-male just by reading that statement.
Ayden Bennett
yeah, sometimes you can tell where a thread is going simply by judging it by the first words in the post.
Alexander Myers
>Not changing your Facebook status to in a relationship after you've been dating for a year >Routing her audio through HDMI out every morning >Logging on to her Netflix and choosing her parents profile, then starting 8 movies and skipping to the soonest nude scene >Telling her that games are for children >Recording bad impressions of her dead grandparents over her C64 tapes >Unplugging her phone from her charger in the middle of the night for your vape batteries
Isaac Phillips
I do half this shit every day
Kevin Hughes
MONSTER
Ian Jenkins
it around turn user
Samuel Reed
>mfw my girlfriend uses linux so i dont have to scold her
Grayson Evans
:: Death To women's Rights
It is with great esteem and supreme pleasure that I am here tonight to inform you that I hate you, your guts, and every female on earth who shares the desire to rebel against men, to disrespect men, and/or to take the creations of men and claim them as the creation of women or a joint creation of man and woman.
From this high vantage point it seems that whenever men make something great, after a time, worthless pro-women's rights females come to latch on to that creation and claim it as a triumph of womankind. These whores (an assumption, yes, though I doubt any of you were virgin wives, if wives at all) cannot allow man to stand alone in his technical abilities above females, females who are used to having everything handed to them due to their "angelic" sex. Now we have debian-women, a feminist group that has latched on to debian by virtue of men's guilt for not failing to achive as woman has failed to achieve (or perhaps men not giving a damn either way, and humoring you with a mailing list) and demands that debian take on usless husks to even out it's male to female developer ratio.
You disrespect men who are opensource/freesoftware developers such as I by comparing your worthless selves to us, the true achivers. You moan and drop loads of feces, we churn out code. With this in mind I cordially invite you to have an auto accident. I hope it does not kill you, but instead rips your digits off, aswell as cause you to be blind. If this does happen, and I wish such to come to pass, I will visit and smile.
My gpl'd and bsd'd contributions to the opensource/freesoftware movement can be found here:
Lucas Myers
>making her install gentoo >interjecting for a moment when she mentions linux >using her parents' wifi to order drugs and download cp >using all her flash drives for Tails >telling her windows 10 is a botnet
Jackson Hernandez
>arpavax are you in your 60s?
Colton Price
You forgot >not uninstalling Windows 10 from her computer
Austin Taylor
What is this thread?
Nolan Mitchell
Baby don't hurt me
William Richardson
Who are you guys quoting?
Jack Jones
>Making her accept that using Linux is normal. MONSTER!