Oh hey bro you mind if we sit... OOHHHHHhhhh FUCK DUDE! Is that a fucking T460?! No way...

>oh hey bro you mind if we sit... OOHHHHHhhhh FUCK DUDE! Is that a fucking T460?! No way, brah! That's fucking scandatious bombatious, my man. I just got 32 gig RAM in my little beast, dude. Bro, what GNU slash Linux distro do I see there? Hang on let me look, bro. Oh okay, bro, okay bro, ubuntu is pretty gnarly but, ya know, I'm more of a freeBSD kind of guy. Anyway, dude, catch ya on the flip side, bro

Lmfao, dude right on

Pasta

Who the fuck even talks like that in real life?

Dude bros

I hang out with dudebros on a daily basis and nobody talks like this. This looks like something from a shitty 80's movie about skateboarding culture.

why do you hang out with them daily if you call them that

>I hang out with dudebros
Wow. Please tell me you're joking.

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It's not by choice, I just live next to them and study with them so I'm forced to interact with them. Besides, they're pretty chill people.

>That fucking distended bicep.

Christ.

Are we being invaded by r9k again?

th-thanks.
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t-too.

I have bad news. You might be a normie.
Consider sudoku.

>besides
uh sure faggot

The guy in the middle looks like he has a tumor in his arm

If I was a normie I wouldn't be spending my time on this shitty site.

I think he's a UFC fighter

Me on the right, not knowing how to wear a basecap

Steroids will do that to you.

Jesu christ what is wrong with the bicep?
Saline injections?

Also the guy is flexing pretty hard for the photo. Kinda pathetic and sad really.

Synthol