What went wrong?

What went wrong?

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Jews

found pajeet

>More relevant

What went wrong?
Jobs died.

found ahmed

Steve Ballmer

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After a entire year of not only giving away Windows 10 but forcing it to download through Windows Update that is hilarious.

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>Religion of Peace

what about Bob?

youtube.com/watch?v=sxXs0Yy5-0Y

Pajeet hindu nuffin CEO

PRISM got exposed

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Is this real?

Nothing. They had a gross margin of nearly 60% last quarter.

yeah... it's expensive and hard to find though

No POSIX compliance.

The rest of the world will leave them behind because no one wants to go through the pain of making their software Windows-compatible with their Frankenstein's monster of an API.

Nothing.

They don't actually make any products that people like and want to use, they're just stuck with it through necessity.

Microsoft is honestly lucky OSX only runs officially on Apple hardware. If it didn't have the hardware price tag associated with it most normies wouldn't use Windows.

Everything. All they had to do was release a worthy desktop-focused update to Windows 7. They could've fixed the update system of Windows 7, added workspaces, updated the driver model and added exclusive support for DX12 and called it "Windows 7 Ver. 2" and the shit would have sold like hotcakes, but it's obviously more lucrative change every IP they own into a cloud/data-mining service and get those fat kickbacks from the lawless Obama administration.

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dindu mayne
woah. blew my mind but that is so true

Microsoft has a monopoly on the OS market, they are abusing that monopoly by forcing 'upgrades' that people dont want. MS can get away with anything, it doesnt matter how bad windows has become, their 95% marketshare will use it without question. The public is to blame for tolerating MS's monopolistic price gouging, so the public is a victim of their own stupidity for putting up with it without question.

toilet.

>give 10 for free
>7 still surpasses it
>XP still 10% of marketshare

kek

>no one wants to go through the pain of making their software Windows-compatible
They still do go through it tho

Making more money from patent trolling Android phone makers than from selling Windows phones.

And yet theyll continue to comply for another 50 yrs.

> the public is a victim of their own stupidity

>"cool, more free stuff"
computer software is free by default, everything can be pirated, that's nothing special. It's like being surprised that you aren't thirsty after drinking water.

lmfao where is this from?

>mfw my bro updated my PC to win10

C-can I go back, please?

white people are closer to nuffins than indians tho; Indians really dindu nuffin but are also brown, which confuses the white man

What ? I'm still on windows 8

Look at that desperate pajeet's face when he realizes he has to redo all of his javascript assignment or he won't see any rupee deposited on his account.

looks like some indian TV show

>white people are closer to nuffins than indians tho;
>smelly
>irritating
>poverty ridden homeland
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what's this from originally?

I've been using a mac for 4 years and haven't received a single "pay to update" window, they've always been free. Maybe this comic is old as fuck? or maybe I'm autistic and they were just implying that everything Apple costs money and that was the joke.

Anyhow, shit comic.

> macmeme to rewrite history like they didn't used to charge.
About time you guys stopped getting cucked.......as much

I meant more disposition toward violence.
Indians are lots of things but generally gravitate away from criminality.

Tell us more lies, Ashmad

well, you can look for some stats but in fact it's quite obvious considering household income of diaspora indians tends to rank at the top, and wealthier people are usually smart enough or not desperate enough not to do shit that lands them in prison.

Harsh and barbaric punishments and the Indiansmarrght meme is really just our exposure to the cream of the crop

It's called "Poo in the Loo" by Pajeet Sing Sat Nam Porem Harshabat

>Harsh and barbaric punishments
even that is relatively rare; what does happen makes it onto national news.

>Indiansmarrght meme is really just our exposure to the cream of the crop
Who else would you be talking about? You're only at risk of crime from the people you live around, obviously.

As far as Indians in general, India started industrializing in the 1950s; Until then its labor and resources were mostly contributing to industrialization in the UK and European civilization in general. It's still 50% subsistence farmers and still backward and uneducated.
Meritocracy, liberalism, reduction in poverty, and increased access to infrastructure will allow the population to approach its actual competitive potential over time.

>being this poo
Pajeet pls

what went wrong with AOL

XP is 16 years old now
people don't want to change
they invented a vacuum cleaner
xerox parc invented a vacuum cleaner
apple invented a vacuum cleaner, before
m$ .. people have a cleaner with enough attachments. They cannot resell 'OS' (filing system, GUI). They never did much with it

charging to remove the ads on the card game

He's Hindu, not Muslim. They have been persecuted and mass-murdered by Muslims for centuries.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persecution_of_Hindus

>implying Hinduism is not a religion of peace

They're much more peaceful than Islamists, that's for sure.

daaamn dis is old shit, ~2010

see ^

Silicon valley

They are all lowlifes

Corporate culture crushing innovation and competitive spirit of developers.

Smartphones happened, but Microsoft didn't jump on the train until it was too late to become a front-row player, now they're a backseat to Apple and Google in the market.

> If it [OSX] didn't have the hardware price tag associated with it most normies wouldn't use Windows.

Probably true.
t. linux user

Microsoft could've literally won over a bunch of people like my mother if they paid some random college grad to make a few card games and advertised something like "over 25 new games added in windows 10! Upgrade now for free!", but they opted to go full jew mode with it. Instead she's still running 7 because "it works fine, why change it."

Microsoft's incompetence continues to astound me. Someone post the image that explains how all the different sections of Microsoft hate working with each other.

Their copies started being shittier than the originals... and they never abandoned their "just copy the successful thing and brute force it into the #1 spot' strategy.

THEN:
Copy CP/M, successfully displace CP/M
Copy MacOS, successfully displace MacOS
Copy Wordperfect, successfully displace Wordperfect
Copy Netscape, successfully displace Netscape

NOW:
Copy iPOD, FAIL with Zune
Copy Google, FAIL with Bing
Copy iPhone, FAIL with Windows Phone
Copy Steam, FAIL with GFWL

anyone link torrent?

Already have it on Spotify. :^)

open.spotify.com/user/graysonfromohio/playlist/1BGJc2RRLdcjgu1QiftEIN

mfw zune was great.

I asked for a torrent not for your hipster streaming service fucking retard.

>Implying i'm going to hand over my email address to a data miner
>implying i can log in with facebook LOL LIKE I HAVE A FACEBOOK AHAH OFF THE GRIND KIDDOS

Just create a new email address. You do have your own IMAP server + domain name, don't you?

Do you really think that Microsoft, as a whole, makes a ~60% margin on JUST the Android patents?

Also, it's not trolling if it's a legit patent, and Microsoft is hardly a NPE...

>being raped is a legit concern for any woman taking the bus
Ok loo

Stfu n00b, Bing is GOAT for porn.

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>Copy MacOS, successfully displace MacOS
You really should learn your history...

Xerox PARC created the UI. Apple and Microsoft both copied it.

It's a shame, because their UI is much more interesting and innovative than Android or iOS. Nobody's going to choose a cheap plastic device with no apps over a premium phone with millions though.

You're equating commercial success or failure with the quality of their product. Which obviously is wrong, because you call Zune and Windows Phone failures despite being decent products that never got market share, while calling Internet Explorer, the slow browser with shit standards compliance that everyone except your grandpa replaced with Chrome or Firefox, a success.

>they've always been free

Underrated, kek

kek

Basically this, their whole business model revolves around forcing people to use their stuff, and that's not the kind of thing that keeps consumers' goodwill.

Liveboot Linux, get the files you need, install Linux, never look back

>lucky OSX only runs officially on Apple hardware

Nobody would use the pile of shit that is OSX if it ran on PCs. OSX is such a clusterfuck abortion they can't even get stability on a tiny handful of hardware configs.

Embrace, Extend, Extinguish

We can all agree that OS X is technically a better OS than Windows.

Microshit really fucked themselves out of the game with 10. Forced updates that break drivers, advertisements even if you pay for the damn thing. You will have to get some ultra skimmed enterprise version if you don't want any of the bullshit. But then you are left with essentially a reskinned 7. No added functionality .

OS X at least is BSD-like so it caters to both users, noobs and professionals. By adding bash support to Windows Microshit is attempting to pander both audiences, but not without trying to fuck the user, pro or not, in the ass.

I'm glad W10 will mark the end of Microshit. They deserve it.

>t. Mohammad

>I'm glad W10 will mark the end of Microshit
lolno

Not even close...

Jews, the same thing that always goes wrong with every corporation. More specifically, whenever the kike bean-counters get control, all creative (i.e. engineering) jobs get outsourced to the lowest bidder (i.e. those fucking shitskin assholes in Bangalore). And at that moment, all progress stops. Never in my entire fucking life have I seen anything other than complete disaster when a white man's job is handed off to a fucking Indian shit monkey. And now they have one running the joint (MS). Top fucking kek.

>Microsoft

Shit

why don't you use a burner email instead of chimping out you fucking autist?

>letting Pajeets run your company

Mac OSX is actually very fucking solid and very fucking stable.
The problem with it is that Apple has the stupid "product ecosystem" bullshit so there can be bullshit problems with different types of hardware.

I've heard Hindu's have been known to kill mudslimes to.

Maybe the smelly brown religions are just inherently wrong and degenerate?

>It's a shame, because their UI is much more interesting and innovative than Android or iOS

Completely agree, I went to a phone store and was looking at it. I actually loved the way it was oriented. However the sales rep told me not to even consider it.

I never fucking listen to them but then I texted a friend who's obsessed with Smart Phones and ricing who even he told me to avoid it.

OSX is much nicer to use that a standard PC. It's much smoother to navigate and organize things, newer versions of Windows are clusterfucks.