/csg/ Chink Shit General

Yes, we know everything already is from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.

Only 69 days until Halloween, anyone got some chink shit recommendations to buy for the Halloween period?

>IRC channel #/csg/ on rizon

>Discord channel
discord.gg/Xyx4fG9

>Chink Shit Randomiser
chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki:
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>News
• Review and benchmarks of the Netac N550s Elite SSD not to be confused with the Netac N530S 120gb that's on sale for $30 with Gearbest • user wants to purchase said Netac SSDs but runs into a bug on the site, Gearbest's live chat support helps him out • user reviews his USB DAC After three failed attempts by other anons at guessing what's in his package user finally unveils a DC Motor controller • user posts email exchange with Yupoo seller is afraid to haggle price down • user's lasercutter makes /CSG/ appear in his toast and Mitu it can even cut bread • user reviews the Leagoo Shark 1 • user reviews cheap shuttlecocks • user's chink raybans got sat on • Chink danbo's are showing up • AliExpress seller lies about sending out user's purchase • Cheap little DIY project, a $10 Terminator skull • user wonders why his package takes so long to process • user has to wait before he can complain to eBay's customer service about the $5 Chromecast being a possible scam Previous thread

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STOP THE PRESSES

NEW MARICELA VIDEO

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Crashing this general with no survivors

aliexpress.com/item/Still_taste_like_chink_blood/32598938478.html

Who is this landwhale I why should I care?

5th for Chinese Stuff General

3DPD are fucking disgusting desu famalama

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>Chink makeup
Gee that sounds like a good idea

Does /csg/ approve this t-shirt?
s.aliexpress.com/2QJ3qIRj

I agree with you user also we should carry this general to /biz/ and open a discord server.

spotted the chink

i don't know, wouldn't trust it.

>That star
Get out kike

I bet did this

Anyone making a shark RAID cluster?

>5 pointed star
>kike

It's like you're not even trying.

My phone battery is half-dead (653mAh of 1430) so I was thinking about a power bank instead of a replacement, because it's almost the same price with a huge mAh difference.
I'm between Orico, has a real Panasonic 18650 and mAh/price matches with specs (3350mA) and ROCK which may have 10000mA and pic shows 5 batteries, so 2000mA/ea is not impossible nor expensive. Advices please.
aliexpress.com/item/ORICO/32634600702.html

aliexpress.com/item/ROCK/32615095388.html

It's a trap.

why would we take this to biz?
also there is already a discord, check the op

Xiaomi.

The star started as a Sup Forums meme as a way to identify "jews" /pro Israel shills

Get a Xiaomi one like everyone else.

>Taobao thread
I wonder if other boards have chink shit related threads too

Just make sure that those aliexpress sellers themselves are legit. Xiaomi also sells a 10,000mAh power bank although it's recently increased in price

>that one israeli that bought one
I'm onto you Rachel
>she also bought bikinis and bra padding
>a fuckton of slut uniforms
>jewelled nose rings
>minions phone cases
>a fuckton more earrings, piercings, etc
>a fuckton more push up bras and bikinis
Funny the things you can learn about a person on a chinese laowai scamming market place

aliexpress-thread
Baby Mouth Car Vagina-thread

Its a chink shit David star user

RAID is and have been dead for a long time. Only a retard uses RAID.

I can't get Xiaomi, because they are actually present in my country and just
>Cannot ship to Brazil (gaybest)
There is a lot of fakes around Aliexpress, so I can't trust anymore. Also can't find locally 'cuz it's all out of stock.

Memes.

No fashion brand fakes general on /fa/? Or are they against that stuff there?

of course.

huehuehuehuehue

>Brazil
Post popozão.

Huehue
banggood.com/Original-XIAOMI-5_1V-2_1A-10000mAh-Power-Bank-For-Smartphone-p-977406.html

Top-one on ali is 100% legitimate.
Aliexpress actually closed the store where I got a fake when I opened a dispute and I got my money back. So I think any store that has been around for like a year and gets good reviews is fine.

Just sort by no. of orders instead of by price.

i want to wife her.

>This warehouse can not ship to your location.
Both CN/US.

I know but
>US $112.65 para Brazil via UPS Expedited
>US $40.34 para Brazil via UPS Expedited
>US $36.84 para Brazil via EMS

any chink wallets?

>search "nazi" on ali
>no results

Maybe the tenga egg/baby car mouth faggots can go there instead.

Chinese knockoff masturbators don't really belong in a Japanese Culture board

aliexpress.com/item//32633073631.html

tradingshenzhen.com/redmi-pro/624-xiaomi-redmi-pro-64gb.html
Is this the shop to buy the redmis from (avoiding import fees)?
And how are the chances to get cm for the x25 note?

Then why didn't you get rid of Roussef yet fgt.

holy

Soon (tm).

Just made my first aliexpress order today
Had a load of shit in my cart from 5 different sellers and the total came to fuck all, couldn't believe it.
It said expected delivery was about 25-45 days.
Is that right?
I ask because I ordered chink stuff from ebay before, costing 2 to 5 cents and free Chinese shipping and sometimes I got it within 3 days.
Or should I forget that I ordered it and just be pleasantly surprised when it shows up?
How long does it usually take for your aliexpress shipments?

hey csg guess what i got?

Even with their 20€ tax evasion shipping this saves you €10

I think ibuygou also sells tax insurance for like 5% of the price of your item, might want to look into that as well.

Yet they have an entire pathetic general to discuss that shit in, going there if you want to post the latest chinese fap eggs seems like a logical thing to do.

They definitely used to but maybe it couldn't sustain itself solely on fake Geobaskets and Wayfarers.

Generally like 10 days I think.

Can someone explain the baby mouth suckers?
Where do I buy these?

Try Dealextreme
I got mine from there

Oh fuck this is helio x20. But does your site guarantee anything about customs fees?

for me (northern europe) usually 30 days or so. i usually remember about 50% maybe, and 1 out of 10 i can't even recall ordering when i get it

gimme some ideas guys

i've bought:
tablet stand
bluetooth speaker
water bottle
headset stand
wi-fi adapters
wireless mouse
shark microsd
watch
phone case
phone headset

feels like i'm missing some fun stuff/must-haves

Ask

aliexpress.com/item/Earphone-For-iPhone-6S-BX240-Bluetooth-Stereo-Headset-Wireless-Earphone-Sport-headphone-Bluetooth-Sport-Neckband-Headsets/32610778270.html

Thought you guys would enjoy this chinkery

For me (East Coast USA) I get every order in 10-20 days.

black dildo
kneesocks

Dude your last post got deleted. Obviously mods think this is the place for baby mouth masturbating

kek

baby mouth masturbater

Seriously though the baby car mouth guy's already there

This is it,

Farewell /csg/ it was fun times, but i can't deal with this anymore, Gearbest stole me 115 USD, you guys should ban every mention of them here. but i guess the shillers are too many here, at least i vent with paypal.

Have fun, im out, peace.

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>message: 'No, FUCK YOU, I DID NOT GET ANY AMICABLE SOLUTION
>
>You guys stole me 110 USD, now i have a NOT WORKING TABLET AND YOU FORCED ME TO PAY 100 USD TO SHIP IT, I WILL NEVER USE PAYPAL EVER.
>
>i.imgur.com/oghNzmo.png
>i.imgur.com/64Me1B1.png
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>YOU SIDED UP WITH A CHINESE SCAMMER COMPANY AND FORCED ME TO LOSE ALL MY MONEY
>
>I WILL FUCK YOU EVERYWHERE. I SWEAR I WILL DO MY BEST TO FUCK PAYPAL REPUTATION OVER EVERY WHERE
>
>FUCK
>
>YOU
>
>
>------
>
>Investigation Complete - Case # PP-00xxxxxxxx
>
>
>Seller's Name: GearBest
>Seller's Email: [email protected]
>Seller's Transaction ID: 2RAxxxxx
>
>Transaction Date: Jun 6, 2016
>Transaction Amount: -$115.75 USD
>Invoice ID: W16060617542xxxx
>Your Transaction ID: 7K698118Rxxxx
>Case Number: PP-005-01xxx
>
>Buyer's Transaction ID: 7K698118Rxx

buy some actual electronics like a tablet/phone
headphones are always good
chink gaming gear
also a shit ton of different cables and adapters

>being surprised you got chink'd

>trusting jews with you money
im sorry user... but that was your fault

Opinions on Rakuten? Any deals there? Should I bother on making an account or Aliexpress and Ebay will keep me covered?

Chink'd, and have fun with alipay's support.

hey is there chink shit e-readers with e-ink?

thats what you get for not using aliexpress

>trusting ebay
reee normie

>I WILL FUCK YOU EVERYWHERE. I SWEAR I WILL DO MY BEST TO FUCK PAYPAL REPUTATION OVER EVERY WHERE

Way to lose your calm dude and any chance of ever getting that money back.

Masturbatory eggs?

>spergs out at paypal and acts like a retard
>wonders why they refuse to help him

He had already closed the claim, so he didn't have any chance whatever.

has the redmi been dethroned yet?

Crotchless panties.

Never had a problem with ebay

yes, there is one its an inferior kobo and only sold in taobao for some reason.

do any of you know any bluetooth remotes? like a next/prev/play+pause-thing from some headphones but without the actual phones?

bonus for waterproof

12k € here kek

ayy I got my kershaw and my dank xiaomi.

i already have like 10

nah i have a real one

i looked at tablets but i have one already. surely gonna buy one in the future
good on headphones atm
same with gaming gear
might look at more cables and adapters, bought some a couple of years ago

daddy already gave me some

>check order status
>see pink products at bottom of the screen
>look closer
>see pic related
wtf is this Sup Forums
Is my aliexpress account fucked now?

meme egg

YES

>Opinions on Rakuten
Rakuten is British, it used to be called play.com, a long time ago I used to buy DVDs and books from them but in 2011 I made my chink purchase and forgot about other sites.
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It is your destiny to buy it.

just buy one, its the hotterst meme around.
is because of your search history, so if you use the randomizer o always click on links here that will happend.

what is?

Search Ali for "meme egg"

>13 cm

having a 8 cm dick at least pay off

>getting the baby blue version
why would you want a male baby sucking you off??

>Search Ali for "meme egg"
keks were had