What is Sup Forums wearing?

What is Sup Forums wearing?

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Boxers. I am lying in bed

regular slightly skinny jeans

maybe they're less durable but i dont look like an autist

Not tech. Do not post in this thread.

>buying your pants used

im naked

>skinny jeans

Normal Jeans, t-shirts without stupid shit on it.

How do you keep your big ass phone in your jeans?

>skinny jeans

Normie scum. I wouldn't be surprised if you are gay.

Are you Central Intelligence Agency?

Austrian military surplus trousers and blouses.

/Comfy/ and cheap.

Uniqlo Slim Fit Oxford
Levi's 511 Rigid Dragon
Brown Derbies

At work - black jeans or cargo
At home/off work - Adidas track suit full

Oversized shirt + underwear

Fun fact! Wearing clothing that brings your testicles closer to the body, such as skinny-jeans, actually decreases the spermcount in your testicles due to overheating? It can also cause a variety of other health hazards.

I own 10 identical black short sleeved t-shirts and 3 identical comfortable jeans

but you'd wear underpants regardless?

Where did you get your degree in broscience?

why don't they make cargo jeans? I would be all over that shit

You don't wear boxers like a man?
Where did you get your degree in being wrong?

Naked and famous jeans and an $8 Walmart flannel I saw on /r/streetwear

I just picked up some dunks yesterday too because I'm an aging millenial

I'm not the one making incorrect claims on Sup Forums
You don't have a shred of evidence to back yourself up. Not a shred

Some sort of Pajama Pirate Pants.
I bought a 5 pack of pajama pants on ebay and chopped off the bottom between the knee and foot.

adidas tracksuit

bbc.com/news/magazine-33238110
mensfitness.com/styleandgrooming/fashion/skinny-jean-dangers

Surveys conducted by a Swedish-based brand, TENA, reveals disturbing facts about regular use of skinny jeans.

According to Dr. Hilary Jones – TENA’s brand ambassador, “Wearing tight-fitting clothing over a prolonged period of time can lead to urinary tract infections leading to over-activity of the bladder– a type of bladder weakness as well as a low sperm count and fungal infections. I have seen several cases of men who have twisted their testicles due to wearing jeans that are far too tight.”

nydailynews.com/life-style/health/skinny-jeans-lead-testicular-problems-article-1.1113798

mensfitness.com/styleandgrooming/fashion/skinny-jean-dangers

flannel, jeans, and work boots
also a hat with a gentoo patch

Sweatpants and a sweater right now. I wish I had more cargo pants.

Also, this isn't Sup Forums at all, so have a polite sage.

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Fake Levis 501 jeans I bought in Malaysia for about €10

>actually decreases the spermcount in your testicles due to overheating?
Yeah, but that's a temporary issue that isn't even an issue unless you are having sex for the purpose of procreation.

>he doesn't cum buckets every time he jerks off
Hah, plebe.

I got some pants from vans when they had a big clearance sale. 5 bucks buy one get one free. Best part was they were all 30/30 which is as close to my size as i can get seeing as 28/30 is almost impossible to find. Besides that I just get levi's since i can put them through hell at work for 3+ years before they start getting holes.

I'm already infertile as it is

This literally doesn't matter to me

>studies by a brand find results that favor the brands products
What a surprise.

>he thinks sperm makes up a majority of his ejaculate

Thicker sperm is nicer

I wear shorts preferrably sports shorts. Im a fattie and they're comfy and easy to wear. If my body is restricted I get autistic, and jeans are uncomfortable as fuck unless they are very elastic. If I can't lift my foot up all the way while standing those pants can go fuck themselves. I guess when I get out of neet life I'll take every opportunity I can to wear casual pants because they're nowhere as awful as jeans.

I wear my lounge wear 99% of the time

If I go out, its in jeans/gym shorts and a sweater or tank depending on the weather. If its a social event that requires looking nice, it's my nicest jeans and nicest sweater and a jacket if it's colder

Formal events, I have a couple suits that ALWAYS get me compliments. For work, I wear whatever the fuck I feel like

Funny how some people go to great lengths to justify doing unhealthy things just to be fashionable.

Pair of cotton-ish shorts with elastic waistband and string for tightening.

Who needs sperm?

Im infertile and I haven't had an issue so far

>Who needs sperm?
Women who want to bear child.

>Getting cucked with child support and alimony

No thanks

Women very rarely have to pay child support; in the event of a divorce they usually get majority if not sole custody of children

I'm talking about men

How would women be able to produce sperm?

shimapan and a pleated skirt

Boring carpenter jeans, a "funny" shirt from Walmart, and superhero boxers.

nice

>having a low sperm count is unhealthy
What?
It literally only matters when attempting reproduction. Otherwise it means NOTHING.
NOTHING AT ALL.
It doesn't affect you in any way at all. There's no reason to care about a temporary low sperm count.

school uniform lol

> tfw you can't wear your favorite cargo pants because it's too fucking hot outside, and cargo shorts are too small, and you have to carry a bag

Russia?

Cargo camo shorts and a black shirt

i think you mean slim fit?

r/mfa core

If I pull those off would you die?

vans old skools
white gold toe socks
black levis 501s
tucked white uniqlo lemaire pocket tee
thrifted collarless denim button down
thrifted black corduroy cap

Tight fitting underwear could also do that?

I unironically wear a 10 year old piece of cargo shorts.
I'd buy new ones but they're out of fashion apparently.

"super" skinny jeans and a long purple t-shirt, oh and purple boxershorts

Why are you wearing super skinny jeans

It's not 2006. Stop

Because I like them, won't stop.

joga pants

fight me Sup Forums

>studies are supposed to prove something!

I'M A MADMAN STOP ME!

The 90s called
they want their jacket back

time travellers aren't getting my favorite jacket

Cargo shorts
It's hot outside

>fight me Sup Forums
No way, you can move your face so fast it disappears on camera. Can't hit you.

I wear military cargo pants every fucking day.

Love 'em.

They are indestrutible, and storage when you need it. Best pants ever.

>Adidas tracksuit full

Git ye gone, Vladimir

Nothing but my glasses.
>Not having your own home, and thus your own freedom to wear literally nothing throughout the whole house
>Not having a partner who loves to see you walk around naked, whenever it may be in the day
Feels good mang.

Sometimes I wake up though.

>Implying I'm living the dream
I still have to go to work and deal with a seriously shitty manager, so its far from perfect. Its just a really nice factor.

I wear jeans. They're very durable and they have enough pockets for stuff I put in them. I carry a backpack too.

Yeah, cargo pants, a blue polo shirt and just a light jacket in dark blue, almost black

Dark grey short cargos.

Rate my daily clothes Sup Forums

You're a big guy.

annoying

>implying anyone with nothing wrong in their mind would want to have children

>dad clothes
pathetic

women can get pregnant via bone marrow and some science shit, fucking cool stuff.

Are you of large build by any chance

>used to be cool in the early 2000s

Navy trousers, white dress shirt, grey sports jacket, burgundy brogue derbies, dark blue tie with white spots, white pocket square with blue spots, watch, belt.

>caring about """cool"""

I find it funny people go out of their way to research testicles to make some kind of alpha geek fashion statement

Cia/10

NWU type 1. The switch to type 3 can't come soon enough

I fucking HATE having anything in my pockets, I hate heavy or bulky clothing, I hate chains and watches and wearing glasses.
Must be my slav genes but I love the comfort of a tracksuit or sweatpants and hoodie.

Just some jeans, don't make a point out of your fucking pants

By earing jeans that aren't skinny fageans

usually joggers.

A black hoodie and a tiger-stripe cotton pants
Almost like jeans, bigger pockets

>the current year
>wearing bloated, non-minimal clothing

Something similar to OP pic but a lot pricier. They might be considered snowboarding pants or something? I was looking for cargo pants with a bunch of zipper pockets, basically. They were like $100 and they kick ass.

found them

amazon.com/Roscoe-Outdoor-Washakie-Pants-Tarmac/dp/B00O0TB7IQ/ these but mine look greener so possibly a different color, also the side pockets aren't visible on the amazon page but they've got lots of storage

>skinny jeans
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