/csg/ Chink Shit General

Yes, we know everything already is from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.

>IRC channel #/csg/ on rizon

>Discord channel
discord.gg/Xyx4fG9

>Chink Shit Randomiser
chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki:
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>News
• user received the KUMARA k552 quick review • user breaks down after breaking his own tablet blames it on Gearbest and loses his temper in the following order demands a full refund even when a solution is offered claims he will fuck paypal everywhere and swears he will do his best to fuck paypal's reputation over • user doesn't recommend Chuwi tablets, his coughing up a lot of critical errors • user just got his MotoSpeed Inflictor CK104 and Kingdian SSD • Pen collecting user bought a JinHao 500 came well packaged • user's PostNL tracking won't show • The Netac 120gb SSD for $30 has completely sold out on Gearbest Previous thread

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first for homosex

Seconds.

Thanks OP.

>doorbell rings
>"you have mail to sing"
>feelsgood.jpg
>mailman gives me my packets
>he knows I buy a lot of tech stuff from Aliexpress, GB and he does too
>"user, I want to assemble a computer and I'm looking for a place who sells a gtx 1070 at a good price"
>10 minutes conversation about what's the best gpu
>"mailman, do you need this pc for gaming?"
>"y-yes, m-mostly world of warcraft, I need a new battlestation before the new expansion comes out"
>mindblown.png

Just recived this, what you think it is /guys

dragon dildo

Coвeтcкиe плaкaты. Cyкa блять

yall smashed?

Masturbation eggs.

Tenga eggs

Frame it, it would look way better that way.

did you fuck?

BMCV

I hope you didn't forget to tip him

What the fuck?!?!?!?1

yo anybody has a recommendation on where/which powerbank i should buy, it should have, 12v output and/or ac output i need a fairly big powerbank that can charge my laptop at least twice, cheers mates

I think I'm gonna go with the silver one
is it worth it for 35$?

if you can stand the cancer typography yeah go for it

Seed user here

Follow-up to yesterday

the chinks told me to uninstall any software even though it's always had the problem. Could have asked for a refund but couldn't be bothered wasting time getting chinked when they'll ask me to ship the fucking tablet back to them.

meme egg

Gearbest and many other chink shit sites stopped shipping powerbanks to Australia because of your ass backwards customs.

44℅ off get it it's a flash sale :^)

Either you send it back and get a new one or they'll offer you to pay $50 to buy it again. You're chinking yourself by not doing anything.

At least mint is easy to grow.

How safe are these?

>Pansy
Hi James.

Are any of the IEMs suggested of decent quality, or are they just expected to last a few months before being replaced with another 10 dollar pair?

>hot-sell7
what did he mean by this

Not at all.

don't be lewd

Fuck this shit

disregard this I suck cock
>Please note this is a DIY Power Bank Case Kit,You are required to assemble them yourself,and the battery is not included !

Blame Abbott

>Cannot ship to New Zealand
WELP
Well at least I got two of them while they were cheap. I bet they think AU and NZ are the same country and just disabled both.

When i open it i see that little box

Thinking about getting a tablet. Which sellers do you trust?

Gearbest

Not gearbest

Maybe gearbest

any that take paypal

Should I repeat that question?

GayBest

thanks mate

GearBest

Nobody here seems to have ever had a problem with getting tablets from them.

Do they often go on flash """sales""" ?

I don't know

yes

No. In fact their power banks have gotten a bit more expensive since last year, probably due to Pokemon Go normies.

What?

Just get a Xiaomi MiPad 2

That's the cheapest it's been in a while, the Pokemon Go craze briefly made chinks up the prices on powerbanks everywhere.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>He didn't have local resellers selling for $9.99

>Just get a Xiaomi MiPad 2
Reminder that the original MiPad is still stuck on KitKat

Its a 30cent zircon ring good quality

>windows XP
damn that's one matured gif

Did she say 'yes'?

Romoss eUSB
Qidian QD 188

Those seeds might have been processed with toxic chemicals, and will contain them when grown.

Might nab me one then
>tfw Xiaomi is getting known as a respectable company worldwide
RIP cheap chinkshit

nice cockring

>Local resellers for $9.99

Begging to get housefires.

I hope she dumps you

what was that? :(

nice meme dude, i prob give it to my mom

They were $11 at one point

>RIP cheap chinkshit
This ;_;

Everyone here who bought a powerbank will get a housefire then.

DIY powerbank case for $1
you still needed the battery itself

>2015

Thanks Pokemon Go.

is it worth to buy?

Not really, but a Xiaomi Pocket for 9.99 is asking to get chinked. There are fakes about of them you know.

you still need the battery that you put in the thing

do you need a DIY powerbank case?

Any reason you wouldn't recommend the Teclast? It seems to have superior specs and is much cheaper on GB at the moment.

Nah, you can't easily get a legit battery cheao.

Nigga they're real.
OK they're actually $11 normally but on sale they're $9.45

$1 more like

Only that faggot who broke down his own tablet.

Better build quality

youtube.com/watch?v=ec_aPUi_a50

If you're so sure hook the cable in with both ends, if the charging lights come on it means you have a fake.

Serves him right for trying to chink the chinks.

Didn't buy it for myself but checked the code on the box.

soo, should i buy it?

>tfw my phone is so old it's removable
I'm glad extended batteries are a thing

man the postman it's gonna take a dump on my door if i keep ordering shit

don't forget to tip him

No, buy yourself some better font rendering.

Cheapest it's been in a while (not counting the 2015 pricing) throw some goodboy points at it for a further discount

man you're autistic, at least buy something that has some utility

even a dragon dildo has a function

They will have a function

He's going to cum on them

haven't thought about that,
my bad, they do have a function after all

Post some pics of the figures once you get them.

amazon.com/Cub-JA0027-Gift-of-Nothing/dp/B019HDSCPU/
Where can I buy this or orange peels on Ali/eBay?

>buying fake anime merchandise
Enjoy your shit quality.

>muhh quality

>elitism about real toys

i've bought anime figurines on ali before and they are pretty good copies of the original
i definitely will
i will give them a use don't worry, i also have a bunch of "useful" shit incoming too but its nothing we havent seen in this thread before so i couldnt be arsed to post it

Where did the tipping your mailman meme come from?

BABY MOUTH CAR VAGINA

Probably from some americans

American underpaid living wage workers

Some Estonian user was complaining about it.