Is Alibaba a legit site to buy stuff from, anyone ever done it? I'm thinking of buying this but it's direct from China

Is Alibaba a legit site to buy stuff from, anyone ever done it? I'm thinking of buying this but it's direct from China.

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dollfactory.trustpass.alibaba.com
cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/child-sex-doll-trial-1.3398368
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>$1400

fucking hell man is your waifu really worth it

Yes it's legit. Go ahead and buy your loli sex doll.

spend $500 on an upper tier hooker and then see if you still want the doll
there is no coming back from this

Sup Forums has a long-running general for this
look for /csg/ in the catalog

it's illegal
kys pedo piece of shit

You fucked up, famicom.

That loli fuck-doll will explode into pieces while your pee-pee is inside of it.

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>dolls are illegal
Good one, friend

wtf is anzu doing

If OP ever grows up and needs to get rid of it... Just pictured chopping it in little pieces...

I think it's worth it, real dolls are 6 times more expensive. And this one is cute as hell, she looks adorable!

real women are disgusting

make sure seller test the item before sending

thanks

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I saw an ugly black dyke with a bunch of these on a streaming service.

Creepy as fuck.

If you want to blow a thousand dollars why not just fly to the philippines, the hookers there look underaged even when they are actually in their 20's.

>kys
back to plebbit

> real women are disgusting
T. Creepy Neckbeard who orders 1400$ child-like sexdolls from china.

To be fair a one time payment of $1400 is a lot cheaper than a spouse

>1 week of pleasure and STDs

Or

>Years of pleasure and no STDs

Golly gee this sure is a hard one

Interesting. I wish she had a whiter appearance, such as German or Ukrainian

left side: rl
right side: vr

You can masturbate for free.

My dick is now in superposition of being flaccid and erected.

Hell if I was horny and single I would probably buy one.

But then my country has a nasty habit of opening packages coming in and taxing the shit out of them.

Every day we stray further from God's light

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Incorrect - they look underaged because they are underaged. the actual 20 year old whores there look 40.

Also
>Buying sex shit from China

Get ready for cancer and the smell of rubber

>They are actually in there 20s

You are a stupid retard tripfag

No they don't.
Philippinas in their 20's can easily pass as highschool students, even after popping out multiple babies.

What country are you in? Canada v& an user for gitting one.

This isn't the only model, there are different ones too. This is the vendor.

dollfactory.trustpass.alibaba.com

They all look too old, are there dolls that look younger and a flatter chest?

I wonder if there's some grandmother somewhere who buys those to dress them up nice, and has no idea that pervs use them for their urges.

If you live in Canada don't buy it, you'll get in trouble I think.

someone buy this for the lulz and give proof

You can buy baby dolls from your local toy store user

all it took me was like 10 seconds to find one with flat chest on that link

wish I could buy one ;_;

HAHAHA SO FUNNY I DIE NOW

>buy dolls
Honestly, I'm doing fine with just the sample pictures.

Out of curiosity, which OS do you use?

Is this legal? If it isn't you may as well go to Cambodia or something because it's risky as fuck just shipping it to your door if it's v&-worthy

Has never been to anywhere in the Orient.

Depends on country - definitely illegal in Canukistan, sketchy every other cuck nation.

>buying a cheap knockoff Chinese sex doll
Remember what you buy name brand.
1) Condoms and sex toys.
2) Toilet paper, paper towels, and napkins.
3) Dairy.
4) Batteries.
5) Paints and adhesives.

It wouldn't surprise me.

>real women are disgusting
a $10 hooker behind a dumpster is disgusting
a $500 "call-girl" will be flawless
if you have 1.5k to burn surely you can spend 500 for a test.

dont be afraid, people have been going to hookers for thousands of years, they dont call it the oldest profession in the world for nothing

and if you get scared or anything you just walk out whenever you want

THEN you buy the doll and end up killing yourself in some years
give the alternative a chance bro :)

You are a disgusting pedo and should kill yourself.

Btw that shit looks scary as fuck.

For $1400 you can buy
-some nice clothes
-a good watch
-get a fucking haircut
-some shower gel
-perfume
-a nice bottle of wine
Just go out there and fuck some acutal, warm pussy.

It's not the oldest profession in the world though. It literally cannot be. They have to get something in exchange for their body, be it food, protection, whatever. That would make the oldest profession hunter, berry picker, scavenger, warrior, etc.

What if you're just really fucking ugly? Like
>OH GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU FACE!?
ugly?

There's that famous Sup Forums pedantry. I was wondering when it would show up.

Female bonobos have been observed exchanging sexual favors for food

>tfw the hookers in my area are shit tier

I want the $500 experience as well ;_;

those getting food/protection we're just amatures, nothin' personell heh

You people are legit disgusting

wear a sexy mask she'll be into it

workout
hide uglyness with beard and/or tattoos/piercings if you need to stand out that much, their a target demographic for that too
be a nice person
those things will do good for you in your 30s +
life doesnt end if your not a billionaire playboy by 25

You can always be used for revenge sex. Tell her that if she fucks you her man will get really upset.

you just go back to 9gag right now mister

Drunk women make bad decisions all the time.
As long as you have basic hygiene, hide your power level and not be morbidly fat, you're good.

I'm no chad myself and I used to think the same as you.. to be honest, confidence is the most important.

Not that I know for sure, but yeah, Canada has some stupid laws.

Then again, this isn't for me, but if some user wants it, I don't see the harm.

>Tfw I can be jailed for defending myself from a nigger trying to rob me
>Tfw a woman can hit as much as she wants, if I hit her back she screams rape and I get jailed
>Tfw number of Arabs is growing and we're paying for their 15 kids a family

I love my country, but holy fuck it can be retarded sometimes.

Thanks Trudeau, you pot smoking dipshit

>tfw in a cuckkomwealth nation

I order stiff from Ali Express all the time.
Never had an issue, although it can take a month or so for the good to arrive.


....I never ordered anything over $10 though.

Why do you keep trying to convince /g to engage in hedonistic, pointless sex? I don't even want the doll for that, I just want to cuddle and hug her.

>Is Alibaba a legit site to buy stuff from, anyone ever done it?
it's like chink ebay, it's a 'legit site to buy stuff from' but would you really buy a sex doll from ebay?

Meh, I've spent more on single components for my bicycles. As long as they've got the means to buy I'd say go for it.

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>useless
>useless
>useless
>useless
>useless
>true
I'd rather buy a ThinkPad.

Also fuck everyone saying you shouldn't beacuse of muh morals or you could get a 'real' girl when they can't even prove to you whether or not we are living in a simulation

Then just get a fucking body pillow with your favourite waifu on it. Save yourself $1200, and you won't go to jail.

So this should really be in a /csg/ thread..?

>pointless sex
>reproduction is literally the goal of life

You remind me of the fedora-wearing neckbeard I saw yesterday in tesco :^)

That doll is creeping me out user.

we could have prevented this
but then, women's suffrage

Also also keep in mind most of the people on Sup Forums are underage and think 1400 is a significant amount of money.

>having a social life or aspiring for a higher position in the society is useless

Ok, kid

I hope the FBI id monitoring your ip you sick fuck

sage

>women

But a lot of them spend that much on their sick gaymen rigs.

Can confirm
After 26 years, one drunk girl was willing to have sex with me because she was drunk and horny and I was the only one there

>social life
useless indeed.

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Advertised vs actual product

(You)
cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/child-sex-doll-trial-1.3398368

Enjoy going to jail for rape. Tyrone will take good care of you.

I want a Suigintou one.

That was 4 years ago and the girl married some half mexican dude

not him but seriously

>some nice clothes
>a good watch
>get a fucking haircut
>some shower gel
>perfume

none of this is needed to have friends and pick up girls user. They're useless shit.

Well consider yourself lucky. If the girl has had alcohol, it's always going to be considered rape. But if the guy is drunk, it's not rape. Don't you just love the legal system

>needed
They are a plus

Good luck trying to have sex smelling like shit, while you're wearing your mlp shirt :^)

So Canada prefers real children getting raped and possibly murdered?

At least we are taxing the chinks right?

I wonder if you could get the doll into Canada under legitimate circumstances. Maybe you are a children's clothing designer?

>get a fucking haircut
This changed my life.

I wonder what Stallman would look like. If he lost some weight, normies might even listen to him.

>tfw haven't had my hair cut in nearly 8 years
At least I can use it to make rope if I'm ever stranded on an island.

man if you need fucking PERFUME to not smell like shit, you should stop shitting yourself before talking to girls.
basic hygiene is all you need ffs.

Get a fucking haircut you goddamn piece of shit. You can't get stranded on an island if all you do is sit inside and masturbate.

I have to agree with to to some length, while not being necessary to have sex, a good perfume will increase your chances.

Personally, I love when a woman smells like perfume.

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