Tell your "hacker" stories Sup Forums. I'll start
>be me in senior year of hs
>teacher told us all to take some online test
>be sitting next to hot girl
>she does the test, gets like 25% score
>tell her i'll show her something cool
>inspect element, change the score to 100%
>whole class including the teacher thinks the chick got 100%
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>be in school
>open command prompt
>teacher notices
>get expelled for hacking the school network
The web filter in middle school was url-based so I pinged forbidden urls and used the IP in my browser and I got suspended for hacking
Did you give her the sex op? If not ur a cuck.
>be in high school in ~2002
>deltree every computer i had access to
>h4x aol with a winsock password cracker
>login to account
>open email
>"Softball practice has been cancelled.."
>Re: Softball
>"Dear Coach Denise, I have always been sexually attracted to you, and I think I'm a lesbian, please make the first move, I'm much too shy :-)"
F U C K I N G K E K if it's true
I also did the inspect element trick in exchanging accounts on MMOs with 99999 premium currency. I fucking scammed those autists.
F U C K I N G K E K if it's true
I also did the inspect element trick in exchanging accounts on MMOs with 99999 premium currency. I fucking scammed those autists.
Nigger, I embarrassed so many people on AOL. I used to spam for weed money when I was a teenager, and this was dial-up days, so you'd harvest thousands of AOL screen names from the Lobby chats and load up a password list with "abc123" "iloveu" "password" and "nsync" and you'd get about 500 accounts in a day.
They'd get term'd in about 8 hours if you spammed from them. In the meantime, you'd entertain yourself by looking for people online in the "Family" section of the Buddy List and initiate awkward conversations.
>SoccerMomma392 is online
>I wanna suck dem titties
>Ronald! This is your aunt Tina!!!
>I know, I've always wanted a piece of that ass, aunt Tina
>I'm telling your mother
Honestly, I feel bad about it now. Children and teenagers shouldn't be allowed to use the internet, especially back in those days.
>be me
>notice that reddit made some new normie chatroom thing
>write a spambot that says over and over
>"BUSH DID 9/11 JET FUEL CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS"
>a certain /u/dauntlessmath has an autism attack and decides to dox me
>look him up
>he's some professor at Colorado State University
>threatens to contact my professors and tell them false stories about me in order to threaten me academically
>mfw
Running Arch, I've setup an RFC-firewall with iptables through the Arch wiki.
>what are you doing user?
>err, I'm setting up my firewall so it accepts 15411 port
>wow, Linux is so powerful :D can I do this on Windows?
>yes, you'll just basically experience pure pain
>that's a long time since I'm considering installing Linux, what do you advice me?
I told her that I was aware that the time I had spent reading manual pages was, in amount of work, the equivalent of another license that wouldn't deliver any diploma, but that she could try KDE Neon in a VM and make sure her drawing pad works with the Debian repos before considering going further.
>14 yo
>Everybody uses ICQ
>Create some shitty website that's called "ICQ+" that supposedly adds new features to ICQ.
>You have to type in your ICQ# and PW, but it just gets sent to my e-mail.
>Send it to all my friends
>Have all their passwords
It's called phishing now, I guess. It was the only thing like that I ever did. Pretty quickly realized how useless it is and how boring people are.
It's pretty funny how it turned out though. Gave the passwords to a friend that had a crush on someone and used it to sabotage the relationship she was in at the time. They figured it out eventually, but they actually laughed about it and thought it was really funny. You can't do shit like that any longer, everybody takes these things way too seriously.
>be senior in high school
>working on project in speech class
>have to make a commercial for the next school year encouraging them to take the class
>don't have working personal laptop
>fell for the seagate meme
>ask to go to computer lab to work
>teacher gives me old school laptop from the closet
>boot it up and start working
>realize i don't need to make a batch file with 'explorer E:\' to get to my flash drive
>our school always blocked that for some reason, but the following year they included a shortcut on the desktop that did the same thing
>(presumably because I left these batch files all over the computers without deleting them and the sysadmin learned about it)
>realize this laptop had full admin rights on the default user
>go to network settings
>check 'Show Password'
>it's a really good password
>has like 30 characters with a mix of lowercase, uppercase, numbers, special characters and all
>copy it into a text file and upload it to Dropbox
>try it on my phone later that day
>im in
>share it with two friends
>tell them not to tell anyone because if any of the staff finds out they'll change it
>they tell everyone
>the whole student body is using the school's WiFi
>find out from friends that students in the other schools in the same county got the password too
>it works for them
>mfw the entire school county uses the same password on their networks
>mfw my younger sister enters high school and finds out the students still know about it
>mfw this happened in 2013 and they still haven't changed it
>be me
>in college
>CS major
>didn't feel like studying for a CS theory class
>wanted an A though
>put key loggers on TA computers
>get one of my TAs passwords
>change my grade to an A
>professor regularly checked logs and saw it
And that's the story of how I got a criminal record and transferred colleges.
>tell them not to tell anyone
>they tell everyone
Very valuable life lesson right there :^)
things that didn't happen
how did you get doxed by him?
why didn't you ssh to your home pc and curl whatever url you want??
>>professor regularly checked logs and saw it
doubtful unless this was a community college, but then there wouldn't be a TA.
because his method is a lost faster ?
lot*
>be me
>be in highschool
>first time our school gave us Computer Ed.
>Teacher really doesnt know anything
>The class program was like before class end we send the teacher our completed texts in MS Office programs
>Decide to send teacher a keylogger
>he doesnt find out but i still get an F
>Found out he was using a sex service from the school computer
>got the teacher fired
>mfw i see him on the streets occasionally
>be me
>15 yr old
>in computer class
>all the computers were connected on the network
>went onto the network, looked up the teacher's computer
>there's a flash game file in the shared folder
>copied it to my machine and started playing
>copied it on floppy and spread it around
>teacher found out, she was mad, traced it back to me
>should have used better OPSEC
>got saturday detention for hacking
>showed up to detention
>there's a girl there, some jock guy and some emo guy
>almost literally the breakfast club, which i hadn't seen then
>got assigned 1000 words essay on why what I did was wrong
>literally could not possibly explain why it was wrong
>wrote some BS about ethics and whatever BS (Bullshit Science) i learned in english class
>half an hour in the supervising teacher got a call about her son who was somewhat sickly
>left, said she would be back before the detention is over and that we would have to hand in our essay
>the jock and the emo just bailed
>the girl stayed because she didn't want to get into any more trouble
>we were just sitting around doing nothing
>she asked if i ever got a blowjob
>n-no
>she asked if i wanted to get one
>y-yes
>she started giving me a bj
>holy shit this feels so fucking good
>dick was rockhard
>she got up, yanked her skirts up, pulled down her panties and lied down on a desk
>asked me to fuck her
>holy shit
>put my dick in her
>started fucking
>came instantly
>that's how i lost my virginity
>3 months later she came and told me she's pregnant and asked for abortion money
>gave her $500 I was saving up from working part-time to buy a new PC
>turned out she was never pregnant
>bitch
The ending was marvellous. Thanks for being a retard.
Not necessarily a hacker story but
>Be in middle school keyboard class
>No, not typing, musical keyboard
>Realize the MIDI ports on the keyboards are daisy-chained allowing the teacher to control the keyboards
>Unplug and replug the first in the chain
>Everyone dicking around loudly
>Teacher comes in and chews guy at first keyboard out
>mfw I did this multiple times
>be in college driving at night
>some guy hits my car at a stop sign
>he didn't hit it very hard and I see no damage, we exchange phone numbers and go home
>next day I realize there's a pretty big dent in my car
>call him up and ask for insurance info (should have gotten in the first place I know)
>he's very rude with me and hangs up, won't answer again
>few weeks later I find out its possible to send someone a text message by email
>I write a script that sends a text message over and over to someone's phone from a fake email account, basically locks up your phone with hundreds of messages
>start spamming him with this every day for a while
>he replies to the messages threatening to call the cops etc
>do this for a month or two, I've sent tens of thousands of texts to him at all hours of the day (sometimes randomly at like 2am to wake him up)
>he starts responding and begging me to stop, tells me he's very stressed because of me
>feel bad and stop doing it
did I get even with him??
Depends on how bad the dent was desu and how much repairs costed
>be me in 2016
>install Gentoo
>still can't get wifi working
This was good. I would've continued until he commited sudoku.
> running Arch
It wasn't that bad really. It was an old car too. I never got it fixed but it might have been one or two hundred to fix. The guy was a piece of shit, though.
>be me
>a hacker
>hacking into some military investigative service because they go after me
>doing well, already in the mainframe
>suddenly other person joins in counterhacking me
>shit, they are good, must be working at once on the same keyboard
>just a speedbump for me
>start downloading data
>suddenly lose connection as if someone just pulled the plug on their computers
normie get out
just do what i did and buy a mikrotik router then use it to bridge the wifi to your lan port. no more wifi problems for me.
>counterhacking
is this an acutal thing though or only exsits in NCIS?
>Fucking around with batch
>Has wonderful idea
>Makes this script
@echo off
:A
color 83
echo lolololol
color 62
echo HACKED!!!!11!! N00bs!!!
start lol.bat
goto A
>Puts file on wristband thumb drive
>Walks into Bestbuy
>Copies script and runs it
>Employees don't know wtf is going on
>I still haven't been caught doing this
:)
...
she give you de succ?
:^)
>commited sudoku.
Thank you
Only a thing on NCIS. Actual counter-hacking would require duping the hacker into running a program locally that you copied to their computer.
and this is how women get by in life. either sucking dick or their beta orbiters doing their work for them.
>be me
>find private FTP server directories
>notify people that they're open
>feel good inside
It is kind of a thing, but it more setting traps, like getting the hacker to download a virus.
You rarely would every see either side typing fast as combat is all prepackaged elements.
Some will change element use in combat, to exploit a different combos, but really a premade script could do it so much faster it the gain of human involvement becomes dubious.
Still it is fun to picture it as a arcade fighter game, were attacks types are changed with insane button mashing as pure skill is displayed, rather then the more realistic spend X months coding then double click an .exe file and see if they win.
>Be Jr high me in 2004
>Live right across the street from school.
>Mom works for a hotel wifi deployment company, has shitloads of networking equipment at home including new 802.11g gear.
>Limited to dial up because phone company won't upgrade CO
>Mount antenna in attic, point at school, broadcast.
>Sneak into a class way early in the morning with backpack full of gear.
>Get into ceiling tiles. Mount an AP and powerful antenna. Use client mode on the AP to point it just right so that I'm getting the strongest signal from my house.
>Switch back to AP mode, plug ethernet into unused jack. For some reason, the ethernet jacks are up above the ceiling tiles.
>Go home, switch home AP to client mode. Powerful signal, almost full speeds.
>Enjoy 6 years free high speed internet, even after telco upgraded CO to support 512k DSL and cable offered us 5/1 service for a fuckton of money.
>Go to college. Get call from mom as she's moving stuff around attic. Tell her what's up >Mom is proud and she uses the setup herself for years before cable finally gets decent speeds for cheap price.
>At some point in 2013 the network disappears. RIP.
and the school got hundreds of letters from their ISP to stop downloading so much illegal content I assume
>be high school in library computer lab
>replace browser shortcut with shutdown.exe
>test it but no administrator access
>give up and leave
I walked along the edge
U could of made a batch script that shutdown the computer.
>middle school, some time pre-2000
>obviously know more about computers than the teacher trying to teach us how to use the internet
>just type in the address to the site I want to go to in the address bar
>teacher: NO user, YOU NEED TO USE GOOGLE
It was a different time in a past life.
>be me
>circa 1998
>addicted to Jedi Knight : Dark Froces 2 online mp
>msngamingzone.kek
>discover BO and Sub7
>shenanigans
>monitor one particular dude constantly
>grief him relentlessly shutting down jk.exe, changing network settings etc
>basically don't let him play game for like a month
>phase 2
>let him connect and play game
>use hax in game that cause game client to freeze
>join every game he was in and grief him continuosly
god i was such a dick
>high school 2003
>business class in computer lab
>finish writing cover letter/spreadsheet assignments in first 5 minutes of every class
>get around network filter via free proxy to download SNES emulator and ROMs
>spend entire semester playing games while still being teacher's pet
>even help install emulator for stoner normies
>mfw
you fucked up one word but I didn't even notice it until I checked again
thats not a reason to delete a post you dummy
>camping with classmates, no isps here, no mobile network, only landline phone, took my thinkpad
>user, this place sucks, i want to check my facebook!
>yeah, it sucks!
>at night-time i connected my thinkpad's dial up modem to landline phone cable at camp
>dialing my ppp home server...
>got connection!
>check my mailbox using secure POP3 in terminal emulator, using "openssl s_client -connect *myhomeserver.org*:31337" (yes, my pop3 port was 31337)
>use POP3 commands to list new mail and read it
>disconnect from mail server
>disconnect from ppp server
>shut down thinkpad and go to bed
>wake up at morning, teacher calls you a "hacker" and tells your parents about it
>facebook cunt laughs at you
>got pwned by head teacher and parents
I fucking hate normies!
>pre-2000
>google
>be in 7/8th grade
>remote shutdown other PCs and spam them with quadrillion netsend messages
no teacher ever really noticed because about everyone did that and no one ever snitched
>wake up at morning, teacher calls you a "hacker"
how did they find out?
why was this even a bad thing?
Spotted the North Korean. How many proxies to get here?
IDK, maybe somebody saw me ( I think facebook cunt was ).
They are just cunts that think everything console-like is h4xx0ring and it's criminal.
From that moment I became "antisocial" for my class.
>be me
>junior year in high school
>use nmap to probe the network
>find really old debian server online
>ssh into it as root
>password was changeme
>neat.jpg
>was last logged into 10 years prior
>echo "haha hi there *dumb username* was here"
>leave
>later get pulled into the office and nearly expelled
>IT fags show me the log
>shows me logging in, saying hi and logging off
The IT fags were completely incompetent asshats that threatened disciplinary action against anyone smarter than them
>visiting Arbeitsamt in Germany with class to get career counseling or whatever it's called
>sit on some machine with a "closed" network where you put in your interests and get job recommendations back
>find a single external link that's not supposed to be there
>next second browse the web
felt pretty dank
How would he know who you are?
By looking at the dredentials used on the originaal nmap computer
>have shitty CS class with obese bitchy math teacher who just supervises us while we go through a textbook
>my favorite back corner computer one day has an OUT OF ORDER paper taped to the monitor
>upon inspection it's clear that somebody has set the CRT monitor to refresh at an eye rapingly slow rate
>get yelled at for trying to fix it
>fast forward several days it still isn't fixed
>some gypsy substitute teacher shows up and spends the entire class reading weird cyrillic news webpages in the corner while ignoring us
>jump to my favorite machine and log in
>display settings
>permission denied
>open command prompt
>net user /johngoodman 123 add
>switch to new account
>display settings
>change refresh rate back to what it should be
>throw OUT OF ORDER sign in garbage
I just wanted to help goddamn
same sort of thing happened in my hs
>student wifi is slow
>someone finds the staff wifi password
>literally everyone moves to the staff wifi and wonders why it's slow now
the techie eventually realized that there was hundreds of connections to the staff wifi and changed the password.
Someone at my high school got suspended for filling up over a third of the computer's network storage
Everyone thought he was some badass using the school as a storage for all his warez or whatever but then we found out that the entire school's files were on one 120gb hard drive in a desktop computer in a closet somewhere and he just installed WoW
The new Jason Bourne
>be at friend's house with some other friends
>he asks me to check out his Wi-Fi, something's been acting up
>pull out my netbook running OpenBSD
>just using my terminal emulator to connect to the Wi-Fi
>someone looks at my screen and goes wow he's hacking
>end up with 4 people huddled around me
funny how didn't get the reference
>not deleting the logs
kys
>suspended
That's pretty harsh, I only got my network privileges revoked for my antics. 7th grade I edited the config of the nanny software to allow me to exit it.
It was also in June and my privileges were revoked until the end of the year, so it didn't really matter.
Almost got suspended later for pulling out an Ethernet cable. Looking back, business teachers are fucking retarded.
>professor regularly checked logs and saw it
Probably realized you didn't fucking deserve an A, and when he saw your grade knew something was up. Your fault for not covering your tracks.
>OPSEC
This is my safe space, please don't trigger me.
You could get around the web filter at my high school by not using IE so I took a copy of Firefox portable and dressed it up with an IE6 theme and then used a program called resource hacker to change the icon to the IE icon so that it would pass a quick glance from a teacher
It got distributed to a lot of people, I ran into people I didn't even know using it
One time in second grade i held the shift key and it activated something. I honestly don't remember what it activated but the computer was messed up because of it. She started asking who did it. No one snitched because she was an asshat
>CTRL+ALT+arrowkey at the end of lesson
>computer has out of order sign next day
>senior in high school
>don't know shit about networking
>in technology class
>discussing typical Sup Forums topics
>planes are technology
>catapults are technology
>parachutes are technology
>get bored
>find an Ethernet cable lying around
>see two open LAN drops
>wonder what happens if I plug them into each other
>sneak over while teacher gives lecture
>do it
>the whole network literally shits itself
>computers can't log on to the domain
>the network and all computers become inoperable for a whole week
Wow, guess your admins never heard of STP.
How so?
This is a scene from bourne.
Doesn't make sense.
So you got backtraced by the cyber police?
Looking back on it yeah. Wish I could've gotten to know them since I was their biggest headache apparently. I still don't know why but if you wrote to the registry on the computers it would let you even if the application wasn't running as admin. I installed Unreal Tournament on a lot of computers this way. The year after it was fixed though.
>play youtube.com
>unplug monitor and switch speaker wires with the next computer over
>the knobs come off the speakers so you basically need needle nose pliers to adjust the volume on 80% of the computers at school
>teacher shuts down the wrong computer and the sound keeps playing
>she shits a brick and calls the IT guy
>6th grade, ~2003
>School is beta testing a laptop program, has carts of macbooks and some thinkpads
>Fucking around with a thinkpad during free period, manage to get past the school content filter with username "admin" and password "password"
>Showing friends clips of South park because I was one edgy fella
>After about 10 minutes, school IT guy storms in and rats me out
>No more laptop privileges for the rest of the year
>Ask a friend to try and log in with admin and password about a week later
>It works
That's diabolical
>I found Kali linux is used POO indians for hacking.
>After Installing and checking few things.
>It has scripts written to run commands.
run on /opt/discover/ discover.sh
>It runs dnsrecon,goofile curl and other.
>After it finishes running commands open the data in firefox.
>mfw this is Kali linux hacking distro
Why haven't we invaded India yet? These people are worst sub humans.
> be me 18
> in class watching teacher lecture
> pulls up the program he uses to grade us/ store class files
> he types in his username and password as one long username
> try it out later and see that it works
> deiced not to abuse it as I don't want to risk expulsion
> mfw I realized this wasn't a story worth telling
>rival nerd in high school
>he developers a system for facilitating speed programming competitions, for the compsci classes
>it's being tested in my class
>upload a quick java program that runs rm -rf /*
>the system was running everything as root accidentally
>deleted everything, entire operating system, he had to spend hours setting everything back up
>testing it again a week later
>upload a fork bomb
a simpler one
>high school again
>phone has IR blaster
>fuck with TVs and projectors in class
>nobody knows it's me
>nobody can figure out why the projector keeps turning on and off
>be in highschool
>bring wireless mouse
>connect it to teachers computers
>randomly shake the mouse, close windows
>mfw never cought
>highschool again
>realize your teacher keeps all assignments with correct anserws on a dropbox like server
>all his files are public
>still in highschool
>find loic
>ddos teacher's pc durring an online test
>never cought
>test moved to next week
>business teachers are fucking retarded.
No, business majors are fucking retarded. You can get an MBA from an accredited university in 11 months.
>tfw netsend
kek
I'm too anal about my errors
It's a comedy insert scene from NCIS
you were never sick huh?
if you didn't get your dick wet after this then you never will
>highschool
>replace all chrome and firefox shortcuts with ie
>rename ie shortcuts to chrome and firefox
>change ie shortcut icons to chrome and firefox
>change ie homepage to meatspin
>do this on every copmputer i can get my hands on
>cought
The only thing I ever did was embed a 1x1 swf in a myspace comment on my ex's page from a dummy account that opened goatse and lemonparty over and over again.
I remember you on /dpt/, what happened with that case?
>internet is down
>be really upset about it
>connect to the ip of the router, not sure how I got it, maybe I tried the same ip as the one I have at home?
>use admin as username and password
>press the connect button
>it goes online
not that cool of a story though
What an immune system!
>be 2014
>senior year
>in computer lab for some shit
>open up a command prompt window
>teacher assistant is right behind me
>"user that doesn't look like you should be on there, you should get off of it"
>wow.jpg
>exit command prompt and she walks away
>me "why are people so damn ignorant"
>assistant "EXCUSE ME"
>" i was talking about someone else"
>assistant "yeah ok"
Teachers are so ignorant.
I used to bind trojans to eCard exe's and send them to my classmates via ICQ. I'd then do stupid shit like open up their cd-rom tray, or change their screen to a black and green text chat to make them think they were in the matrix. this was circa 2000