Happy 25th birthday, Linux! Here's your fucking cake, go ahead and compile it yourself!

Happy 25th birthday, Linux! Here's your fucking cake, go ahead and compile it yourself!

Funny tweet my man

Good.

The cake might be poisoned.

I get to choose how much i put into it.
How many chocolate chips and strawberries on it.
Thanks for letting me make it myself.

its old copy pasta fool

Are the eggs from free range chickens?

What's with the soy sauce?

molasses

le caek iz liez xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Vanilla extract.

Yes, we all saw the tweet faggot.

I'm with you.
Molasses? What sort of cake is he making?

Not me. I don't do social media.

the great thing about linux is that you can choose to not use the soy sauce in your cake

It can still be poisoned m8, you should check the source before compiling it.

Might be vanilla extract

that's vanilla and i just took the bait

it wasnt worth it

how will I ever recover?

...

>eggs
>butter
>refined, white sugar
>refined white flour
No, but thank you anyway.

v. v. underrated comment

>Windows cake

Kind of looks like a cake but it's actually rotten bologna

10/10

Alright...
I'll use this cake pan. Wait, it's part of SystemEnricheD? I'll stick with my cupcakes and open source baking pan thanks.

This is how you make a cake :)

this is so disturbing, in big part because it doesn't seem to try to be disturbing

It's not a cake, it's Bread plus Frosting

>not milling your own flour
>not milking your own cow
>not churning your own butter
>not laying your own eggs
>not fermenting your own soy sauce
Its like you cunts want to get sick. You dont know who produce this things and they could have put anything they wanted into them.

You're a queer.

wrong board man.

It needs to have the sound of muffled screams coming from another room accompanying it.

I would need a BAKEFILE for that :-----DDDDDDDD