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>be 10
>1998
>on brothers computer
>pressing shit
>suddenly a picture of my computer screen is on the desktop
>HOLY SHIT HOW DID I DO THAT
>call brother
> WOW MAN HOW DID YOU DO THAT
> FUCKING ELITE HAXOR
>he calls cousin is a literal genius and programmer who has been computing since a babby
>asks him what this is and if we're being hacked and spied on
>cousin says he doesnt know
>mfw I hope he was lying to us

Kys

>be me
>in the 4th grade
>leaning 2 use computer in some stupid sandbox kid-space sand box UI
>hack my way to explorer.exe
>locate config.ini
>scroll down to PASSWORD= key
>Write that shit down
>Hack the motherfucking planet

>Picked up a new machete at the hardware store
>Run through my local favela
>Hack jose's arms off because he stole my girl
>Hack off my girl's arms because she cheated on me
>Start hacking at random people so this video shows up on liveleak
>Off-duty cop shoots me

Ayyy lmao

>be 6
>Only have a kiddo login
>can't get on Internet
>click password hint on adult login
>day 0 breech implemented
>time to look for GTA3 cheats online

>put bios password on computer
>have to sleep outside

>be in highschool
>lcd screens in hall that show powerpoints n'shit
>teachers have shitty remote controlling program to see what students are doing
>figure out it's called lanschool
>spoof packets, steal id's, make list of hosts and clients
>get on teachers machine and copy teacher.exe file and run it on my laptop
>load on my list of machines, scan for more
>get idea idea
>use teacher.exe to get control of tv machine
>gain control of tv machine, play rickroll on loop w/audio
>teachers go apeshit
>fast forward few weeks
>in biology classroom on laptop doing "online lab"
>find my way into the district server dir remotely, write forkbomb.bat
>open teacher.exe and open all machines i currently have access to
>send command to all machines "run \\server\files\students\guest\forkbomb.exe"
>watch as all displays flood with windows
>watch as all unsaved work goes bye bye
>hear footsteps running down the hall
>"WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON IN LAB 260?!" the dean yells as he's jogging down the hall

>cont
>next day
>learned that i forkbombed all the student machines on the network
>want to see if i can take it further
>poke around on server, look up specs and shit
>get another idea
>look at shitty hard drive specs, lots of space, hardly any cache memory, shitty FAT filesystem
>write folderbomber.bat
>store it on server
>load up laptop during ms excell class to do "work"
>open up teacher.exe, scan for new hosts, select all machines
>send command "run \\server\files\students\guest\folderbomber.bat"
>watch as the entire root server dir is flooded with endless folders within folders
>peoples machines in the lab instantly freak out, close laptop and pretend to log on while teacher walks up to me
>"you have any idea what's going on user?" teacher asks
>nah, i just got here late and i can't seem to log on, figured i'd try my laptop but i realized i don't have excell installed
>"oh ok, just making sure." teacher says
>next day
>go to first class, physics, teacher has notebooks, pens and pencils everywhere.
>look on teachers desk, see ledger, wtf.jpg
>"well, the servers down today so all my files and assignments are inaccessable."
>ofuck.exe
>mfw i fucked my school over
>mfw i took out the server for two weeks because of shitty hardware that can't access billions of dirs/in dirs

>be me
>2006
>10 the grade
>find a way to access local admin account on school computers
>get access
>fucking around on it for 2 Solid months shutting people computers down remotely
>until IT dumbass admin finally notices the local admin is logged on the school domain
>notice hes sitting a couple computers away from me
>checking where the admin is logged in
>he leaves
>stay for 5 more minutes after he leaves
>finally decide to go back class
>all the sudden he's back and ask me
>"How do you know the password?"
> realize I'm fucked and tell the truth
>get school suspension for a month and luckily no criminal record for it

>1994
>CS class sometime towards end of elementary school
>CS room full of literal DOS boxes
>half with Hercules and EGA monitors but that's besides the point
>sneak in before classes one day
>edit autoexec.bat on all machines
@ECHO OFF
ECHO Please wait...
:DICKBUTT
GOTO DICKBUTT

The school nearly started a formal investigation because the CS teacher was actually an incompetent part-timing biology teach. The two friends who were in on it regard me as the elitest of the hackers to this day.

>mfw I dabbled in x86 ASM and C++ a bit when I was 12
>mfw I hit a wall and gave up because I had no good resources or teacher to help the kid out (that's was pre-Internet mind you)
>mfw I'm a W7 drone and play vidya on Steam all day now

>be me
>high school senior
>downloading music from websit on the dark parts of web
>rar file
>try to extract
>needs password
>fuck no password to be found anywhere on page
>guess password
>get it right the first time
>Lose shit and wonder if this is what its like to hack CIA

>2003
>7th grade
>computer class
>put a shortcut to shutdown in the startup folder of half of the computers
>the other classes start complaining they can't play flash games in class
>2 days later to my next computer class
>"sorry everyone, these computers aren't working."
>whatseemstobetheproblem.jpeg
>"i have no idea; they boot fine then just turn off"
>brought a tech in who's also clueless
>hold shift during login; remove shortcut
>"wow, you're a genius"
>everyone starts playing flash games
>mfw

Pretty sure I was the only 16 year old to get a c&d from MySpace in 2007

Sup E.j Hilbert~

>hack cia
you called?

do we really need this thread every day? kill yourself

>8th grade computer class
>computers in my classroom can monitor and take over the apple computers from across the school, person who operated on all the computers was a huge idiot
>would type stupid shit, increase volume, spy on them using the built-in cameras, etc
>1/3rd of my class was doing this they all get in trouble when some faggot used text-to-speech to insult a teacher across the school
>managed to avoid getting into trouble because I didn't use my account or computer when doing this

>highschool
>Noticed all of the PCs have a sticker on the side with a weird Id looking text
>Realized it was their hostnames (all running XP) - noticed that they seem to have a pattern with floor and room number.. and school?
>All the PCs are ''"locked down'''
>Write bat file to unlock regedit and allow command line to open
>Shits and giggles, tried running shutdown command on neighboring pc
>It fucking worked

Flash forward a few days

>Wrote a bat file that shuts down all PCs in the room, can run it at will
>Ran it a few times and had laughs. Friend asked how I did it
>I gave the bat to him, explained how it worked (give permission, shut down PCs, take away perms)

Flash forward a few more days..

>This fucker modified it to shutdown all of the PCs in the building on a timer (once every hour)
>Not just our building, but EVERY PC IN EVERY SCHOOL IN THE CITY (apparently all on the same network somehow?)
>No one used PCs for the remainder of the semester because the "IT guys" couldn't figure it out. So we graduated and left

noice

> hs senior
> some school disco is going on
> go there with a friend for the first and last time
> retard normies everywhere from around the town
> ~1000 people
> get booze to lighten up the mood
> does not work
> get an idea to go to the sysadmin's office
> we go there without everyone noticing
> boot up his compitaarh
> write a recursive method that always copies a picture of the current president to the desktop
(1.png,2.png,3.png....N.png) in python
> send it to all computers masked as powerpoint.exe
> leave party

After the weekend, on Monday the next IT lesson went apeshit, crashing the network and such. I managed to ban an autistic kid from IT classroom cause they accused him that he did it.

It was boring as fuck but I was drunk, I couldn't come up with a better "hack".

Good shit post

>bout to jerk my tiny pre-pubescent dick to Pokémon hentai
>Windows 98 finally up
>aww yeh aww yeh
>accidentally set it as wallpaper some how
>fuck fuck fuck
>mom gets home
>"haha I don't know what happened"

I couldn't use it for energy eternity.

>Senior year of high school

>Each student and teacher has their own account on the school's server

>Find out that there's no limit to how much each student can store on the server

>The school occasionally gives us shared accounts to use for standardized tests and stuff (you can't make this shit up)

>Final exam day comes

>First period, I log into one of the old shared accounts and upload a giant blank file to the server

>Shit hits the fan

>Teachers can't upload any files for the final exams, students can't log in, everybody blames the school's solo IT guy

>At first the school blames it on a "technical glitch"

>Later, they find out about the file and threaten legal action to whoever did it

>Nothing ever comes of it

>run cain and abel on school computer
>spend 10 minutes bruting hashed password
>password is m45t3r
>thank you rangitoto college

>some romanian gypsy on Sup Forums tells me to post my IP address so he can hack me
>I post 192.168.1.1
>The madman actually does it

>2008
>sophomore year in high school in really shitty part of the South
>library has six old computers running Windows XP
>delete system 32 on them one by one over the span of a month
>computers never get fixed or replace all trough the rest of high school

Kinda depressing now that I remember it.

Did he just ddos you?

>tfw you open CMD in front of your friends at school and type "tree"
>whoahhh user thats so cool, youre so smart XD

No need to be a cunt just because you don't know how to be a hacker

Gr8 b8 m8 8/8

>be me

>middle school has a webpage made in some stupid webpage maker
>The webpage literally has an edit button that anyone who visits can use
>A bunch of people start editing stuff
>We all get sent to the office for "hacking"

>really shitty part of the South

AK?

This one could actually be legit haha

>hacker stories
More like underage pranks general. I swear nobody on Sup Forums has an hacker story from after leaving high school

>be me
>4th grade
>downloads .vbs script to open/close DVD drive
>fast forward on next class, I go by computer class, notice it's still working
>fast forward to late at night
>me and my pals were playing basketball
>go near school
>DVD drive is still opening and closing
We pissed.

>be in high school
>deep freeze on computer
>makes everything get wiped on reboot
>fuck that
>generate a new configure by installing it onto my spare machine with everything disabled
>boot up Linux on school machine
>install new configure on C:/
>teacher saw me fucking around but didn't even care thought I was a child prodigy
>install whatever on my newly claimed school computer

Part 2
>fuck my grades are bad
>start poking around grading software login page
>find an XSS vulerability
>begin plotting to send teacher to compromised phishing urn
>1 week passes still have not executed
>IT is apparently not completely stupid and patched the bug
Wellshit.png

Part 3
>some jackass calls me from a girls phone who I know as some sort of weird prank
>some how convince him to give me his number "I've got something to tell you brah"
>immediately use a pop shell to rain hell on his phone
>1000 messages sent with the word nigger
>cops call me laugh about it tell me his phone is useless and ask me how I did it
>"oh I have a friend"
>Never had problems with him again

>none of the PC's at my high school had bios locks
>I used to just randomly fuck around with them
>disable drives
>set PC's to boot from ethernet (this would run a windows installer)
>installed FreeDos on some just for the keks.
>this understandably pissed off the school administration, they weren't sure who was doing it or why.
>said they would expell the culprit once found
>they never caught the bios bandit though.

>be 14 years old
>go on some random chat pretending to be a girl
>get contact of some retard, tell him I will send him pictures
>also befriended him with another account
>send him a file that allows me to control his computer remotely, tell him I need him to execute it before I send him the pictures
>retard actually complies
>start sending error messages on his computer, opening his CD driver and starting his printer for shits and giggles
>he starts telling me what is happening on my account where he is my friend
>at the beginning he says shit like his computer is haunted
>later on he realizes he is being hacked
>repeat this on several other dumbshits
>get bored and stop

>2009+1
>a friend wants help at the university I dropped
>they actually have a course where they install backtrack5 and try to crack WEP passwords
>some other shit they do is SQL Injection, phising attacks etc. for understanding computer security
>friend asks user what is a phising attack
>after I help him write a small essay on how he booted with backtrack and cracked a WEP key I explain him about phising
>tells me he wants to get some hot girls fb accounts
>prepare him a script to modify host files and redirect facebook to an identical site sending all login data to an ftp server
>after 3 days calls me back tells me he got like 70 accounts and he logs in every single them from his personal computer.
>mfw professor had complaints from many students that their fb were hacked and all are relocated to his IP and he also saw the modified hosts files.
>mfw he got expelled in his last semester

>1994
>dickbutt

really... ?

One time when I was 9 I hacked the gibson

These threads are always the same

>be me, le gifted young visionary, brilliant beyond my years
>be in school populated by dumb and empty normies with some completely unqualified tech support
>perform a lil hack trick on the oppressive regime of education
>be worshipped as a hilarious genius and go to the prom

Get out of here

>has gta
>not allowed to use the internet
your parents fail kiddo

HASD STEM graduate? What the fuck.

Please respond.

>transfer to university in another state
>won't take my programming credits
>prereq programming class is full
>no waitlist
>write python script to monitor course description page for open seats

nah, bwhs msu

can imagine i wasn't the only one with the idea tho, it was a pretty popular program.

if anyone had any serious hacking stories why would they be sharing them here?

Once hacked so hard... I became Chinese and went to live in Russia while working for Iran and NKorea.

No, it was obviously some other random label, I was typing it from memory now and just put the first thing that came to my mind instead.

>be in hs
>do the usual; open/close cd drive or shutdown in startup folder
>out of order sign stuck on them after a week or so
>stayed like that for a month until some genius came along and reinstalled windows on them

>find program that lets me access all directories by simply pressing 'Open'
>access other kids files
>delete douchebags work, rename friends files to dumb shit like "you're a faggot" for shits and gigs

couple years later
>put file in startup that prints picture of gay porn to central printer in library
>watch as people are disgusted/aroused by it when they go to collect their printings
>changed it every week so people dont get bored
>took 1.5 months for someone to fix it

good times

Okay den

>be in 9th grade
>IT class
>go to command prompt
>put it on fullscreen
>change text color to green
>dir/s
>looks like the matrix
>everyone looks at my pc
>the retards think im fucking hacking
>i am the hacking master

>highschool, age 16
>all computers in class have Windows 2000 with user-only account and numerous blocks
>computers also have floppy drives
>bring a syslinux floppy that resets the admin password
>install quake on the computers
shit was cash

>forkbomb.bat
>forkbomb.exe
uhmmmmmm

I discovered a security flaw in a online payment system many years ago called ccbill, ccbill was a and possibly still is a popular online payment system that adult websites use for taking online payments, while I had an account with ccbill and normally what ccbill would do is you'd sign up and provide them with your FTP information or a FTP they could use to install their payment system on your website so you can take payments.
Well one day I made a typo in my login id which were numbers however my password still worked for someone elses account which allowed me to login to someone elses ccbill account it had all the information about the user his banking information his website login and I was like WTF so I logged out tried changing the number at the in again logged in with my password using someone else account id and it let me login I was like damn wtf but I never did save any of the information of the accounts they fixed whatever the issue was shortly after but that could've been a huge score if I would've realized what I had.

Did this just happen today?

>In my 20's
>In a department store that no longer exists
>Shopping for a registry gift for a wedding
>Notice the touch screen edge has a start button
>Tap it
>Up comes a desktop, do some network poking
>Acess to everything, servers, pos, litereraly everything, nothing password protected
>Go to pos
>Initiate shutdown
>Every pos in the store stops
>Walk away, dint do nuffin
>Lady starts on the intercom,"the system is down again"
>Again?
>They were having trouble and were trying to fix it.
>I'm dying of laughter, my girl is not amused because she can't check out.
>After about 20 minutes it comes back online, I'm still lmao.
>It guy shows up sees the regisrty interface, looses his shit
>Sees me laughing gives me a "look"
>gtfo as fast as I can, never go back.
I gotta admit I crapped my pants thinking the cops were coming to get me, but now I figure the guy was so embarresed he never said anything.

They used an old js password scheme that ss long as one of the two matched you got in. Not saying how I know this, just do.

fuck

yeah i forgot to add that i compiled the bat into an exe cause they added new permissions where .bats required admin shit or something.

>hacker thread

>in computer class
>take screenshot of the desktop and set it as the background
>hide icons
>everyone was confused

nice

i always leave RDP open on my boss's computer for the last 3 places i work.

Did this in middle school. Everyone thought i was a "hacker". They would tell teachers and would always get accused of the servers fucking up.

...

Were you trolling him?
Why would you literally do all of the work for him and then NOT set him up with a proxy or atleast tell him NOT to log in from his real ip or use his real mac?

Deleted becaue i quoted the wrong guy

not long ago I got access to my teacher shared folders, and I told him about it

>highschool
>lazy as fuck, dont study at all
>school has electronic grading system/website where every teacher has a computer in their class and their login.
>make a shitty keylogger in visualbasic that moves itself in startup folder when launched and sends it to a email
>name it project.doc.exe
>plant it throughout every schools pc I could get my hands on, obtain all classes teacher logins
>get shit grades, and edit them after a month to good ones.
>never caught, didnt so jack shit in school

at my schools students would just watch the teacher log in, or wait until the teacher walks out of the room and go up to their desks and change it themselves.

>IT class
>C. 2004
>Do basic computer competency test in 5 mins (time limit is 45 minutes)
>remote into IT teachers' computer
>Delete results folder 5 minutes before end of class
>Teacher calls us back to repeat the test
>Got out of gym and french next period

>They would tell teachers and would always get accused of the servers fucking up.

This. I was the resident "hacker" at my grade school so they always blamed me when the Internet went down. Fortunately everyone forgot that I was a "hacker" in middle and high school so I could conduct my shenanigans in peace.

Porra anão kek

>be 9
>connect to my neighbor with HUGE ASS LAN cable so we can play Red Alert
>we actually can't communicate we call ourselves by phone
>diging around Windows manuals discover netsend command
>go to school has like 30ish PCs in the classroom
>teacher goes to toilet
>open CMD
>type in netsend * Hey guys whats up
>Everyone goes WHOA DUDE HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!
>I tell everyone they start shitposting
>Teacher comes back hes fucking furious
>Tell us all the school PCs are on the same LAN hub
>The principals PCs probably has like 100 windows of your shittalk
>Every PC in school got our shittalk
>Nearly get suspended from school

FUCKING BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.

>be me
>close monitoring software with taskmanager
>mfw easy

>be me
>good job
>get bored
>leak prism.pdf
>living in russia now xd

MAD MAN

I once ate ice cream with 6 spoons.

>Later, they find out about the file and threaten legal action to whoever did it
>Nothing ever comes of it

That's how I know this is real.

>hear about ping of death
>try to ping website
>website unaffected
I was very confused.

>be 15
>read a shit load about RAT's
>download some shit, encrypt it
>how the fuck am I going to infect people?
>need to test so I bound it with a shitty game '8-bit' game I made in school and transfer over Skype to a friend asking if he could test it
>he runs it and is like cool it works, I infected him
>had all his saved passwords from chrome in seconds, searching through all his files, access to his webcam and mic, could open webpages and error messages at my will
>let the terror begin

>start a Skype call with a bunch of mates who know I've infected him, start opening screamer websites while he has his audio up loud in games
>everyone is muting their mics because they're pissing themselves laughing
>he goes to get a drink
>perfectly time it so it happens as he walks in the room
>he thinks his computer is fucking possessed
>omfg can't even explain how much I was dying from this whole situation
>do a bunch more funny shit but eventually let him know it was me
>he was cool with it and everyone had a laugh
>I think he was just happy his laptop wasn't possessed

Also made a java-drive-by and infected some Indian on Omegle for fun. Was literally running like Windows 2000 ahahaha.

Haven't really done anything besides kiddy shit like that. It was really fun but I realised it wasn't really a viable method of making $$ because of how illegal everything was. And here I am like 5 years later doing a bunch of nothing in my life, those were the days

>friend gets access to teachers computer while a sub is in
>format and lock HDD from bios, password as long as possible and as random as possible.
>blame sub
>sub fired


We found out the halo pc demo was free and installed it portable on a bunch of flashdrives.

>8v8 capture the flag on blood gulch on the daily
>tell everyone about alt+f4 shortcut
>never get caught

Shit was cash

>remote shutdown
>criminal record

I enjoy the hs pranks far more than listening to a real hacker story that is probably made up

Real hacker stories end up with someone doing something cool, pissing the wrong person off, and then ruining their lives. Who actually wants that depressing shit?

This. Anyone who is actually successfully hacking past high school (not just for a bit of fun), is most likely doing something pretty fucking illegal and isn't going to advertise their niche methods for doing so. So it's most likely all fake shit.

And if it was real it could well just be a story of someone doing something risky, the gamble didn't pull through and they end up fucking their life up because of it.


This story is a really fucking awkward high school hack I did, and I'm guessing how ridiculous it is some might not think it's legit, but whatever

>in hs
>RAT friend
>open up webcam and his laptop is in a really weird position, really close to his face
>open up his screen
>pornhub is open
>ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>immediately close out of RAT and never speak of that moment again

Kind of when I realised how much of a breach of privacy the whole thing is, how creepy it is and how I'd hate for someone to be doing something like that to me. There's some details to the story that make it a little funnier but I don't want to get too specific with the whole thing for hopefully obvious reasons

top quality kek 9/10 friend.

>5th grade
>go to semi rich school
>we all get macbooks that we can take home
>there is a dank ass marble game called marble blast gold
>game is so fun, gets to the point where everybody is just playing the game in class instead of doing classwork
>principal orders IT guy to collect all macbooks and delete the game
>I make a copy and stash into folder titled essays
>IT guy doesn't find copy
>we get our macbooks back, I go right back to playing marble game
>everybody is jelly as fuck
>I know I can get the game back for everybody with a USB stick but I say nothing, I don't want them to delete the game again and this time actually look

And that is my 1337 hax0r story.

Not him, but if you are too dumb to figure that out on your own in the last semester toward an IT degree, you don't deserve to receive it.

You only get credit if you started going into convincing technobabble once they asked what you were doing.

>be me
>5th class
>laptops running xp
>ever classroom has it's own AD-account
>ctrl alt del
>box "change password" appears
>i change password to "Hacker"
>nobody from my class can log in
> 4 hours later i got asked from my teacher because only i was able to do such things
>letter to parents from school
> 2 months no laptop usage at school from me

As I said, this was in the 5th class. Now I'm in an apprenticeship

macintoshgarden.org/games/marble-blast-gold
Time to dig out a powerbook user.

>>Working at an Arcade at 20.
>>It was slow and the arcade was empty as usual.
>>My manager went to lunch and just left me in the store alone.
>> A black couple come into the arcade to play games, like date status.
>>She decides to plug her phone into the wall outlet.
>>I told her NO! She unplugged it. I walked away and time passed.
>>She plugged it back in.
>>She went to go play a racing game with her boyfriend.
>> I took her phone, hacked the lame ass password.
>>Hmm lets see...
,1981,1982,1983,1984,...1990! I'm in!
>>Fuck that bitch I deleted all her pictures, contacts, made a long distance call to my memaw back in the home country.
>> Change the password to random who gives a fuck HARD Mode level.
>> Plug it back in.
>>Wait for her to finish her game
>> I tell her not to use the outlets again!
>> She flips the fuck out when she unlocks the phone!
>> LOL, TOLD YOU, BITCH!
>>Then she left..
>> LOL She brought a bunch of nigglets and they had crowbars.
>> They pried open a bunch of machines and stole the money.

>Online Poker Boom going on..
>some guy offering software that can figure out other people's hole cards, for $600 each!
>I know, bullshit.. but curious.
>Thinks his website is secure
>go to download page, read source, lists his email address in the meta tags, google his email address... find he loves chevy trucks.
>download the free version of software
>register.. decide to register with: ADMIN/CHEVYBOi69 *click*
>Logged in as Admin, Fully Registered software.
>Zip it all up, ship it to the zero-day server.

Top quality meme user