Have my first tech interview with Google coming up. I'm just a lowly web dev who programs in C++ for hobby stuff...

Have my first tech interview with Google coming up. I'm just a lowly web dev who programs in C++ for hobby stuff. How fucked am I?

>google

Jew detected

From thumbnail it looks like she is naked

You aren't gonna get the job since you need a degree or some certifications for getting the job

No you don't

Or being a jew works too

Revise algorithms and data structures. That's all you can donon short time

The fact that he's been given an interview at all is promising.

OP, this is an in-person interview, right? Not a phone interview?

Did the initial phone screen already, was non-technical. This will be the first technical one

Brush up on your Hindi.

Forgot to specify: it's another phone interview

If you know your shit not really.

At best you get long hours, good pay, and "fun" work environment.

Don't use the games and shit. They're a trap to see who gets fired first.

Tell them you know Moot.

He.s a good guy that Moot. He does the things and stuff.

Good luck, if you've made it this far they probably don't care about your certs/degrees. Make sure you refamiliarize yourself with your past projects so that you have plenty to talk about.

Watch that google movie with owen wilson

what google location?

He's really good at doing things and stuff

kek, also, ask them about their designated shitting passages.

You jsut tell him about how you used to tell fortunes about him all the time. He loved your stories and you are good ebuddies. You guys are really big in the cup collecting world, too. They gonna be all impressed and things.

who dis?

It's your best friend Johnita Than Ca-Jones.

smoke meth to appear energetic and focused

listen to this guy. tell them, you both did for the toppest of keks. it'll surely help you out with things alike

wot

It's like Moot used to say, dweebs is just weebs without the d.

i thought i was the only one that get that impression

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>From thumbnail it looks like she is naked
don't want to offend you, but have a very shitty display (or you need glasses)