Hi, Sup Forums. My boyfriend is getting me a computer with Linux on it. I don't know if I'll like it...

Hi, Sup Forums. My boyfriend is getting me a computer with Linux on it. I don't know if I'll like it. Is the penguin a brand name like Apple? Will I be getting a penguinbook or something?

I told him that maybe I should just get a Windows laptop but he insists that it'll be better for my freedom if I do. But I'm already free, because I can dress how I want and make my own money. I think I'm okay there.

I think he's being really bossy but I thought maybe I should ask some computer people about it. I like cat pictures on Tumblr and I like editing family videos and putting them onto DVD. I love playing games with girl characters like Shantae too, will I be able to do do all this?

I think he said the computer was a Think Pad? Is that like Apple stuff?

Kys.

Worst bait 0/10

Yes

Literally every woman at my uni has a lenovo this is 3/10 bait or a 5/10 meme

Lenovo? I am not trying to bait you guys, I'm really bad at computers.

This thread is stupid pointless and serves no good purpose what so ever

Do you have a penis?

WTF? I have no penis, I am 100% woman. That's why I want to be able to play my girl protag games like Shantae.

But, I need help.

I hope it's bait ...

If it's not, install windows

if it is, install gentoo

Post feminine penis

this post is further bait

You guys are bullies that don't read. I want Windows but my boyfriend wants to force Linux onto me. I talked to some girlfriends on Tumblr, and they are saying that I'm going to be a victim of Linux Rape.

Is that a real thing? I think it's in poor taste to use the word rape like that, he would never rape me. But I don't want to be Linux Raped.

>linux rape
oh my god
screencap'd

This, screencaped too.

Timestamp or it's not going to happend.

Just install windows if you still want to play games ...

cute thread

No seriously, guys, this sounds pretty scary!! One of my girlfriend's sisters was Linux Raped and now all she does is talk about something called "arch". Like the St. Louis Arch? St. Louis makes computers too?

I just don't get it. Please, help me avoid Linux Rape.

Too late, I'm right now raping you with my eyes over your feminine ass m'lady ;)
cute grills

>Too late, I'm right now raping you with my eyes over your feminine ass m'lady ;)

But that's not rape. I know that men like to look at me. And definitely not Linux Rape.

>St. Louis Arch

This thread is gold haha

So you're saying you enjoy my eye rape.

Well, I don't like rape because it's bad, but men looking at me isn't bad. You aren't forcing anything on me, so it's not really rape.

*grabs ur butt*

So you would agree that having pictures of girls (no matter the age and layers of clothes) isn't rape and should be legal :^)

Post timestamp op and avoid the Linux Rape ;)

>using the smiley with a carat nose

Post your penis already

I wonder how lonely you must feel to make these threads

>girlfriends
>my

nice try

Well, that's not nice, but still not really rape. I would ask you if your mom ever told you to keep your hands to yourself and warn you that I know how to fight a little and walk away.

I do not agree with children porn. But yes, assuming we are talking about adults, not rape.

I'm on my boyfriend's computer and I cannot make heads or tails of it. Sorry, no pics.

I do not have a penis. I mean, sure if you want to split hairs, the clitoris is kinda like a penis, but not really. Maybe more like a pimple on your vagina.

Not lonely, just don't want to be Linux Raped.

Yea, I have girlfriends. As in female friends to hang out in the salon or shop for clothes. Or in the case of my Tumblr girlfriends, compare cute cat pictures.

I loved that cartoon as a little girl.

I pity you OP, it must be hard to have nothing to do except for low-quality shitpost on Sup Forums.

It's like you're not even trying

my mom would giggle if i grabbed her ass
and you still didn't turn me down
you must be liking it you dirty slut ;)

There's no such thing as a linux rape. Windows 10 rape is real, using linux is a protection from the windows rape.

Not everyone can be a pimp with 5 girls on his dick with a 6 figure job and life full of accomplishments like you m8

What about being raped by apples ?

It might be a solution to avoid windows/linux rape

Apple rapes you even more than linux, and charges you for it.

Well, I do like the attention and yes, I can be a real slut, I do enjoy dirty talk during sex.

Oh great, you're telling me there is also Windows Rape? I need to PM my girlfriends, brb.

You sound my kind of girl. I'd totally fuck you bb
Apple would call you a faggot and order you to fuck him in the ass with a strapon while pointing at you

Nooo, why would Apple rape people? Tim Cook seems like a nice guy, he wouldn't make people get iRaped.

What happened to Sup Forums?

2/10 bait, 8/10 may may.
10/10 would reply again.
Pretty good for the Linux rape meme.

>Well, I do like the attention and yes, I can be a real slut, I do enjoy dirty talk during sex.
this thread went south fast
continue though, I'm sure someone likes it

Can someone make a good image of this thread to preserve the utter hilarity? Maybe a caption like, LINUX RAPE: A SILENT EPIDEMIC

Forget about apple, just get a laptop without os at all and get yourself the one you like

"Hey kid, wanna see the gentoo cd's in my van?"

Y'all niggas is gay.

But her boyfriend is trying to Linux Rape her.

Oh I see, didn't read the thread. OP, if your bf wants to rape you, let him do it. After he is done, you can still install gentoo

"here, this should make you feel like you have control every single little thing again"

why does this thread still exist

>"may may"
kill yourself

Sweet b8

I am surprised anyone even fell for it

You're the only one who fell for it.

>>>/reddit/
>>>/school/