Hi, Sup Forums. My boyfriend is getting me a computer with Linux on it. I don't know if I'll like it. Is the penguin a brand name like Apple? Will I be getting a penguinbook or something?
I told him that maybe I should just get a Windows laptop but he insists that it'll be better for my freedom if I do. But I'm already free, because I can dress how I want and make my own money. I think I'm okay there.
I think he's being really bossy but I thought maybe I should ask some computer people about it. I like cat pictures on Tumblr and I like editing family videos and putting them onto DVD. I love playing games with girl characters like Shantae too, will I be able to do do all this?
I think he said the computer was a Think Pad? Is that like Apple stuff?
Carter Anderson
Kys.
Jace Miller
Worst bait 0/10
Lincoln Peterson
Yes
Samuel Cook
Literally every woman at my uni has a lenovo this is 3/10 bait or a 5/10 meme
Ian Brown
Lenovo? I am not trying to bait you guys, I'm really bad at computers.
Jaxon Phillips
This thread is stupid pointless and serves no good purpose what so ever
Christian Rodriguez
Do you have a penis?
Kevin Thompson
WTF? I have no penis, I am 100% woman. That's why I want to be able to play my girl protag games like Shantae.
But, I need help.
Charles Robinson
I hope it's bait ...
If it's not, install windows
if it is, install gentoo
Liam Kelly
Post feminine penis
Ayden Bell
this post is further bait
Aaron Williams
You guys are bullies that don't read. I want Windows but my boyfriend wants to force Linux onto me. I talked to some girlfriends on Tumblr, and they are saying that I'm going to be a victim of Linux Rape.
Is that a real thing? I think it's in poor taste to use the word rape like that, he would never rape me. But I don't want to be Linux Raped.
Parker Perez
>linux rape oh my god screencap'd
Gabriel Foster
This, screencaped too.
Timestamp or it's not going to happend.
Just install windows if you still want to play games ...
Caleb Allen
cute thread
Ethan Williams
No seriously, guys, this sounds pretty scary!! One of my girlfriend's sisters was Linux Raped and now all she does is talk about something called "arch". Like the St. Louis Arch? St. Louis makes computers too?
I just don't get it. Please, help me avoid Linux Rape.
Anthony Perry
Too late, I'm right now raping you with my eyes over your feminine ass m'lady ;) cute grills
Carson Nelson
>Too late, I'm right now raping you with my eyes over your feminine ass m'lady ;)
But that's not rape. I know that men like to look at me. And definitely not Linux Rape.
Jackson Edwards
>St. Louis Arch
This thread is gold haha
Josiah Price
So you're saying you enjoy my eye rape.
Anthony Bell
Well, I don't like rape because it's bad, but men looking at me isn't bad. You aren't forcing anything on me, so it's not really rape.
Hudson Sanchez
*grabs ur butt*
Bentley Cook
So you would agree that having pictures of girls (no matter the age and layers of clothes) isn't rape and should be legal :^)
Oliver Gray
Post timestamp op and avoid the Linux Rape ;)
Dominic Clark
>using the smiley with a carat nose
Nicholas Fisher
Post your penis already
Lincoln Johnson
I wonder how lonely you must feel to make these threads
Sebastian Thomas
>girlfriends >my
Elijah Ross
nice try
Julian Martin
Well, that's not nice, but still not really rape. I would ask you if your mom ever told you to keep your hands to yourself and warn you that I know how to fight a little and walk away.
I do not agree with children porn. But yes, assuming we are talking about adults, not rape.
I'm on my boyfriend's computer and I cannot make heads or tails of it. Sorry, no pics.
I do not have a penis. I mean, sure if you want to split hairs, the clitoris is kinda like a penis, but not really. Maybe more like a pimple on your vagina.
Not lonely, just don't want to be Linux Raped.
Yea, I have girlfriends. As in female friends to hang out in the salon or shop for clothes. Or in the case of my Tumblr girlfriends, compare cute cat pictures.
I loved that cartoon as a little girl.
Nolan Wright
I pity you OP, it must be hard to have nothing to do except for low-quality shitpost on Sup Forums.
Dominic Morales
It's like you're not even trying
Joseph Long
my mom would giggle if i grabbed her ass and you still didn't turn me down you must be liking it you dirty slut ;)
Juan Sanders
There's no such thing as a linux rape. Windows 10 rape is real, using linux is a protection from the windows rape.
Caleb Parker
Not everyone can be a pimp with 5 girls on his dick with a 6 figure job and life full of accomplishments like you m8
Evan Butler
What about being raped by apples ?
It might be a solution to avoid windows/linux rape
Nathaniel Cox
Apple rapes you even more than linux, and charges you for it.
Angel Lee
Well, I do like the attention and yes, I can be a real slut, I do enjoy dirty talk during sex.
Oh great, you're telling me there is also Windows Rape? I need to PM my girlfriends, brb.
Jack Jackson
You sound my kind of girl. I'd totally fuck you bb Apple would call you a faggot and order you to fuck him in the ass with a strapon while pointing at you
David Peterson
Nooo, why would Apple rape people? Tim Cook seems like a nice guy, he wouldn't make people get iRaped.
Brayden Moore
What happened to Sup Forums?
Leo Lewis
2/10 bait, 8/10 may may. 10/10 would reply again. Pretty good for the Linux rape meme.
Jack Taylor
>Well, I do like the attention and yes, I can be a real slut, I do enjoy dirty talk during sex. this thread went south fast continue though, I'm sure someone likes it
Connor Nelson
Can someone make a good image of this thread to preserve the utter hilarity? Maybe a caption like, LINUX RAPE: A SILENT EPIDEMIC
David Harris
Forget about apple, just get a laptop without os at all and get yourself the one you like
Kevin Davis
"Hey kid, wanna see the gentoo cd's in my van?"
Kevin Bennett
Y'all niggas is gay.
Justin Long
But her boyfriend is trying to Linux Rape her.
Luke Johnson
Oh I see, didn't read the thread. OP, if your bf wants to rape you, let him do it. After he is done, you can still install gentoo
Ryan Nguyen
"here, this should make you feel like you have control every single little thing again"