Tfw no gf

>tfw no gf

>being straight
>2016

pfffffthahahahaha

Would you let a guy do this to you if you were a woman?

me on the bottom

CAN YOU STUPID FAGGOTS STOP POSTING NSFW SHIT ON A SFW BOARD


ITS NOT FUNNY FUCKER

Nope.
I'd let him cum in my mouth though, but getting cum all over you is kinda gross

my gf lets me do this.
everyone /should/ be bi. but alas we're stuck in this judeo christian mindset that sex for pleasure is wrong.
are you a grill?
they wont stop unless you let it happen and dont complain, reporting them will only make them come back twice as bad.

Me on the right

>everyone /should/ be bi.
kys faggot.

Sperm can live on for days.
If you do this, you are a degenerate and cruel!

>my gf lets me do this

she has no self respect and is a hussy!

>are you a grill?
yes, that's my feminine penis you're looking at

of course

>sperm can live on for days
Not in my stomach acid they can't!

so where's the rest

why would you want me to kill myself because i enjoy sex with both genders? why does what i do with another consenting adult bother you in any way? is it because you're jealous?
you're right, she gets mad if i miss and she cant wipe the cum off herself and eat it.

>muh work safe family safe good clean Sup Forums

kill yourself and die

>shitter who can't follow simple rules

>but user its 4chink! xDDD :))))

>why would you want me to kill myself because i enjoy sex with both genders?
i want you to kill yourself because you think everyone should be like you.

>I'd let him cum in my mouth though
youve never tried a bit of your own have you? Shit is DISGUSTING.
UNless you eat a shit ton of pineapple beforehand. Its actually OK then. Yes, I tried that one too, alright?

in his balls
let the guy recharge, jeez

>2016
>following rules

square

semen isnt stored in the balls retard.

...

I store mine in your moms ass