QUICK!

QUICK!
WRITE A PROGRAM IN YOUR FAVORITE LANGUAGE THAT ASKS THE USERS NAME
AND AGE AND DISPLAYS THE LENGTH OF THEIR NAME AND THEIR AGE + 1
OR THIS BIRD WITH A KNIFE IS GOING TO STAB YOU!

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public static void main(String... args) {
System.out.println("what are you gonna do, stab me?");
}

plz dont hurt me
#!/usr/bin/perl -w
# script to avoid knife wounds
use strict;

print "Enter a name: ";
my $name = ;

print "Enter an age: ";
my $age = ;

$age++;
my $lenName = length $name;
print "Length of name: $lenName\nAge + 1: $age";

name = input("what do people call you?:")
age = input("for how many years have you been suffering on this ungodly earth?":)
print("your age + 1 is %s your name + 1 is %s + 1" % (float(age) + 1, name))

stab me

stab me

#!/bin/bash

echo what is name
read name
echo what is age
read age

echo name length ${#name} and age + 1 $((age + 1))

>html

come on OP this is like chapter 1 homework

if you start like this now you're never gonna make it

>QUICK DO MY HOMEWORK FOR ME IT'S DUE IN AN HOUR
Do your own work, kid. If you can't do something so fucking simple you deserve to fail your class.

>QUICK DO MY HOMEWORK GEE
>PLS
>GIMME ATTENTION
>PLS
>MY WIFE'S SON HATES ME

Thats a pretty boring one OP

Sometimes these are an interesting challenge

puts "a/s/l ?"
a,s,l = gets.chomp.split
a = a.to_i

puts a < 12 ? "oh fugg!" : a < 16 ? "wanna cs?" : "meh, too old"

>going on Sup Forums for homework answers instead of just googling it.

>"how to user input integer"
>"how to add 1 to an integer"
>"how to convert int to string"

function fuckOffBird(){

var name = prompt('Name?');
var age = prompt('Age?');

alert(name.length + parseInt(age) + 1);

}

10 PRINT "WHAT IS YOUR NAME?"
20 PRINT "THE LENGTH OF THEIR NAME AND THEIR AGE + 1"
30 END

print "just fuck my boipussy up senpai"

>5 lines of code
>And people still hate JavaScript

Can anyone beat 5 lines?

var name = prompt('Name?');
var age = prompt('Age?');

alert(name.length + parseInt(age) + 1);

>It actually could be 3 lines

var name = prompt('Name?'), age = prompt('Age?');alert(name.length + parseInt(age) + 1);

1 line

I want to say that doesn't really count. But it's probably because I'm salty.

RATE:
#!/bin/bash

age=0
agegood=0
ageask() {
echo -n "age plz in number retart: "
read age
if [ "$age" -eq "$age" ] 2>/dev/null; then
agegood=1
else
echo omg you retardo
fi
}


echo -n "name plz: "
read name
while [ $agegood -eq 0 ]; do
ageask
done

echo -n "lenth of ur name is "
echo `expr length $name`
echo -n "ur age + 1 is "
echo `expr $age + 1`

>backtickss

what the fuck are you even doing here
i.imgur.com/QRKfEc6.gif

I like backticks, and what are you doing here when u don't even post images to an imageboard?

print(str(len(raw_input("What's your name?: "))) + "\n" + str(int(raw_input("What's your age?: ")) +1))

Underrated

This seems legit. gg mr. one liner, gg.

Now let's see if someone does it with less characters, excluding the prompt strings

what if u put nigger for age

>my $name = ;
>my $lenName = length $name;

>mfw people will actually defend these constructs

int main (int age, char *name[])
{
printf("%d %d\n", strlen(*(name+1)), age+1);
return 0;
}

It doesn't work very well if the user is less than two years old.

the fuck

It's easy! For example, if you're 20, just run it like this:
./a.out Anonymous fizz 4 buzz fizz 7 8 fizz buzz 11 fizz 13 14 fizzbuzz 16 17 fizz 19 buzz

the fuck

Well you don't need the backticks with echo, do you.
echo `expr length $name`

could just be
expr length $name

Doesn't work. It gives the SUM of name.length + parseInt(age) + 1.