Bottles are technology, right?

Bottles are technology, right?
ITT: god-tier bottles.

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those are really nice bottles, did you know when you buy one they throw in water for free?

I just got a Zojirushi 16oz thermal bottle today. It's Sweethome's top pick. This thing is godly. Excellent build quality, fantastic heat retention, great materials, and attention to all of the tiniest of details to make life with it more pleasant. It's comfortable in the hand as well. Perfect size.

There is one of these in my fridge right now, but I'm not sure where it came from.

I'm pretty sure it's been refilled, so I just left it there.

I guess it has good aesthetics for my fridge. It's kind of too big though.

The last fucking water bottle you'll never need.

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you can fill this motherfucker with cold water and leave it in a hot truck for 12 hours, it'll still be ice cold

>GRAY MALIN LIMITED EDITION
>DESTINATION COLLECTION
>GEM COLLECTION
>RESORT COLLECTION
>ELEMENTS COLLECTION
>SATIN COLLECTION
>EXOTICS COLLECTION
>GLITTER COLLECTION
>WOOD COLLECTION
>they're all the same with different print designs
>they're making their water bottle a fashion accessory

Gotta get that SpaceX edition, senpai

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>Artesian Water

das it mane
my town has good tapwater and use one of these next to me

I miss sink threads

Weren't they just CP threads in disguise?

>$3 a bottle

Shhhh

>tfw live in AZ
>Shit tier water everywhere
I miss the midwest. Always good water there

>rubber exterior texture
>all glass inside, no funny after-smell
>different options for tops
>pic related is the full twist-off version, easy to clean and drink as much/little you want
>bpa, green, etc etc propaganda

there's really nothing better m8

>glass
That thing would die so fast.

Not a bad idea for desk jobs, though.

>die
In terms of it breaking? I've dropped this thing so many times and the rubber finish actually helped with a few falls.

ice all day

How thick is the glass?

Glass is actually quite strong, it's just brittle. Not sure how it would stand up to being impacted by equipment.

Ok well I'm a teacher so there's no worries there

I've dropped it on concrete a few times but usually it either hits the cap (hard plastic I believe) and even if it hits the bottom it's pretty tough. All anecdotal tho.

Pic related is the god of all time water bottle.

Can someone explain the appeal of Voss water to me? I work in a supermarket and people buy these all the time. The thing is, I come from a first world country and the area that I live arguably has the cleanest tap-water in the country. Why do people pay for this shit?

>Not using Miu bottles

Why live ?
God tier bottle right here !

Have Bobble 2x1litre bottles in the fridge. I drink one of them at work during my shift, and half when I get home. Keeps some of the harshness off the local tap water.

What's the brand?

I have one, but I don't know if it's working.

You fell for the marketing gimmick
>it's working

Life Factory

>buying a bottle of pajeet poop

only massive plebs drink water.

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fat

I just get 5 dollar 30 packs and leave them in the fridge.

Water is water, don't care if its cold or warm.

God Tier

>using a jew bottle

kike detected

>muh manley whiskey XD
>*tips fedora*

it's literally a rebranded kleenkanteen

fuck off kike

the problem is the bpa user. google it

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>whiskey
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It's spell whisky kysmm.

not using a brita bottle that cleans the chlorine and brainwashin juices out of your cities water

But Brita barely does that

>no boxed water

get a load of these plebs

Unless you convert it into a reservoir, fuck off.

>boxed water

Actually kill yourself.

>hipster water

they actually did it

It actually seems like a good idea to get low-test hipsters to stop drinking out of plastic leeching bottles that turn them into estrogen-producing cuck faggots with gyno

So what are the Sup Forums approved bottles that arent made of materials that will leech into the water?

For fucks sake! I never seem to get away from Voss in any shape or form, be it the place, meat or the fucking bottle of water. Everywhere I go I end up seeing Voss.
News? Voss.
Store? Voss.
Ads? Voss!
Am I cursed or something?

Glass bottle, stainless steel lid, with a silicone protective sleeve.

I sure hope you guys don't actually drink from plastic bottles.

Plastic is a xenoestrogen. It's LITERALLY Jew poison.

Anyone know any good 48oz waterbottles?

I have a 24oz in silver
Can attest to its greatness in norcal heat

>I miss the midwest. Always good water there
Indeed. My city specifically won some contest for best water recently. I wonder why that is? I guess I live near a bunch of lakes, though.

you have no idea

grist.org/living/water-cafe-sells-filtered-bottled-tap-water-and-nothing-else/

is it going to explode?

lel youre one mentally challenged individual

This, I have the 40 in black.

Only PSVitas allowed in here

Bought a Mizu M6 to replace my old Sigg water bottle after the liner in it detached.
Fuck Sigg and their shitty liner

Voss is Norwegian tap water

For some reason I find myself drinking more water whenever I use this one.

>Dead mouse inside bottle

i think that is some form of floral tea ball

>technology board
>no Klein bottle

Fun facts about the Klein bottle:
- it has a volume of 0
- it's a 2 dimensional differentiable manifold
- there is no discernible inner and outer side

A mathematician named Klein
Thought the Möbius band was divine.
Said he: "If you glue
The edges of two,
You'll get a weird bottle like mine

What materials are the best?
Obviously any type of plastic is terrible.

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Is it orientable? How do you know the volume if it is not? What's the volume if there's no inner and outer side?

that's cool

Mathematically speaking the volume is zero.
It's not orientable.
>A manifold has a volume form if and only if it is orientable.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volume_form

Disclaimer, I'm not a mathematician and possess only little knowledge in topology

That's exactly why I asked. How could you define a volume if it is not orientable? Not having volume is not the same as having zero volume.

>Not having volume is not the same as having zero volume.
Fair point. I stand corrected.

According to Wikipedia it still has a "density" but that is way over my head.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Density_on_a_manifold

>Not drinking your chlorinated dirt water from a tactical army canteen with super leakage properties.

>half of Sup Forums drinks out of plastic
Explains the whole trap thing

CamelBak m8

pussy

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well at least it's not bagged like the fuckin canadian fags

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thatsthepoint

i try to hate it but that's pretty cool desu

facts

terrible

hahahaahahaha

w-wait... how do you drink from it

Why would you drink from your piss bottle?

No flat bottles?

jesus i saw this shit in a kickstarter campaign.
most pretentious garbage ive seen in a lot of kickstarter bullshit.

Do you all actually drink tap water? There's no point eschewing drinking from plastic bottles since you're drinking distilled diarrhoea flowing through lead pipes. At least use filters.

Used glass kilner for a while before it shattered into a thousand pieces

I do but only at home.
I live in Canada but if I were to travel to another country that shit will kill me- literally.

There should be a chunk cut out of the bottle, and the lid should moved there so that the whole thing is actually rectangular and not a rectangle with an inconvenient lump sticking out of it.

reminds me of this

fagot detected.

reminds me of how I water my plants sometimes when I'm in the mood and the weather is fantastic

I go to the local river with a few bottles, fill them up, water my plants, save money on water bill by tremendous amounts because the earth stays hydrated for felt decades.

and suddenly FOSS open source software wrecks shit up.

I got bitten by mosquitos everytime so far though, annoying as fuck to be honest, especially because they always bit me at my back

I suspect some niggers I know talking shit behind my back about me.
Well, I know them fo sho.

thanks nature.

what

Well... Yeah.

I felt like an idiot, too. But nobody cares and in the end nothing really matters.
So there's that.

I only started doing this because I have a carnivore plant that dies when watered with tap water. Because tap water was too hard, it nearly died. So I looked what I could do instead and then I found out about doing it this way. It kills flies with ease.

Pretty happy with my little natural bug killer.

Why oh why isn't there a sarcasm button

I drink whisky mostly, This is just great for picking up chicks because there all like its so fancy. fucking love these things.