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hello guys today i have ported rom cyanogenmod 7.6.9 for phone starmobile jumpmax dual sim india edition

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/*
*Your warranty is now void.
* I am not responsible for bricked devices, dead SD cards,
* thermonuclear war, or you getting fired because the alarm app failed. Please
* do some research if you have any concerns about features included in this ROM
* before flashing it! YOU are choosing to make these modifications, and if
* you point the finger at me for messing up your device, I will laugh at you.
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how to flash:
download
install in twrp
wipe cache and dalvik cache 3 time
reboot

what work:
- first boot
- screen
- wifi

what not work
- bluetooth
- dialer
- notifications
- you tell me!

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Other urls found in this thread:

epic_kernels.com/downloads/kernel_uninstaller.zip
github.com/epic/kernels
play.google.com/store/apps/d...co.kernel.free
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Lemme guess, you're an autistic pajeet (look at name lmao) and you fucked your phone because you didn't do some simple fucking step like an idiot so now you come here to play it off like you're better.

Says the guy who's too autistic to recognize sarcasm

RAJESH this thread made me lol you win the golden poo

Great rom too! So far when I text my phone gets hot but its still better than AOSP for reasons I don't understsnd.


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Fucking n00b, use the search function

toxic, warned

We're DQN Now?

excuse me sir,
swearing is against rules on xda deveolopers

regards from vietnam
Sent from my Galaxy Ace via Tapatalk

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HOW I ROOT DEVICES? I HAVE NEXUS 3D, IT ROOT NOT COMMIT. WHY DON'T YOU GIVE ME ROOTS SO I CAN MAX GAME OK

install gentoo

[ALL VARIANTS][SLIPPERY-SLIDE BUTTERY SMOOTH][100% BATTERY SAVING][CM13 BASED][DARK THEME] Darkmallow [1+ DOWNLOADS]

hello xda i welcome u my new rom darkmallow based of cm 13

features:
- all cm features
- dark theme

working:
- boot

bugs:
- no wifi
- no calling
- no dark theme
- you tell me ;;;)

please use search before reporting and dont ask for etas

download:
see post below

"super" - francisco franco
"exelent recommends - matias duart
"great rom some freezes but daily driver material" - rajeesh singh


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RajeeshSingh197 is not responsible for bricked devices, dead SD cards, thermonuclear war, or you getting fired because the alarm app failed. Please do some research if you have any concerns about features included in the products you find here before flashing it! YOU are choosing to make these modifications, and if you point the finger at me for messing up your device, I will laugh at you. Your warranty will be void if you tamper with any part of your device / software.

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OnePlus One CM12.1
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help i try install this on my indiaglow mini 2 and it bootloop? PLZ HELP

greetings from india!
this rom is very good, has bootloop bugs, memory leaks, lots of things dont work like data wifi calling texting vibration but overall very good rom love it !!!

how i install?

Can you help me? My phone won't boot after flashing KEKD kernel 1.3.37. I read the FAQ where it talked about "total incompatibilities" but still flashed it because the stock kernel sucks balls. Please help me!!!!!!!!!

How to install android 7 on my device plzz help

have you try wipe dalvik cache?

Sent from my Galaxy S1 with Tapatalk

t. actual pajeet

Yes no phone no boot now, pls halp, this phone cost me 6 months salary it will be a long time before I can buy another. It is Samsung Galaxy Ace dual sim super India extra spicy edition with gold trim 2011 version if that helps

I was about to but my mom took my phone away because I haven't finished my homework yet and told me to stop hacking.

I'm just gonna RMA it once I get my allowance.

try reflash with odin wipe cache

Sent from my Galaxy S1 with Tapatalk

how I root my super phone plus????

wtf, does this mean I shouldn't install custom ROMs? Even unofficial CM builds? I hate pajeet now

Hey can you guys help me with my Galaxy S 7 Edge I shoved it up my as to use it as a prostate messenger but it's still stuck up there help I'm using SVoice

Sent from my Galaxy S7 Edge using Tapatalk

Try wiping dalvik cache and wiping asshole cache

Use the search function next time!

hello guys im using nexus 5 device how do i install ios?

phone no worko i fillowed insttristions but wont trn on now halp plz :'(

Works on my phone :√)

hi i was try to install android nougat on my palm pre but now it doesn't boot what happened

wen will my phon(samsun galexy 5s )get android 7

Not sure n@@b, Nougat works great on my HTC HD2.

Nuga

Oh wow you own an iPhone too? What a phoney

How dare you post on XDA with your stupid fucking iPhone you dipshit cunt
I bet you don't even know the difference between a quality nexus user and a fucking retarded isheep faggot cunt

...

>s voice

BUG YOU TELL ME :^)

>using the smiley with a square root nose

>using the smiley with a carat nose

i found solution to camera not work issue but its not working for some reason
anyway here is solution (not work but just in case is good to know)

1. Restart ur pajeet pooinloo s5
2. Start recover
3. Wipe cache/dalvik cache

hit thank if i helped u

hlep

>
Who let pajeet on here?

how do i dual boot android and ios on my droid x plz help

imagine if phones had standardized bios/uefi and you _could not_ brick your device
capitalism ruins everything

I don't think this is possible, not just because of capitalism. I don't remember how, so I'm probably being useless here.

>double underscore for italics
weeeehhhh reddit

help my phone no go turn on!!! i followed all our instructables but no work!!!

CM14 with UberUTC+GCC 7 for our great device!!

what works:
donate button

what doesnt:
you tell me!

reserved

how to change location of the menu bottom, with not root

and i do not want to install custom rom...if i know that the pure android will be like this..i never bough nexus.

the mate 8 i have, have more option that this phone , it is so lazy phone

>[DARK THEME]

>features
>dark theme

>bugs
>no dark theme

Fucking kekd

>>double underscore for italics
>>weeeehhhh reddit
>reddit invented markdown
get the fuck out of Sup Forums

hlep donat doesnt work

>

>make yourself look retarded
>"h-haha you're a-a-autistic"
kys

>tfw i have the same phone
running aosp based rom without issues desu

>getting mad at strangers on a malasian fingerprinting forum

>-Dark themed

>Bugs
>-No dark theme

Fucking kek

hi i masturbate on nexus p6 and now camera no work rite

i try flash rom but not have bitcoin, pls help

whats the best rom for a moto e 2gen

> what not work
> - notifications
How can you fuck this up? It' not depending on the hardware.

Sent from my GT-I9300 using Tapatalk

Halp brush i have LG F60 36GB root help no can use,,,,tryd installing commedy but LG does response with ERROR!!!!

I managed Arcadiy666 ROM but bootloader cannot find....its hopeful...pls halp can teach SKYPE!!!!!!!!!!

hello sir i download the rom but my bluetooth doesn't work??
please fix this thank you! :)

>reddit invented markdown
No, but you using it here of all places says enough.

hello good sir my phone no boot I use flash this download no work please help need for work. thank you sir good regards from india

Patiently waiting for a new update

Yes I port yesterday.

Edit: changelog v2.0:

-NEW THEME!!! Dark cyan monochrome amolololed ugly as sin designed by my 7 y/o brother with cracked adober photo shop 7

> broken GPS (will fix in 3.0!!!)

> to increase battery life to 17 minutes turn off: screen, Bluetooth (it's broken anyway), sound, vibration and disable clock

> WIPE DALVIK CACHE AND CACHE 14 TIMES WHILE DANCING IN A CIRCLE AROUND A FIRE SINGING DAVID HASSELHOFF'S LATEST SINGLE BEFORE FLASHING NEW VERSION!!!

> Other: you tell me ;))

Don't forget to press thanks and donate I do this instead of my homework!!!

OLD 1.0 version:

> Boots!!!

> No camara

> No wifi

> No 3G

> Baterry lief good - 50 minute standby 11 minute screen!!!!!

> Left part of screen is yellow

> Minor bugs

> I don't know you tell me???

CLICK HERE TO DONATE TO ME I AM RESPECT XDA DEVALOPER

hello sir,,,,i cannot sing any song would you have any alternatives i can using to flash this rom? thank you!!!

Please use the Q&A thread for questions like this.

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Hit the thanks button if I've helped you

@OP whens the next update???????? Its been 3 weeks, you said updates weekly!!1

hello good sir tell help how to repair phone do not work this download thank you sir good regards

[XDA2015][CRAZYFROG][SOCCER_ROM]AOSP[FIRE EDITION]

WORKING:
- tethered boot using CrazyUnbloatKernel.bin
- basic framebuffer
- sound
- GPS
- making the notification LED pulse in interesting colors
- Bluetooth, stops sometimes lol

NOT WORKING:
- standby
- RIL
- HW accel
- FM radio
- wifi

- OTHER NOTE'S:
You tell me ;)

yes hello dear sir i tried flash your port of CyanogenModProject into my Superplus c300 EVO phone but now its just booting forever!! ,,,,how to fix please? thank you friend

It's on a page in this thread which has 10000 posts, use the search discussion, we already discussed this 3 years ago.

Where can I find the kitchen for my obscure Windows mobile 5 PDA????

how do i install ??? donwlod link ??
its shit

Guys, please don't discuss other roms in this thread. It's impolite!

Lol my parents are angry because i am makin kernels all the time xD

Dear please will you let me know error?? I have same

Cyanogen mod 13 when. Thanks

Rajesh Sanjay

Fuck, my sides.

Sir I had a problem with freezing on boot? The skull themed animation freezes when the flames shoot out of the rom's logo. Also dear add mods to have LED blink at random intervals, CPU_GOVERNOR overclock to run angrey bird 500fps and the extra-loud camera shutter noise :')

I flash the rom but now phone won't boot. Sorry my english i am German

Gesendet von meinem Galaxy S7 mit Tapatalk

My GOD, i love these theads about xda.

Underrated

how 2 downlad

is my bootloader locked?

will this ROM unlock it?

dear port to tmobile sidekick two please

I pm'd you the fix, locked

I installed ur rom on my Xperia E and now my camera wont work i did a clean wipe please help me

Is this rom compatible with the LTE version? I know it says so right in the thread title, but I need to ask anyway

Funny thing is that I'm Indian. Cyanogenmod and the community was actually good during the Gingerbread days. I actually had contributed some fixes to the project back then. After that I switched to a dumb phone, then an iPhone. Recently bought an Android phone and went to XDA to put a custom ROM on it and my god the place is filled with inane comments, 14 year old kids, device maintainers who don't know what they are doing, people from the subcontinent who can't speak English. The place was actually good some years back, don't know how it went downhill so fast after that.

[KERNEL][GPL][CM13][ALL ROMS][ALL DEVICES] [TRUE LINARO -03+][UV/OC/][Beats/FauxSound]Epic.Kernel – r79.3.2

WELCOME TO THE MOST CUSTOMIZABLE KERNEL ON XDA

FEATURES
* On-the-fly RAMDISK edits
* Google's LINARO 3.4 source
* Various fixes, improvements and optimizations
* Compiled with LINARO optimized toolchain (09.11) with zero errors
* -O3+ optimized
* Snapdragon & CortexA15 optimizations
* Allow OC up to 4.8Ghz
* Allow UC up to 19Mhz (battery lasts for days on a single charge)
* F2FS, RAID (if you need it) Support
* Gamma Control
* Multirom, XPOSED, Sweep2Wake, Tap2Sleep Support
* replaced Qualcomm’s thermal binary with my own IN-KERNEL solution (/sys/kernel/msm_thermal) (( the phone doesn’t even get warm after 2Hrs of Angry Birds )) ;)

Download
Flash the latest release in your recovery.

Installation
1 - Flash the bloody zip on your recovery. #done

How to Uninstall
Flash this: epic_kernels.com/downloads/kernel_uninstaller.zip #byebye

Changelog
There will be no more changelogs. Instead the download pages were outfitted with compare links to github for each download.

Source
github.com/epic/kernels

Official App Support
play.google.com/store/apps/d...co.kernel.free


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>Nexus 5 General
Can I flash this on my Galaxy S5?

Depends on the device and the rom, I think.

XDA is truly something. This thread is spot on.

>[SOCCER_ROM]
kek

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Working / Not Working:

u guys have to tell because i dont have time to test.
maby it does not boot. i dont know

The download links are somewhere. Fuck if I know where, this post is a few years old but still the first result when searched.