Oh boy! A package at my front door!

Oh boy! A package at my front door!

It was there since Saturday. I'm so glad it wasn't stolen by a Trayvon.

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Whats in it?

horse cocks

Patience young grasshopper. All will be revealed in time.

make it quick nigger

I find your insinuation that I stole this package offensive and insulting.

>.
Why?

Reminder than Sony invented eliminating the internal CD ROM drive in 1999.

Turn over your laptop RIGHT NOW and tell me where it was made in.

200 or 266mhz?

I have no idea. I'll have to check.

Precision engineered in China mate.

Looks like you have a P2-333MHz under there.

Congratulations, you've bought an obsolete piece of garbage.

IDS HABBENIG

Why did you buy this

How can Apple even compete?

Poo in the Loo, Pajeet.

>For Distribution with a New PC Only.
>New PC only
reported to FBI, enjoy your v&.

unboxing threads are literally worse than unboxing videos on youtube

this is normie shit and not technology, buzz off pal

Ayyy I just got one of these a couple weeks ago with the media dock too
can't find my AC adapter though

Because mommy only gave me $50 for a new PC.

>Vaio
Excellent
>Laptop
Noooo

You're archiving those recovery disks... right?

>$50 for that piece of garbage
you really are an idiot, aren't you

Are there vaio desktops or some shit? What are you saying here?

y u mad tho?

>he thinks $50 is a lot
when you're employed you'll literally wipe your ass with that money

watchu gonna do with it srsly OP?

Buy a PCMCIA NIC and shitpost on 4chinz.

install gentoo

>literally

if you're american and buy toilet paper in bulk maybe, but some people don't like to walk around with shit on their asses and clean their butts after poo. so no, you don't "literally" do so unless you're an amerifat

inb4 accusations of pajeet

>battery still works
Noice

Dixon PII laptops are the best

>being this mad all the time

I hope you have fun OP, I've been tempted to buy some of the stranger pc offerings from japan.

I don't think gentoo existed back then, and if it did it probably wouldn't have booted on this.

install slackware
dual boot with NT4 when you actually want to do something useful

>register your VAIO

You know what must be done.

But I has no interbutts.

>Sony
>making CD-ROM obsolete

Get it online fuccboi work something out.

Explore the wonders of the internet using Windows 98.

say that to my facefucker and not online see what happens

Fuck off Sam, no one cares about you and your stupid fucking duck. Go back to e-begging for shekels and food while you carelessly use your monthly tugboat on shit electronics.

But wait! There's more!

eat a dick tranny

There's no need to be upset that I got a free parts machine in the deal. :^)

what is it?

Hope to read about your suicide in 3 years, Samuel. Mentally ill trannys eventually all kill themselves anyways.

But my name isn't Sam.

Well, that's enough stalling. I know why you guys really came here to see. Let's get on with the main attraction shall we?

How is that better than suicide?

No, I came here to see you install a Linux distro that would make your shitty laptop functional.

F**king racist piece of f**king sh*t

But some dude in AOL chatrooms told me linux was a meme.

oh god no dont do it stop now

Ok ok, how about this instead.

Go on

That's a serial port right?

No that's a power button.

More importantly, I installed Winblows but now I can't log in. PLS HALP Sup Forums

youtu.be/-lyfqUDFe0A

Whoops, ruined your thread.

But you didn't explain how you hacked Bill Gates.

It's over Netscape is finished.

Cute mouse pad dude

IM CALLING THE POLICE

am i the only one who sees goatse in this pic?

It's over. Microsoft won.

/A E S T H E T I C/

Is this what it's like to be a dad?

deliver on this you shit
bet you could get it to boot

no

>vaio desktops
Let me be clear. There were two choices. You made the wrong one.

poorfag

VAIO laptops are breddy dank too though
t. armchair VAIO collector

Well, enough nonsense and goofing around, time for the real deal.

Didn't know vaio made armchairs. Post some?

...

just like your mom didn't know what an abortion was too, huh?

>?
areyousomekindofautist

>plug in logitech laser mouse
>it just werkz

Xeno scum never knew what hit'em.

Damn that picture came out terrible.

>Turn over your laptop RIGHT NOW and tell me where it was made in.

Or better yet, do a bench mark and show me what it can do.. Yea thats what i thought.

poorfag

You seem upset onii-chan. I can assure you there is no need to be.

It's funny that you think all of that laptop was made in Japan. It was probably assembled there, but most of those internals are chinky as all hell.

go back to starcraft

what the fuck is an onnichan and you were talking shit, so I put you back in your place.

>what the fuck is an onnichan

All cheese. All day.

Never knew what hit'em.

gg

>someone talks about a modern laptop

HURR DURR BUY A PC BACK TO V HURRR

>200000 year old laptop

Everyone drooling over it


This is not a tachnology but an autism board like pol and k

Why are you so upset onii-chan?

every board on Sup Forums is full of autistic retards, Sup Forums is no exception

>inb4 accusations of pajeet
You're just an autist. Pajeet shits in the street but he isn't a retard

rude desu

Alright boys and Sup Forumsoys we're going live.

IDS HABBENIG

Well shit.

Time for drastic measures.

There are unironically so many 56k users in 2016 that every free 56k service line is busy.