How many computers?

how many computers do you personally own?
I just counted for the first time and i have:
-a desktop running linux at work (school)
-a windows desktop at work (school)
-a windows gayman desktop at home
-a meembook pro 0215 tm retina
-a desktop at my parents house with linux
-a netbook (that I just found yesterday, used to be my sister's) running linux
- an hp elitebook that I plan to install linux on (old from my parents work)

am i computer hoarder?

post your computer collection

op here more detailed specification upon request

3 desktops, 3 laptops, one tablet, one phone.

More details available upon request, legitimately considering replacing it all with a good laptop and external HDD

forgot to add i have a tablet as well

what do you use them all for?

A 250$ samsung laptop for shitposting and stuff along those lines.
A desktop PC for gaming and gaming only.

Here's what I can remember off the top of my head:

2011 13" mbp
2011 15" mbp
2009 Macbook
some Asus netbook
7 misc Latitudes ranging from a E6410 to a 7240
Precision m4800
Precision m6600
Thinkpad T420
some old C2D HP
2 older Optiplexes
Precision T7500
Poweredge 715

...

-my linux desktop at work/school is for my day to day shit as well as the chemical simulations/modeling i do
-my windows desktop at work/school is for fucking around and stupid ass windows only software that i need for mass-spec data analysis
-win10 desktop at home for gaymen and shitposting
-2015 rmbp for writing shit, presentations, sshing into my linux workstation at school, programming etc.
-everything else: either idk or just fucking around

Thinkpad X200
Thinkpad R60 (upgraded to C2D)
HP DV6000 (an intel/intel one, otherwise it would have cooked itself to death)
Asus tablet
Ivy Bridge desktop

G4 Imac
thinkpad r50
some old PI/II laptops: sony vaio, dell latitude, thinkpad 600, toshiba tecras
a gateway 2000 486 laptop
some other random asus and compaq crap
commodore 64 w/ 1571 disk drive

op btw

Thinkpad x201 with Xubuntu
A Phenom II x4 desktop for NAS storage

Just an iPhone

Porn, each one is dedicated to a single fetish.

At least 8
>Some shitty Dell p4 machine that lacks an HDD
>Some shitty HP that has no OS on it
>A Compaq prescription laptop that O got back in 2008 from my uncle that runs debian
>My desktop
>An iBook g3 that boots OS 9.2 and osx 10.1
>A thinkpad with Windows 10
>An Acer iconia tablet I got for free
>An IBM 5150

I want to get rid of the first two, since they are taking up space and have no use to me.

Only 2. Laptop running Arch Linux and a desktop that hasn't been booted in 2 years running Xubuntu I think.

sli 980's Desktop for everything (remote work, school, videogames, etc.)
Alienware M11x r3
Aorus x3 plus v5-cf2
eking s515 mini pc (used it as my phone for a while, pretty good signal for a chinese phone / computer with a straight talk sim card

i guess I am looking for some inspiration for what to do with my netbook and ultrabook
I have a nice laptop that works really well so i am not super sure what I will use the others for. Definitely going to install linux on the ultrabook, should i try to install gentoo?

-Gayming desktop running w10
-acer 5750g laptop

One gaming Desktop, one as a test bench for the many GPUs and HDDs I hoard, one atom micro atx board because it was cheap for web browsing/HTPC.

One main laptop, one gaming laptop, one old laptop that I got for free that I occasionally use because I feel bad.

One Acer a500 I use for ebooks/showsx and my nexus 5 as smartphone

ThinkPad T420 with dock and eGPU which serves as desktop/laptop, the 2720qm is a pretty capable CPU. Also 3 drives.
Phone
Raspberry Pi as Seedbox

Server running 2008R2 at home
Laptop running Windows 7 in my backpack
Nexus 5X running N in my pocket

4 working, 3 which can be repaired. Probably 1 which can't be repaired. Not without replacing components in the psu and on the motherboard anyway.

1 sony vaio

2 dell inspirons

2 hp pavillions

1 asus desktop

1 xbox running linux

>Work windows general use desktop, it's some Dell i3/AMD thingo
>Work laboratory windows xp machine with a serial port
>Work linux server used to run calculations
>Work windows XP machine in a LAN with some other random equipment
I don't personally own these, but I'm the only one that uses them and I do so every week
>Home desktop, self-built in 2011 for gaymen, only used for work/audio shit now
>T520, i7 + Nvidia GPU used for everything
>ASUS T100TA picked up cheap, gets taken travelling
>cube i7 used for drawing/notes and random tablet shit
>An old desktop from 200X loaned to my brother
>GF's old HP laptop she gave to me to sell but is more effort than it's worth so I keep it lying around for some reason

>Ivy Bridge i7/8GB/512GB T430 (Fedora)
>Nokia Dumbphone
Keep it simple, stupid.

>tfw your bookshelf has literally collapsed under the weight of your memepad stash
this isn't even half of the laptops alone

Hahaha I thought I was the only one with this many meme pads.

What is wrong with us

3 laptops windows/Linux/windows
3 desktops windows/windows/windows
3 phones samsung galaxy s5/ moto x/ samsung note 5
and crippling depression

the ride never ends
especially when you get stacks at a time for free and your local thrift store picks up the slack by offering you whatever you want for $2 flat

I'm building quite the collection of subnotebooks too

A Sup Forumsentooman after my own heart.

>Thinkpad X220
>LG flip phone
Keep the phone around for emergency calls, but I never use it.

Some shitty Dell PC that the university put in my office for me, a Thinkpad X220 that I use for work as well and a desktop that I use at home.

More than I'm proud of or can use, I own a repair shop, so I end up buying a lot of shit, fixing, getting to like, keeping and never using. (Just on my bedroom: 3 desktops, 6 notebooks, 2 meme books, 3 netbooks, 2 tablets, 5 smartphones w/o counting the one I'm using to post this)

I probably will sell a couple.
>Desktop running win10 at home for games and work
>2 x220 for programming/shitposting/working
>macbook pro i5 pre retina that im not using much
>mac mini as plez+torrent machine
>n7 2013 I'm using now
>z3c phone

Why are you saying at work? school is school kiddy.

I have 3. A desktop I assembled, an HTPC I assembled and a Dell Precision M5510. Which is basically an XPS 15 with Precision internals.

Desktop PC
Macbook Air (4'1)
Thinkpad X2something
Thinkpad W520
Mac Pro (2'1 I think)
Powerbook G4

5 laptops, 1 pc

ASUS UX32VD
ASUS UX301LA
ASIS UX305CA

Desktop PC at home, self assembled

ASUS desktop at work

TFW work gives me a new laptop every 2 years and i keep the old one

Around 15-20 Laptops mostly outdated memepads and a Desktop.

1 desktop, 2 laptops

1 Desktop
1 Phone

samsung laptop from 2011
>super chunky and heavy
>overheats within 5 minutes of use
>has bits of melted plastic comming off
>will burn you if dare put it in your lap
>in the closet since 2013

asus laptop from 2013
>keeps its cool
>cd thingy is all fucked
>hinge is screwy because i dropped it
>still good to use
>my main computer

lenovo tiny computer looks like a motem from 2015
>it works like a computer
>I do drawing things on it
>it is my fuck around with computer

we said computers

Active:
Desktop computer (Xeon E5-2690)
Bedside computer (Phenom II 940 severely underclocked/volted)
Laptop (Core Duo 2ghz)

Inactive or under construction:
LGA 775 desktop rig (Q9400)
LGA 1366 desktop rig (i7-920 then a hex core Xeon, need a C0 chip and a set of ram so I can flash the board)
Pentium M toy rig (Pentium M 760 2ghz oced to 2.7ghz)

personally?
about 10 486 boxes, 2x pIII's, a p4, a core2duo, a thinkpad, and 1.5 sgi mips boxen.

>old PC+Monitor with Winws
>main PC+Monitor with Skylake i5 with Linux
>shitty slow as fuck netbook with Kali Linux
>shitty Laptop with broken monitor but actually still working

Would like to sell my old PC and buy a used ThinkPad then. But I'm too lazy and parsimonious

Why do you add A letters after minuses?
Can't you count just with minuses?

>about 10 486 boxes, 2x pIII's, a p4, a core2duo, a thinkpad, and 1.5 sgi mips boxen.
you're a fat cunt, aren't you?

>1.5 sgi mips
what

A single desktop PC. I don't like hoarding technology so I just either sell or give away my old shit.

>One laptop. (Chinkpad T430s with Ubuntu)
>One desktop. - built in 2011 (windows 2500K master race)
>One HP proliant gen 8 microserver with 12gb of ram and 6TB of useable storage in raidZ1 which also hosts my website.

What's wrong with you retards?
Maybe it's because I work in design and engineering, but there's no need for me to have a million machines.

no :^)
1 working, a few half working for spare parts

things that are still used semi regularly

>2007 macbook pro - drum brain (soon to be retired)
>2010 macbook - media player in bedroom
>2011 imac 27" - Max/MSP, ableton, general work and installation development
>2011 t420 - as above, on the road
>2014 macbook air 13" - Logic keys, live use only
>2014 macbook air 13" - Ableton, live use only - main
>2014 macbook air 13" - Ableton, live use only - synchronised back up
>2015 desktop - 3D modelling/rendering, VR installation development in Max/MSP
>2015 macbook pro 15" - Visuals, live use only

A laptop and a phone here. why do you guys need so many pcs?

Kek

curious as to what your role is?

A desktop for gaymen:
>i5 4th gen
>8gigs
>HD 7950
MemeBook Pro Retina 2015 15"

3570k on the desktop?

if so are you me?

>4th gen
4670k

how did i fuck that up

1 desktop running noobuntu
1 desktop running openelec
1 laptop running opensuse

1x Lenovo X200
1x Lenovo X200S
2x Lenovo T400
1x MacBook Pro Retina 2013
1x MacBook Pro 2008
1x Samsung X50
3x various desktops

I'm a musician, so most of the computers are for live shows.

I've also decided to do my PhD so a couple of the computers are for that. I get paid enough doing the live shows that it's in my interest to have specific computers for that purpose only.

I didn't need your life story buddy

2x laptops, both msi

Laptop 1: Pentium b960, 8gb ram, 240gb ssd, r7670m, used as a media laptop hooked up to my TV

Laptop 2: 4720hq, 16gb ram, 2x128gb ssd + 1tb hdd, 970m, used for normal use.

1 desktop
1 mac mini plugged into my TV
1 chinkpad x1 carbon
1 iPad Mini 2
and a nokia 8800

>dual xeon workstation
>hp dl380 g5
>dell poweredge 2950
>x220t
>t420
>c2q lan rig
>various laptops in various states of working

>1 desktop
>parts that could make 1-2 desktops
>6 working laptops, some missing drives
>1 laptop without screen, but working

2 desktops(XP/Mint, 7/Mint)
The one with XP won't boot and I don't feel like screwing with it.

5 laptops(Vista/Xubuntu, Mint, 8, Manjaro, Mint)
The last three work well, the first is slow and overheats, and the second won't boot.

I have:

Home -
windows 10 linux dual boot 6700k-based pc. currently has a 1080 for fun, probably trading it off soon because I don't actually play games any more

Windows 7 i7 930 based pc in kitchen that does a lot of utility stuff for the house. it's my thermostat, it runs the security system, can turn my lights off and check if lights are on up stairs, etc. it can also stream to the TV in the kitchen/dining room.

Linux i7 930 based pc (i like this cpu) in my home office

windows 7 AMD quad core something or another machine I threw together on a whim for the garage TV


Lenovo y500 laptop(junk dont buy this)
Lenovo Thinkpad 520
15'' rMBP(my wife uses this 99% of the time, basically stole it from me)

Work(university):
2x Linux i5-something PCs.
i7 Thinkpad t560

>2 desktops, one is custom
>1 all in one (iMac)
>4 laptops
>2 single boards

Fake and gay

1 desktop, 1 laptop and 1 hybrid.

- A desktop running Windows 8.1/Ubuntu
- A Thinkpad X220 running Windows 7 and Arch Linux
- A Thinkpad T410 running Windows XP/Debian 8.5/Solus 1.2
- Two netbooks running Windows 7/Xubuntu
- Two olds computers from my mom's work

So, 7 computers.

1 MacBook Pro running OSX.
1 Thinkpad T-410 running Mint.
1 Old HP Pavillion running Ubuntu.
1 ancient other laptop whos model i can't remember running Debian.
1 Pc running windows 7 for le gaymez.
So 5.

A Lenovo t61 with 3gb ram fucking kill me

Srsly my only pc

Windows desktop for games / movies and whatnot
T420 with linux for work
T23 with linux that simply refuses to die
Pi1 that acts as a NAS / Backup server

Also have enough parts laying around to build another computer. Don't have a spare case tho.

ThinkPad x1 hybrid, t420, think station for plex, two netbooks and one hp stream 7.

You could sell those 486's for $100 a pop ez.

>So 5.
Fucking casual.
I have more servers than that. More NASs, too.

Thinkpad x200
A PC built from scrap parts, 2008 tier
Shitty 3 years old consumer laptop
A motherboard with P4 and 1gb of RAM in a dedicated technocrap backpack
Raspberry Pi 2
Wii with linux just for lulz

:( :( :(
im so sorry

Desktop, phone, tablet, old netbook, ps4, 3ds, raspberryPi.

Gaming desktop
Surface 3 with cover keyboard
Netbook running as TS/File/Torrent/Print server.

Might i ask what software you use for simulation/modeling ?

>One gayman desktop
>One shitty lenovo hybrid laptop
> Cracked I pad mini 2

gaymen desktop
personal cloud and server desktop
handy memebook 2015 retina
thinkpad t420
thinkpad x1 carbon 2016
ascuck n550jv
nexus 7 tablet
ipad 2 tablet

who /stickers/ here?

Although this may be shocking to you, occasionally professionals use this board.

5 desktops, 2 laptops, 1 phone

One, my workstation.
Also my phone if it counts as such.

I always use my shit until it breaks. Therefore I only have a desktop PC right now.

1 cellphone;
1 tablet;
1 notebook;
1 desktop

...

Smartphone
Thinkpad

>computers at thrift stores
m8 where do you live?

windows desktop for games and personal stuff
laptop with ubuntu for uni
macbook air for uni

2
Gayman desktop
Chinkpad

pretty comfy DESU

Put some outlet covers on you animal.

HP Z620
Whitebox tower "server" for NAS
MacBook Pro 13"
Some gaming laptop I use for a portable backup server because it can hold 3 drives.
DL380 G6
Thinkpad X120e (what a turd)
Dell M1330

2013 Samsung Ativ Book 8 (Personal Laptop)
2014 Self-Built work computer w/ 2 monitors (thanks to BYOD policy at engineering company with $1500 incentive)

That's it.