Apple releases the most advanced smartphone ever made

>Apple releases the most advanced smartphone ever made
>Sup Forums buries their head in the sand and only focuses on the loss of archaic technology as if it's a bad thing

It's laughable how bad this board has become.

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Do they pay you for this?

>2 shitty cameras
>one stupid port
>headphones dumber than a $15k smartwatch

apple died with steve jobs

I honestly can't tell if Sup Forums is flooded with shills and actual macfags, or just an onslaught of trolls when the new iphone is shown

>90% of threads are circlejerk apple hate
>10% in favor of Apple
>derr I honestly don't know if board is full of paid shills

you're dumb as fuck m8

Tfw Apple A10 chip is fastest mobile cpu for 6-9 months for now.

>A10 hybrid
Which means 6-9 months from now they'll still have the best battery life as well

why you gotta be so mean

>the most advanced smartphone ever made
for what?

Why can't it be both?

>Sup Forums is poor
woah call the cops

Indoor selfies and outdoor selfies

Sometimes Sup Forums manage to achieve the leddit niveau.

But look at the battlestation threads.

Apple was never even alive you fuck

>best normie os
>best mp3 player
>first desirable smart phone
>first desirable tablet

Okay, I take it back, I'm just being salty

So did all the other normies and mass media consumers.

You really believe iPhones have the best battery life?
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I'll just wait till the iPhone 8 when they get rid of that cumbersome screen that's taking up so much space, don't worry, there will be an adapter for you dinosaurs #courage

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>Not waiting for the iPhone 9 where they rid of everything but the home button and speaker

>first desirable tablet

That hasn't happened yet.

wow you guys are the first to make that hilarious joke. Mind if I save it?

Take it! It is all yours, my friend! :^)

that people obsess over pointless consumer technology?
yes

we should talk about actual technology

>archaic

Yes goy, 99% of existing audio equipment has a 3.5mm jack but it is CURRENT YEAR so there's nothing wrong about spending only $159 on AppleĀ® AirpodsĀ® that you have to charge multiple times a day.