Whats the most advanced thing you've ever worked on?

Whats the most advanced thing you've ever worked on?

Radar

your mama's ass

3PAR arrays at Hewlett Packard Enterprise

fixed my fan heater with chewing gum

>Implying that's not some ancient tech right there.

Tell whoever works on the workstations to fix the fucking Z620 BIOS.

Doppler radar sensor.
Was on my way to implement FMCW but priorities shifted.

I worked in the military so... that's classified. :^)

An app which 1 million people have downloaded already

A big-ass LMS

An iPad Pro

A dragon dildo

iBook G3 hard drive replacement

Broke into a Drobo

PECVD

Plasma enhanced chemical vapor deposition

A jet.

No wait that's old tech.


My laptop.

Fixing my printer

making cars drive by themselves.

A super duper secret tech that produces a fancy new type of electrical current

The Apple iPhone 6S Plus.

High tech classified f-18 window wiping and bomb installation

My Macintosh. It has the most advanced operating system in the world

Supernova neutrino detector.

I did a small amount of work on detection software for the LHC actually for my undergrad thesis

X-ray spectrometer.
It was ancient and out of order so the uni let me try and fix it up.
After about a month of rewiring and about a 200$ investment for a replacement tube i got it up and running.

The most courageous iPhone yet.

Ehf satcom system on a destroyer and various other military electronics, but by "advanced" it's like 10 years old and still running on windows 95 and floppy Haha.

my dick

Gentoo

Either some titanium jet engine parts for a few models of SpaceX rockets, or the F-22 / F-35.

platformania.com

tegra 4

Nothing worth mentioning apparently.

my GF.
Still I can't figure out why she leaks blood every 28 days

Some defect measuring apparatus that a physics professor and nobel prize winner left for repair at the electronics workshop I worked at. And that's about it.

Me too user.

Design, construction and programming of a small hexapod robot.

It's a bug that happens when you forget to install the feminine penis.

in [CLASSIFIED]
absolutely nothing

Respectfully
Agent Johnson

Flight computer software for UCAVs

I used to repair fingerboxes. Pic related is inside of a irreparable one

Why the fuck did you open it you mong?

medical database setup

wrote an irc bot in python

The newer ones are pretty much made to be disposable. A good one from the 1950s may lack features and look archaic, but they pretty much last forever.

Fuckkk, can you imagine how many hours went into making that fingerbox? I once had a beautiful mahogany fingerbox that I got from my uncle when I turned 10, and some retard at school tried to shove his whole hand into it and completely fucked it up. The damage was kind of like the one in your picture. I punched him so hard he chipped one of his front teeth lol.

>your mama's ass

It says most advanced not most widely used

>fingerboxes
what is this? can someone explain. it kinda looks pretty.

Nanomachines. Literally.

a medical device that jiggles and spins breasts in specific ways to assist super precise lasers in finding breast cancer

F35 afterburners.
Every day all day
I'm a slave
Help me

Here's the only Orgy Fingerbox I've ever seen. Solid aluminum exterior, but totally walnut mechanics inside

HAHAHHAH I LOVE MEMES FUCKING SO FUNNY HAHAHAHAHHA

3 server vmware cluster. I need a new job.

LHC software.

I mean I once ran a world of warcraft private server on an old computer in my closet.
>tfw ill never get to see those wonderful fuckers in my announce chat again
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A plasma pyrolisis chamber in order to generate Syngas from Solid Waste. But just at laboratory scale. Pretty cool, chem eng reporting in

Not bad user.
Did you sell the pup?
I only know about IR spectroscopy/MRI, never had tbhe chance to play around with X-ray

A CERN particle accelerator.

probably SQUID magnetometer

you never had one ? lol you must be from some third world shit hole.

or AFM, TEM, STM, PPMS, X-ray diffractometer, PLD or SEM
physics is bertty fun desu

Muh ghetto-rigged music recording setup.

I guess my computer.

I wrote a program for the BBC micro that drew pictures (converted from .BMP files on my computer) onto the screen really slowly

What were you synthesizing?

Terrible album. How dare you post this fucking image.

Kekkington

Because she deserves to

We are SO fucked if those things ever get off the ground. Grey Goo is real.

how did you get to work for spacex/lockheed? moar details plz

My mix tape

>not recognizing the large hadron collider

More like we were a parts supplier to them.
I was a engineer at a titanium foundry, and almost all of our parts are built for jet engines or spacecraft.
Customers included Boeing, Lockheed, Rolls Royce, GE, Airbus, Bell Helicopter, SpaceX, Northrop Grumman, Raytheon, etc.
Look up Precision Castparts Corp.

To be honest every time I hear of a SpaceX failure I always wonder if it was something I designed.

Neat!

Don't trust something that bleeds for a week straight and doesn't die.

A Hello World program in Python executed through terminal.

an external style sheet

Worked as a dev and now infrastructure of a B2G system that has a couple of million externals using it now.

rip newfag

pic related is good stuff to work on

DDG 1000 Zumwalt destroyer series

lol destroyed

Operations center for possibly the most powerful network in the world.

Sup Forums.org

I worked on the iPhone 6s's hardware, as well as the AirPods. Airpods are probably the most technically advanced thing I worked on so far.

:^)

i'll tell tim cock

Tell him. Tell him how advanced the Apple patented AirPods TM are.

How many times did you take it up the ass from Tim to get your position?

kodak nexpress

...

>what is a fingerbox
oh boy, here we go

retard

CNC'd components for an artificial heart prototype
I had tolerances of .0002" on most dimensions.
As an example of how small that is, opening the door on a machine can throw off measurements by a thousandth or so.

I once built a goat tower.

I'm gonna try and see if I can get a custom order 700 series finger box. Or at least a Magnesium one. Quality doesn't mean it has to be heavy, ruins the expirience imo.

>Degeneracy
Take that thing to /lgbt/ where it belongs.

various lab equipment: flame photometer, basic diode array spectrophotometer, pcr instruments