If Apple was a democracy

If Apple was a democracy

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It would be actually usefull
>swiss army knife isn't popular bc it's multible usecases

If apple WERE a democracy*
you illiterate shite

>cd burner
>cd

>no minidisc player

It wouldn't be hard for Apple to please whatever the customer might want, if they built more than one model of their product.

I would gladly purchase a product like this if it were under $350 and didn't come preloaded with any apple hardware/software.

>Sup Forums designed smartphone

I want an integrated DSL modem, router and network switch with 8 ports.

Dont tell me it isnt perfect.

That looks pretty neat. I'd buy it.

Where is my microwave oven?

>viewmaster slot
sign me the fuck up

>Implying Sup Forums wouldn't cream their pants over a phone like that

Needs some S C A R T.

Even in memes apple still has shit design...

>handstrap
Needless additional failure points, 2/10
>fuck huge screen protector
Still does nothing to limit impacts to the display transfered through the device/frame itself.
>viewmaster
Not synergizing with the projector or optical drive, 2/10
>IOS/android switch
IOS, 0/100
>antenna
learn to fractal faggot, 0/10
>rotary controls
It's not analog... (right?)...
>radio (controls)
Just use software you faggot.
>8track player
Not synergizing with floppy drive, 3/10
Not cassette, 1/10
>kickstand
Shit design, 0/100
>punchcard reader
Just use software you faggot.
>optical drive and 8track reciever on the same face as ports
degenerate as fuck, designed by sub-humans/10
>guitar jack
Stop being an edgy faggot and just use a 3.5mm adapter, 0/10
>flip out keyboard
garbage

This could be fixed with simplification and really really creative design.
Optical drive
Magnetic drive
about 5 4 channel 3.5mm ports
hdmi ports (display port, dvi, vga, etc should never be used on a non-static device)

>display port, dvi, vga, etc should never be used on a non-static device
>display port
>d i s p l a y p o r t

Mini DP is

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wtf is a floppy drive

please be bait

>hurr durr it has to be bait if someone doesn't get it
sorry for not knowing this ep*c tech meme reference

You must first learn the google

why does this keep getting posted

checked

Fuck subjunctives in English. Counterintuitive pieces of shit that just make you harder to understand.

it's perfect

>tfw you'll never buy a phone with rotary knobs

JDIMSA

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People would never vote by 50% to include any of that pullshit on the right side, the whole cartoon is bullshit and not valid.

Its like a John Leibowitz argument/joke... yea, its kinda funny like a corny joke, you might smile a bit or understand the humor.. but its not really even valid if you look at it.

it's a joke

Mirin that guitar jack senpai

are applefags just taking the piss or do they really not see how this is a blatant cash grab, there is literally zero benefit to removing the jack apart from shilling their shit wireless headphones

youtube.com/watch?v=65_PmYipnpk

Jobs explains Apple's vision. Their goal is a wireless future, and they're taking steps toward it. It's not going to happen all at once.

>no fleshlight
>no tripod
>no laser pointer
>no 3" enhanced dual hydration ports™
Meme/10

I don't see anything wrong with this desu

id buy that for the punch card reader.

>switching to Arch from Gentoo