Thank you for electing me! Now, starting today, we're going to impose strong restrictions on civilian encryption use...

>Thank you for electing me! Now, starting today, we're going to impose strong restrictions on civilian encryption use, in order to fight terrorism and child pornography.

Wat do?

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run for president and do the same thing

Deliver my cheese pizza in an envelop.

Comply because I'm not a terrorist or pedophile.

Obviously

He won't do it because apple are nigs

also trump is a nig

Though I do like his idea to ban pornography

>banning encryption

Heed "ask someone else"
Hillary wants to make a "Manhattan project" for encryption.

I always wondered how are they going to enforce that on terrorists. The same with strict gun law in most countries, terrorists are going to get them illegally anyway.

Those files on my drive are just output from /dev/random sir. They are definitely not encrypted.

>So they can be freely deleted then? Well, there you go, all nice and clean

They are also stored on my cloud account, which I seem to have forgotten the password to.

trump is against TPP, so he's good

They won't ban encryption you dumbfucks. They'll simply turn the country into Yurop and enforce a mandatory 2 year prison sentence for not handing over your encryption keys to the authorities.

>encrypt my encrypted message
>they can't prove it's encrypted
checkmate motherfuckers

>No problem sir, we'll just contact the service provider to do it via our channels

They don't give a rat's ass about terrorists, that's just a pretense. They just wanna spy on you.

But none of my files are encrypted. They are just random sequences of bytes with no inherent meaning.

Of course I do know that. Terrorism is just a 'cover'. Worst of all, I have a couple friends who think this is indeed going to help fight terrorism

What? That's not a law in Europe.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Key_disclosure_law
>Loi no 2001-1062 du 15 novembre 2001 relative à la sécurité quotidienne, article 30 (Law #2001-1062 of 15 November 2001 on Community Safety) allows a judge or prosecutor to compel any qualified person to decrypt or surrender keys to make available any information encountered in the course of an investigation. Failure to comply incurs three years of jail time and a fine of €45,000; if the compliance would have prevented or mitigated a crime, the penalty increases to five years of jail time and €75,000.
>The proposed legislation would allow police to require an individual to disclose information, such as passwords and cryptographic keys, during searches. The proposal has been introduced to make it easier for police and prosecutors. The proposal has been criticized by The Swedish Data Protection Authority.
>Article 125k of the Wetboek van Strafvordering allows investigators with a warrant to access information carriers and networked systems. The same article allows the district attorney and similar officers of the court to order persons who know how to access those systems to share their knowledge in the investigation, including any knowledge of encryption of data on information carriers.
>The Regulation of Investigatory Powers Act 2000 (RIPA), Part III, activated by ministerial order in October 2007, requires persons to (allegedly) self-incriminate by supplying decrypted information and/or keys to government representatives without a court order. Failure to disclose carries a maximum penalty of two years in jail, or five years in the cases of child indeceny.

under rated

this is why you setup and manage your gnu/linux distro so badly it doesnt even need encryption because anyone looking at isnt going to have a clue what theyre looking at or what to do and neither is any data explorer

>france
>proposed legislation
>literally cutting off the part of the text that clarifies this does not apply to suspects
>britain
>europe

>my country not on the list
how cucked am I?

>France
>Sweden
>UK
>not Yurop
Whatever yuropoor. The only othe relevant country there is Germany and they're on the way to becoming the next UK.

Alt right is like 3 percent of the population

How to detect americans: They need to simplify “europe” to “yurop” so they can remember how to pronounce it

America is not a country dumb yuropoor.

>that projection
wow, I never even mentioned the united states

>You credit card is mine too, Mr. President.