/csg/ Chink Shit General

Typhoon edition.
Typhoon Meranti hit mainland China earlier today, expect delays.
bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-37370198
youtube.com/watch?v=0sBHywUJFzg

>IRC channel #/csg/ on rizon

>Discord channel
discord.gg/6WehyUv

>Chink Shit Randomiser
chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki:
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

News:
• user gets Qi charger, soldering kit and some EEPROMs • Anons review chink SSDs • user gets a huge chink load doesn't quite know what he'll do with it • user gets a Cree flashlight gets two batteries and a charger with it • He also got some watch tools • And a keyboard and a tablet for said keyboard • user gets two mice, a battery charger, a xiaomi powerstrip, a no-brand led strip and a backpack • user got a key-shaped knife • 32GB shark cards for 7 bucks • user got a Chinese watch • user's Rock Zircons arrived • user orders a bunch of screws • user does overview of his 59 cent MP3 player Old thread:

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frequencycheck.com/carrier-compatibility/N5ozs4w/gionee-w909-td-lte/vodafone-italy
phonearena.com/phones/compare/Xiaomi-Redmi-Note-3-Pro,Xiaomi Redmi Note 3/phones/9877,9803
gsmarena.com/xiaomi_redmi_note_3_(mediatek)-7769.php
aliexpress.com/item/Free-Shipping-Banana-Pi-SATA-cable-Banana-Pro-HDD-Cable-Banana-Pi-hard-disk-cable-Connect/32272325821.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.94.hPMhc5&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_7,searchweb201602_2_10057_10065_10056_10068_10055_10037_10067_10054_10069_301_10059_10033_10058_10032_10073_10017_10070_10060_10061_10052_10062_10053_10050_10051,searchweb201603_4&btsid=22ba83d8-3a45-4449-bdce-ad83a9cf07b1
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amazon.com/Quality-Black-Banana-Access-assemble/dp/B00SEG2I4S/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1473927887&sr=8-1&keywords=banana pi case
mi.com/en/note3/
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my.aliexpress.com/wishlist/shared.htm?groupId=3107770401
youtube.com/watch?v=dIgkV0kmdL8&feature=youtu.be&t=25m50s
aliexpress.com/item/UNO-R3-CH340G-ATmega328P-compatible-for-Arduino-UNO-R3/32523366108.html?spm=2114.01010108.3.30.MxrrJA&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_7,searchweb201602_2,searchweb201603_4&btsid=fde82bc2-fa8d-4c4f-84f9-50782d2042f8
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gearbest.com/tablet-pcs/pp_363113.html?wid=21
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

>tfw ur pic got edited into the op pic
wew

first for I hope Vicky died in the typhoon

bought a xiaomi redmi 3

what to expect?

Thanks for the pic m8
It was either that or this one from BBC
The other one worked better for the text-

QC2.0 Car Charger for $4 @ GB
Seems legit
gearbest.com/car-charger/pp_306771.html

>user gets a huge chink load

hope you got the pro 3gb/32gb version

also, where'd did you order it?

Do NOT buy chink razer heads.

Got some last week from GB since I didn't feel like overspending on Gilettes anymore, worst mistake of my life.
The shave that they give is godawful, coarse, and overall unpleasant.

Either use an electric razer or buy a shavette

Goldway from Aliexpress.
Any specific reason for getting the pro version instead? I have the normie-version, since I wasn't planning on gaming with it or nothing, just communication and music, maybe a little web browsing when neccessary.
Probably still going to be an upgrade from my iPhone 4.

My Banana Pi (first model) arrived earlier today, along with a case and a sata cable.

The packaging was, as is pretty much standard for chink shit, incredibly basic, but at least they had the courtesy to use antistatic bags.

The cable (from Gikfun iirc) works so far, but I'm a bit wary of the durabilty, plus it's a bit hard to plug into your drive.

The case is rather nice, it's just black with rounded edges. It's got openings for all the appropriate ports, including some on the top for the GPIO, serial console, camera ribbon, and LVDS ribbon. The buttons work fine, and everything fits in the case right. It's even got the PCB elevated with vents and mounting holes on the bottom. My only complaint with it is when you put in the PCB, you have to push pretty hard to get the latches to snap it in, and the opening for the microUSB port makes it so some cables can't quite fit. Overall a great product, was p cheap too.

The board itself: My first impression is that it's gonna break if I handle it wrong. The thing is seriously thin and has an uncomfortable amount of give. While putting it into the case, I didn't have any problems, however it's still a bit concerning. Another issue I had is that the yellow RCA video out doesn't work for me. It may very well be a problem with my software setup (U-boot + NetBSD), but I wouldn't be surprised if the jack's just screwed. Aside from those things, it's a pretty nice little board for ~$30. It's got the same stuff as a base model RPi, but also an IR receiver, SATA port, a separate USB OTG port, and a serial TTL console interface. There's full specs on the website. Software wise, it's about on par with the RPi. There's a bunch of specialized ported GNU/Linux distros, and (seemingly) full support for NetBSD, and WIP support for FreeBSD. Overall it's a great budget SBC, it's been pretty painless to set up so far. I'm going to use it as a seedbox with occasional ftp and http stuff so we'll see how that goes. Pics and links coming soon.

I bought a safety razor for like 1 buck that was really okay.

I was having this conversation on the smartphone thread but it died and I can't find the new one.

I did the frequency checks and I got frequencycheck.com/carrier-compatibility/N5ozs4w/gionee-w909-td-lte/vodafone-italy and pic related for willmyphonework.

Basically the conclusion is that I should avoid buying this phone because it might/will not work with my carrier, correct?

enjoy no custom roms and shit battery life

It'll be fine. My Nexus 5 is missing band 1 from optus, so was my redmi 3. Both got 4g perfectly fine. Nexus even has 4g now

What does missing bands means for me as user?

The non-pro model has the same battery capacity, same chipset, same screen and is only missing a couple features, what gives then?

Depends on whether you got the MTK or the Snapdragon normal version

if you got the SD one, you did good, if not, ya goofed

i telefoni cinesi funzionano perfettamente con vodafone e tim
>qsq wind

if you bought the snapdragon version it's the pro version

phonearena.com/phones/compare/Xiaomi-Redmi-Note-3-Pro,Xiaomi Redmi Note 3/phones/9877,9803

You'll get weaker reception in some areas iirc, but it's really insignificant. As long as your device supports one band it'll connect just fine. My Nexus has no issues on 4g in the 3 years I've owned it

Can I tell the difference somehow before I get my hands on the phone?
Vendor, price, anything?

yeah

send us the link

go to your transaction screen shot on aliex

if you got the mediatek version, then you unfortunately got cucked

that gsmarena link is misleading.
this is the non-pro version gsmarena.com/xiaomi_redmi_note_3_(mediatek)-7769.php

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amazon.com/Quality-Black-Banana-Access-assemble/dp/B00SEG2I4S/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1473927887&sr=8-1&keywords=banana pi case

Pics here:
imgur.com/a/4D7IS
$50 well spent imo

I'm not talking about the note-versions, but the normal 5" screened ones. I can't find any notes on there being a Mediatek-chipset in the Redmi 3, only Snapdragon 616 it seems. (Note 3 Pro has Snapdragon 650)

Meant to reply to , sorry

no really, the Pro moniker isn't even used my Xiaomi themselves

See:
mi.com/en/note3/

It's just called the Note 3, but it has the SD650

also see

aliexpress.com/item/Original-Xiaomi-Redmi-3-Metal-Body-Mobile-Phone-16GB-ROM-Snapdragon-616-Octa-Core-5-0/32593665671.html

this is what I bought, says Snapdragon right there.

Thanks

Grazie.

>720p

kek

are chink electric shavers any good?

>Snapdragon 616
you should be good, assuming the listing is legit
>$110

Why would I need a bigger resolution on a 5" screen? As stated, it's for communication, interwebs and music.

Right now I have an iPhone 4, so I doubt it'll be a downgrade in any possible way.

>being poor

where do you think you are

are you lost?

You know this is /csg/ right?

sorry you cant afford nice things

did you really just come into the capital of the poor on Sup Forums and ask someone if they're poor

>not paying $45 for shipping like i did and getting in 13 days

What shipping did you get and what country are you from?

I paid $15 for DHL and I'm from amerifat

>expedited shipping
>$45
>2 weeks

>paying almost half the price of the phone for shipping
nigguh

All hail the king of cheap chink shit and wasting money.

It's why we're in this thread bucko

>2 Weeks

Are there any exciting new meme sex toys? I ordered this one myself, I'll be interested to see how it turns out:
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...

>paying for chink shit shippig
>13 days

you get 12-20 days with ePacket for free or for 2-5 dollars

>$45 shipping
>2 weeks

oyyy veeeeyyyyyyyy

>be mainland poorupe
>get free shipping to my doorstep in 10-12 days everytime without fail
>this fucking guy
>pays $45 and gets slower speed shipping

That's how the prices are in Romania.

It's probably because fucking horse mounted gipsies attack DHL trucks to steal shit

>romanian gypsy
>complaining about theft

DHL should get armored trucks in Romania

0/10

>all americans are fat
>all romanians are gipsies

What is a good store on Ali to get a xiaomeme meme pad 2 from?

>horse mounted gipsies

I'm crying

where do you think you are?

Please reccomend the defacto chink tablet. Must be windows 10.

Regards

>horse mounted gipsies attack DHL trucks

Did anyone in the UK watch Fake Britain the other day? They were focusing on a few things and one was fake Chink memory cards. This thread was the first thing I thought of when I watched it.

Now to my question, anyone gotten themselves an Inctel/Mikrotik/Unbranded firewall from Aliexpress? Been looking for a pfSense box and there's 4 and 6 NIC boxes for less than £200 available. The other option is I build something myself, but when you try and source a board with a low power chip that supports AES AND has a full bandwidth x4 PCIe slot for a used Intel NIC from eBay, you're talking stupid money.

Xiaomeme MiPad 2

has both Android and Windows

TOP FUCKING KEK

>fake Chink memory card
what does this even mean
do retarded britbongs not realize that 90% of all memory cards are made in the same types of factories

Or get a decent safety razor. Bought 200 derby(turkish) razor blades for ~6€, they last long, shave really well, no irritations. Worked for me, maybe it'd work for you too.

my.aliexpress.com/wishlist/shared.htm?groupId=3107770401

Some nice deals on bulk electronic components

Three get mentioned often. Teclast X98 variants (the Plus II right now, perhaps), Chuwi Hi10, and the Mi Pad 2.

has either windows or android

fake as in the real capacity is far less than that advertised

yeah, that

check Techtablets' review

>what does this even mean
>do retarded britbongs not realize that 90% of all memory cards are made in the same types of factories

Watch the program. And if you think memory cards can't be faked, you're the retarded one.

youtube.com/watch?v=dIgkV0kmdL8&feature=youtu.be&t=25m50s

who even cares
overprivileged baby boomer brits?
fuck those cunts

If you value your data you would care.

>boohoo granny lost her grandson's baby pictures because she cheaped out
retards have only themselves to blame

>implying basement dwelling loners on Sup Forums buying cheap chink shit have cherished memories and photographs stored on memory cards

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$3USD Arduino Uno R3 clone

all those waifu pics are important

Ordered a wrist rest for my tkl. They can't possibly fuck up a wooden block, right?

>They can't possibly fuck up a wooden block, right?
You'd be surprised.

priorities

That does look fucked up as-is.

>They can't possibly fuck up a wooden block, right

Who cares what some british plebs are scared of?

We test the damn memory cards and SSD. And we mostly just buy memesharks. Simple as fuck.

aliexpress.com/store/1555251?spm=2114.10010108.100005.4.gzwdaY

This store sells a lot of neat retro game stuff, like repro consoles, handheld versions of old consoles, and "6 Gorillion in One" cartridges, all for pretty good prices.

>We test the damn memory cards and SSD
No you don't. You rely on faith that it isn't fake with your limited high school age understanding on electrical engineering.

found the british pleb
don't like chink shit?
then FUCK OFF

Keep on keeping on kid.

can't wait until you british fucks finally fuck off from the EU so we can get shit done

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Get yourself a trendy pillow helmet for just $12USD!

nobody wants you ignorant plebs in here complaining that some chinese stuff is fake shit

this one seems like the best bang for buck:
gearbest.com/tablet-pcs/pp_363113.html?wid=21

Watcha thunk?

>nobody wants you ignorant plebs in here complaining that some chinese stuff is fake shit
Better to remain in ignorance.

No, you don't need a computer engineering degree, you blistering retard.

Test with f3 or something on your Gentoo Linux. Or manually create a file with the right size with dd from urandom, run a sha-256 or md5 sum, copy it on and off, create sum again, compare.

H2testw is commonly used on Windows.

Apart from that, we have dozens of people who tested their damn shark - they're not fake and only very rarely damaged.

KEK

Does the Xiaomeme Redmeme Note 3 accept 64gb Sandisk SDXC micro sd?

I don't really know where it is cheapest right now. But it looks okay enough, I guess?

You should probably also have a look at .