Why does Sup Forums have Java?

Why does Sup Forums have Java?

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To keep me wake at night.

Because null is cancer.

Because "Modern Java 8" should have come out in 2006.

Because fucking Oracle.

my computer wouldnt work without it

filebot doesnt work without it

>null is cancer

Wat

For school. The first thing I'll do after my last day is to uninstall that crap.

Same

Receita Federal needs it in my country.

To play oldschool RuneScape.

>Because fucking Oracle.
desu this is my only issue with java.

overall i quite like the language, the jvm, javafx, etc. it all works very well.

however i fucking hate oracle and it makes me not want to use java which is a real shame :(

> Java
> 2016
being this retarded

>null is cancer
What did he mean by this?

infoq.com/presentations/Null-References-The-Billion-Dollar-Mistake-Tony-Hoare

>tfw my country uses JApplets for banking and other government related sites.
I remember some time ago when Jave got a unsecure update and all news channels went abeshit about it

Pajeet.PooIn(Loo);

Huehue detected

>null is cancer
>its okay when c++ does it

i fucking hate java every time there is an update I must must manually fix path variable on my windows machine

>Sup Forums hating on Java and JavaScript

it's like you people want to remain unemployed.

>Because fucking Oracle.
are the reason Java is actually somewhat tolerable nowadays

Java 7 and 8 were a huge improvement in every department

because its the top language atm ?

Its not as bad as people say it is.

>he doesn't have a 120k/y C embedded development job
lmao @ ur life

Java 8 Optional is 100 times better implementation for "might not exist" variables.

Actually prefer the earlier versions of Java. Annotations may make it more powerful, but also can make the code a lot more wtf.

Anyway, Runtime typesafe OO languages with garbage collection seem like the advisable option for corporate programming.

I am learning java right now.

Fuck you Sup Forums, you memed me into oblivion, on uni I was wasting my time learning dumb shit like c and asm.

I was wasting my time to do fucking steganography assigment in C with working on raw bits while I could just write it in 1h with C#.

Now pajeets have job and I am on Sup Forums.

>Annotations
I always liked how if you used @SupressWarnings("unused") and you didn't have any unused variables, it would give a warning saying the SupressWarnings line was unused.

Should I disable Java in Chrome? It's a fucking security risk.

Yes. Browser has been dead for a decade now.

there are better alternatives like C#.

Isn't JavaScript still used a lot in a bunch of sites?

Am I being baited? Java and javascript are seperate languages.

Well can you have Java in Chrome? Of course I was speaking about Java Script.

You used to be able to have java in browsers.

Not anymore.

Null is not a java thing. It's an everything thing.

Sup Forums doesn't. Sup Forums does.

annotations are not variables so you're either retarded or used an absolute horseshit IDE

Is there a way to compile java to run without the JVM?

Try GCJ?

upcoming feature
openjdk.java.net/jeps/295

i used to have it for minecwaft
DEDOTATED

Deprecated

>proprietary Java that only that only works well on winblows

Still works ok for a lot of stuff, though.

Honestly, it wasn't that good. People tend to think that java's slow because it runs in a VM, when it's really mostly because of the language's structure. GCJ wasn't as fast as the sun/oracle vm.

hate*
Because shoo shoo poo

> It's an everything thing.

No it's not. Plenty of better languages have non-nullable types.

>le funny Sup Forums indian meme xDxDxD
not an argument

idk..........................................................

it's not a meme
the amount of designated java pooers is so high that this language literally became shit
No serious product is based on this shit

because java and apk decompilers require it

>No serious product is based on this shit
[Citation needed]

>Most in-demand language in the last few years
>No serious product is based on this shit

Go to your designated shitting street and try to find a single serious product made in java
oh wait

The majority of the world's programmers aren't working on products. They're working on company's internal systems. And that's where java has a lot of traction.

That said, minecraft's the only thing I've ever actually *bought* that's based on java.

Because it's popular.
Every popular language is pajeet tier on Sup Forums.

*jdk
ftfy

>gaymur "PrOOduct" for 14 year olds
>serious
kek

because it was taught to me incredibly poorly (fucking bluej) and c++ is better for jobs in the fields i wanted to work

LibreOffice, Matlab, Eclipse, Vuze, nearly all android apps, Google/Amazon/Facebook/eBay ect ect...

>libreoffice
>serious
God damnit, this is some edgy shit.
You better stop or else

>one of Java's main advantages is that it is cross-platform
>hey guys this language that only runs on Windows is just as good

I like Java. Sup Forums is just hipster.

libreoffice is made in java? no wonder it's so garbage.

Can anyone recommend a word processor that isn't shit? All it needs is export to pdf functionality.

Java. The preferred language of choice.

>Sup Forumsentoomans hate Windows
>Sup Forumsentoomans praise C#
>C# only runs properly on Windows

Because it's the main language for doing boring things and it's well organized with a great amount of libraries. Of course most of the neet aspies in this shithole are going to hate it.

it's c++ for people who can't cope with pointers

it's just anal enough for you to have to worry about types but you don't get the control over memory that C++ gives you

I'm sorry to hear that user. I'm really glad I didn't find Sup Forums until after I had a job, because it probably would have completely screwed up any chance at getting a job. The workforce doesn't want NEETs.

not defending C# but,
>what is mono