Ukrainian man renames himself iPhone 7 to win the phone
> KIEV, Ukraine — A Ukrainian man has officially changed his name to iPhone 7 after an electronics store offered the latest Apple product to the first five people who do that.
WTF Ukraine?!
Luke Campbell
Carter Roberts
Gavin Cox
Ayano a shit
Blake Walker
Real cool OP! Thanks for the share!
Samuel Reyes
no surprise, Ukraine is Africa tier poor
Logan Jones
This sadly. Ukraine has been poor as shit ever since Russia tore its asshole apart in the recent conflicts.
James Young
Don't ever post again you faggot bitch. I bet you like sakurako the most.
Andrew Bennett
Ukraine has always been shit.
Why do you think they produce so much child porn?
Henry Anderson
Ukraine is master race
Ukraine is best
Ukraine is pretty!
James Ramirez
>spotted the macfag
Grayson Hernandez
Is this like a map of average salary or what?
Jayden Ross
this. Ukrainians are the worst kind of "people"
Nicholas Bennett
He can change it back lol, free shit.
Daniel Perry
>recent conflicts
It's started with Stalin.
Blake Robinson
pedophile detected
Thomas Wood
Hello lebbit
Jeremiah Ortiz
The Nazi's and Stalin had every reason to wipe the trash that is Ukraine people off the face of the earth.
Matthew Fisher
Back to your van, bastard.
Jeremiah Murphy
Is she white?
Thomas Lee
The nazis handed out honorary aryan status to all their allies, so I'm sure Ukraine would have been fine under them.
Logan Baker
Back to lebbit fag
Yes she is my little princess
Owen Rivera
>slavs
>white
don't compare me to cumskin trash
David Bailey
t. anglo
Jason Bailey
t. argentina
Cooper Watson
Checked
Jordan Ramirez
Back to Sup Forums, cunnyposter.
Liam Brown
Nice integer
William Powell
>tfw 1/8th Ukrainian
I literally a fucking nigger
Evan Smith
It's not the same as that
Sebastian Hughes
>ukraine
>slavs
mongols and turks ain't slavs, boi
Bentley Martinez
Slavics are a language group baka.
Wyatt Williams
Yep, some of us mexicans are white too
Oliver Thompson
Slavs are a people, fool. Russians and Ukrainians may speak Slavic languages but they are mostly Turks and Mongols.
Jordan Ortiz
Most Mexicans that aren't 50% Native Americans are white.
Negros don't even like countries they can't ruin, like Mexico.
Jose Foster
>us mexicans
Don't you have a head to decapitate, Pedro?
Xavier Bell
>he doensn't know that only happens around the border
Kevin Johnson
no hablo espanol
Landon Jackson
>lithuania not worst
meme map desu
t. lithuanian
Nathaniel Peterson
Nice falseflagging
Jacob Walker
do you even know what that means
Henry Walker
>who was Mazepa
Levi Allen
It was poor as shit even before that. They had almost no GDP growth since the 90s.
Here's a 2013 map (it's in $ so the numbers are higher)
Jackson Allen
This is how you justify the unacceptable?
Average Iceland-man will have 2 surface whatever monthly to enrich their creativity. Actually they have ipads in the school already, but 2in1 tools are better.
Ethan Ortiz
>Average Iceland-man will have 2 surface whatever monthly
wat
Julian Adams
>This is how you justify the unacceptable?
What are you even asking?
Jayden Robinson
>Germany one of the poorest countries
Noah King
JUSTIFY THE UNJUSTIFIABLE
ACCEPT THE UNACCEPTABLE
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER
David Butler
?
Tyler Richardson
>Ukraine
>Ukrainians
Aiden Hernandez
are you sure you're not confusing germany with poland or something? because 2k+ euro is certainly not poor
Julian Hill
Have a 3 upper middle whatever yearly to entrench your legibility my Zimbabwe-dude
Henry King
...
Jonathan Barnes
nice bait
Benjamin Collins
Uh, no, specially not when it comes to slavs.
In fact, the germans had the whole ukrainian nationalist movement leadership in their pockets, but when they decided to go and declare an independent state aligned with Germany Hitler didn't like it and ordered their arrest, completely BTFOing the ukrainians.
Ian Hill
Germany is one of the most powerful countries in the world, it sure shouldn't earn european average wage, look at the scandinavian countries, but the jews won
Hunter Cooper
Chinatsu a shit
Benjamin Barnes
Our taxes are insane(if you get 2k you would actually get 3k but your employer pays ~30% of what you would earn straight into taxes and it isnt even accounted as salary) and the only reason our companies are even relevant is because they cheap out on workers.
As german you dont even have to fear pajeets because your own people are already willing to be engineers and such for just 40k per year.
Gavin Cox
Country "power" isn't really connected to personal income. USSR was a superpower but its citizens were generally poor as shit; Liechtenstein matters fuck all in world politics but has one of the highest mean wages.
Camden Collins
>change name for $2
>get free phone
>sell it
>change name back
???
i'd do it, why the fuck not
Samuel Rodriguez
James Ferraro as fuck
Brandon Taylor
...
Logan Russell
Sakurako is best though
Matthew James
She's ok. Overrated as fuck though.
Hudson Davis
iKiev
Eli Scott
Glory to Ukraine
Lucas Reed
can i change my name to akarin
Parker Gonzalez
Thank you for correcting the record, shill
Christopher Wright
Ayano a best.
You're a shit.
Jackson Scott
>being this much of an iCuck
lel
Ian Gomez
Slavic niggers being dumb, who knew?
Hope Russia invades and conquer that shit land.
Caleb Garcia
>His sister, Tetyana Panina, said “it was difficult to accept that and hard to believe it’s true.” She added: “Each person in this world is looking for a way to express himself. Why not to do that in this way?”
Selling your soul to get an electronic device for free is an art now. Ok.