Is there a program which sets an alarm off if the internet connection is lost? Some assholes are messing with the switch outside and I want to get them in the act but they are usually doing it when Im sleeping in the early hours.
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Is there a program which sets an alarm off if the internet connection is lost...
Connor Ward
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Zachary Walker
Easiest way is probably using automateitapp.com
Ian Myers
Write a script that tries pining google.com or something every minute. Log it.
Colton Rivera
I dont have a phone with android.
how do i make an alarm set off when google does't respond also I dont know how to write scripts
Chase Fisher
What third world shithole do you live in that allows people to fuck with your internet outside?
Caleb Diaz
bulgaria
David Collins
Dumb ass, slav ass, negra motherfakka, put the switch in a box with a lock!
Zachary Watson
#!/bin/bash
while true; do
ping -c1 google.com
if [ ! $? == 0 ]; then
ffplay alarm.wav
sleep 10
fi
sleep 5
done
Ian Jenkins
is this in python?
Camden Allen
Do I write this in the linux karnel ?
Kevin Nelson
Look at the first line. Duh.
Elijah Parker
This code on a Netbook or other small laptop hooked up to a pair of speakers will do the trick.
That is, if you know how to run a script...
David Reyes
It's Shell / Bash (Linux)
Henry Adams
It's Bash. Bash is like Powershell where it's a scripting language too.
Isaiah Jones
>on a Netbook or other small laptop
even just an rpi nano is more than enough
Ryan Murphy
yes, inside the endosperm.
Elijah Parker
>(Linux)
GNU, actually. bash is a GNU program
linux typically ships with bash, but it's not linux-specific, even macos ships with bash as well (last i checked)
Christian Adams
>linux typically ships with bash
linux distros* i should say
linux alone doesn't ship with bash
Jackson Watson
...I wonder how they managed to sterilize that substrate...
Alexander Foster
kek, AMD makes it easy.
Tyler Lee
Assange pls
Leo Walker
Move the switch indoors nigga.
Luke Moore
Camp outside with a shotgun full of either rock salt, rubber bullets or glass. Your choice, it won't kill them and teach them the lesson of pain.
Hunter Long
set up a bomb that links up to your cable,
once it loses power/signal it blows up
ezpz
Jeremiah Green
Is that lisp?
Jace Reed
How the FUCK did that happen?