ITT: Terms that trigger Sup Forums

ITT: Terms that trigger Sup Forums
pic related, its my wifi cable.

Calling notifications messages
>I just got a message from my phone saying my battery's low

My computer has 500 gigs of memory

It's my CD Box

dongle
pendrive
usb stick

Zip diskquette

I called my flash drives "pocket SSDs" until I actually got a portable SSD. Now I just call them "flash drives"

Do you have an Android charger?

But user that's a Samsung charger

Now this is what I call a trigger

app

Pic related, my PC

C

Well a dongle is a real thing, but when used in place of USB mass storage device, it's definitely wrong.

This shit triggers me beyond belief.

>talking with my brother
>"What's the resolution of that picture?"
>"I think it's 480p..."
AGH!

>Can you put a graphics card in this laptop so I can play games?

I lost count of how many times I've been asked that.

When talking about recently increased internet speeds, he also said "maybe they switched it to an HD internet connection". Also, this captcha's a joke.

wait, what's wrong with the term pendrive?

What do you guys think about my CPU?

Pretty innovative.

It annoys me that a lot of people refer to their internet as "wifi" these days

"my wifi is down" is an annoying as SHIT sentence because this means I now have to enquire whether they mean their wifi is fucking up or their actual internet is down

user that IS a pc

We Las Vegas now

>Enquire

Triggered

>"it's not a tablet, it's an ipad"

Leaving aside the name, why did these flimsy pieces of crap have to become standard

I do think people calling an entire tower a CPU is pretty annoying but like on the same note whatever dude.

Never had one break on me. Have you tried not being retarded?

Maybe I am a bit careless but it never happened to me with any of the old chargers.

>shit no one says

Confusing megabits with megabytes when referring to internet connection speeds

Mini-A/B is just considered too big now, that's why they all use micro.

All of these people you faggots complain about is your job security.

"android vs iphone" ITS IOS FFS

I've gone through about 5 of them over the past two years. I leave it plugged in and never move it, shit still breaks.

>Linux

I'd like to interject for a moment

who said i was complaining?

Yes, that is a Personal Computer.

How is that not a PC ?

Cringing at the fact this shit is pretty normal is the same as complaining. You're still projecting discontent.

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There's literally nothing wrong with saying that. They need to charge their phone and it's going to be an iPhone or Android (nobody uses Windows). Does asking for an iPhone charger trigger you because they didn't refer to it as Lightning cable?

>app

>no-one refers to storage as memory
Have you ever talked to someone before?

you thought you were soooo clever huh

>tfw I've begun calling flash drives 'USB'

>not using legacy captcha

>"rig"
You instantly know it's a video game playing manchild.

>paying to post
ohh hahahaha wow!

this

No exception to this

REEE
I was recently forced to take a project management course at uni. The lecturer (a womyn, of course) asked if anyone had done any "app programming" in the past. Is surprised when the two Android devs raise their hands and everyone else keeps quiet until someone finally asks whether she meant programming in general. And this came from an M.D.-turned-computer scientist.

>what do you think of my internet box?

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This. I am forced to talk like this occasionally so that people know what exactly I'm on about. Same reason I pronounce WiFi as "whiff-ee"

Here are some things that annoyed me the past 2 months

Give me the samsung charger user

Let me boost my phone user
It makes your battery last longer

>want to uninstall app
>drags it to the top and doesn't end up uninstalling it

>calls every tablet an ipad

Android vs Apple or Android vs iPhone

FREE DOWNLOAD NO TORRENT NO VIRUS NO SURVEY

I gave labtop support during university.
>what OS are you running?
Microsoft?
>is this a 32 or 64 bit system?
What?
>your login data was incorrect
No it wasn't!
>i am sorry but apple doesn't support this product anymore
Make it just work?!?
>open terminal in mac
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?
>uhm i am sorry but thus is just a live version of Ubuntu
No i installed!!!

The best customers were actually people doing social studies or some other useless shit who admitted to have no idea and wrote down their pw for me at let me work.
Worst were economics students who wanted to level with me by trash talking windows, but had to come to me, because "the blue internet broke". The blue internet usually collapsed after the 20st search bar.

no

b8

I just draw dicks in it whenever I get that captcha.

You mean I can only use 1GB data every month? But the sales say it's 4G LTE!

Underrated post

>apps
This is the shit that pisses me off the most.

>app
Why does this trigger so many of you? It's more of an annoyance than anything else.

>be me
>ask user to log off to do some remote work
>user shuts computer off
FUCKING USELESS PIECE OF SHIT

IoT
Coding
Phablet

This is my TV.

Except some of those video gaming man children on YouTube make more money than you and can support a family on it.

Because It's not even anything like a pen, how does that even make sense?

You don't even understand how triggered I am right now because I encounter this every other day.
Why do we even have names for things if people are just gonna ignore them?

To be fair, that can be used in place of a TV pretty easily

Whores, drug dealers and sewage divers also make a lot of money.
The difference to professional gamers is that they provide useful services.

Called flash drives "USBs" for years and still have to catch myself every now and then.

You would be amazed how much Sup Forums trash say "muh wifi cable" and use wifi instead of internet for everything.

>he doesn't show off his rig

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Have you ever left your basement? People say this shit on a daily basis.

android is not a phone, pajeet

Almost all Android phones use micro USB. Why would you ask for a LG charger or Motorola charger? People will think you need a specialty plug. If you ask for a plug that charges Android phones (aka phones that run Android you autist) people will be able to provide.

I had a literal pen drive in high school. Was a nice-looking blue pen that unscrewed in the middle to reveal a 256MB flash drive. Shit was cash.

Can't find a pic of the one I had, it was 11 years ago.

> Web application
It's actually a terribly inefficient javascript gui with a ruby backend or other retarded meme language

You should ask for a micro USB charger, Pajeet.

We're not talking about competitive players, we're talking YouTubers, user. And as someone who doesn't need to buy sex or drugs, I enjoy watching a lot of them. You should get that autism looked at.

>The internet isn't working

Like I said before, that's equivalent to asking for a Lightning cable instead of an iPhone charger. Completely unnecessary.

Who wrote anything about competitive players?

ITT pedantry

To be honest, I find the term "Wi-Fi" itself pretty retarded. Like, what the fuck is it even supposed to mean? "Wireless fucking internet"?

He did, you fucking autist,

>I enjoy watching a lot of them
Great who cares? They're still manchildren.

Like my new VCR?

I have a pen, I have a drive, pendrive

That's the saddest hobby I've ever heard of. What are you doing on Sup Forums?

Hey, I don't know if this is the right place, but this is my high end gaming rig
>It's got a new 1080 graphics
Water cooling
>144 fps 4000 hurts 1440 k gamer monitor
>Turtle beach headset with high fidelity power
>Razer keyboard with modular LED diodes and custom buttons
>Triple fan case

Look up the meaning of the word "professional".

thinner socket?

You did. YouTubers, by default, are not "professional gamers," user. They are paid for people watching, not for gaming specifically (that's why there are a ton of vlogs, reviews, etc).

My point was that they still offer something more respectable than hookers or drug dealers in the economy.

What? I don't watch them, I have a YouTube channel, user.

You don't understand the word, user.

Even better is someone confusing the rated speed of their network adapter as their actual Internet speed. "but user! It says right here 1000 Mb/s,"

>not using ethernet cable as an antenna
what year is this?

>is this a 32 or 64 bit system?
>right click on My Computer and choose Properties

It's so fucking hard to tell them. Nice tech suppport, retard.

I had the same one in your picture but grey and lost it in middle school.