Implying any of your used, disgusting, bulky...

>implying any of your used, disgusting, bulky, cum-stained chinkpads with ganoo/leenucks gen2 would ever make a girl as happy as a MacBook Pro

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Wow, women are materialists. Who'da thunk?

>women are retarded

More news at 11

That moment when your gf chooses an android device over an iphone all by herself because she sees what a shit company apple has become, feels good man

would you say this to a female college professor?

why does it matter?
it maked ME happy
why should i care some random american girl on youtube thinks

The last time I had a female college professor she gave the flaming homosexual Mexican an 86 on his presentation on Penises and anal sex.

I'm not joking

you know there are female professors who aren't in the arts right? like, chemistry, physics, maths etc.

I-I like my ThinkPad ;_;

It was a business communications course

>2014
>Buys a standard MacBook Pro non Retina.


WHY

>videos contains a knife but no throat slit

>paying that much more to browse instagram and facebook

does she not have a phone or something?

>women
>happy
That's a good one, OP.

Most homosexuals use Macbooks though.

I would NOT be surprised to find traces of semen on used macbooks, OP.

Nice armpits.

I had that dream too user

That's not a very Breezy thing to say.

Women want money to live an easy luxurious life. If they can't find a big enough dick, they will cheat on you with chad while milking your credit cards.

It is their inherent nature as our ancestors would hunt and gather, women would stock the food and valuables to ensure survival of their offspring. So you can't blame them for bending towards their primal instincts.

These devices are just appetizers for them.

youtube.com/watch?v=rJTWNOhYVRk
>Videos once every two weeks (possibly once every week) on Sunday is my goal from now on.

Already failed.

actually got my chick a chinkpad 2 years ago
>wow thanks dear bf, glad you didnt get me a macbook like my sisters got. Those things are fucking garbage just like their phones, i couldnt even drag&drop music or listen on bluetooth regularly

Is almost literally what she said

you've been hanging out with the wrong girls then

>people on Sup Forums
>having girlfriends

well memed lad

reminds me of when I used to watch dodger

Marriage material right there

>>> girl

>Be Female
>Be using a yoga 300 I got for scraps
>Go to work.
>Fat neckbeard in IT "LAWL A LENOVO IS NO WHERE NEAR AS A GOOD AS A MAC BOOOK"
>Ignore the faggot and get on with life
>Skinny wanna be hacker comments "LAWL ITS NOT EVER A THINKPAD T SERIES"
>Dont give a shit because a fucking current celeron is faster per watt than his 5 year old "T Series"
>Use shity netbook on way to work at lunch and way home playing Project Brutality, no need to plug into power
>Neckbeard and Skinny wanna be hacker hovering over power sockets in kitchen at lunch becuase "MUH BATTERY"

dont be such fucking faggots, who give a shit what people use, the dumb bitch wants a macbook because its a fashion accessory,
The neck beard wanted one cus he thought it would get him pussy
Hacker nerd wants to fit in with hacker nerds so buys 5 year old thinkpads.
I wanted a light laptop that runs off almost no power.

Oddly we all have different reasons for what we buy faggots

> >Dont give a shit because a fucking current celeron is faster per watt than his 5 year old "T Series"
How does it feel like being retarded?

Also, TITS OR GTFO

This is a nice girl

8Watt TDP, passive cooling, runs at a nominal 2.4Ghz,

Yeah, no, it dose much much better than the 8 year old POS.

>devoting your life to making girls happy

good boy

>Be female

how was that even remotely relevant to your story

Because it upsets you fags thats its even brought up

>say something stupid
>"hey that was kind of dumb man"
>jokes on u i wanted u to call me dumb hehe

yeah, guess you got me good there bud'

>3DPD
No thanks.

Really good, then, I take it.

It wasn't.

Typical sign of a person afflicted with GOTIS.

Good job, you broke rule 3.

THIS

Are you retarded?
The thread is literally about females only liking macbooks. Being a female and using something other than a macbook is counter evidence to this.

Just gifted T430, like, a week ago. She was super happy because she's not a spoiled bitch and values her friends' support.

My girl hates apple. It's not even the operating systems or hardware, she hates the "apple people". I love her so much, anons.

yeah?

and i bet they are all fucking diversity hire and sex havers you fucking white knight

>her
>friend

get cucked

>cum-stained

nothing wrong with that

She's married, user, and they're both my friends.

so cuck him?

I dont need macbook to make girl happy :^)

> gifting tech to married girls
Not at all weird

>MaCock
:^)

>not gifting a dozen iphone SEs to create your own monitored juggalo circle

that's possible right?

Apple is just tailor fit for girls, even a pitch black iphone looks gay asf, gaudy gold... No excuse

OP has a point, unless the thinkpad has a wad of cash inside for shopping, as the saying goes girls just want to have fun and they want a roller coaster ride, never get bored... It's a blatant obvious generalization but you're comparing emotions to rationality which is irrational

You don't cuck friend, that's betrayal.
She plays games with us, so we wanted to upgrade her tech.

>girlfriend asks me opinions on laptops
>she's a travelling business woman
>"should i buy a macbook just for the good image or should i buy a thinkpad for the professionality of it"
>recommend her an elitebook if she wants the middleground
>she got one

Nothing is sexier than looking at her half-naked figure lying on the sofa with her laptop on

roleplay usually goes on user

...

Lmao this

I like how she covers up her crotch with her shirt after noticing it
At least some girls have dignity

> pro
> ops pic related is clearly their target audience

And my niece wants one. I will probably but her one but there is no way this last line of fagbooks are anything near "pro"

>caring about the happiness of females
this is literally the number one problem plaguing civilization right now, and i fucking hate chinkpad faggots.

LIFE - IS - SO - SHORT ! ITS TOO SHORT TO PLAY(...) GO OUT ! DO STUFF ! LAUGH INCONTROLABLY !

LAUGH !
INCONTROLABLY !
LAUGH !
INCONTROLABLY !
LAUGH !
INCONTROLABLY !
LAUGH !
INCONTROLABLY !
LAUGH !
INCONTROLABLY !
LAUGH !
INCONTROLABLY !

and stop being afraid.

that chick is hot

anything that costs more than a grand would make that dumb spoiled bitch happy. You and everyone like that bitch needs to fucking die.

Your penis can't make her happy so a shitty overheating laptop has to do?
My condolences OP.

>Implying women do anything more than browse BuzzFeed and play Facebook games on a computer.

so your saying that macs are a chicks computer...gotcha.

She's more equipped than 99% than Sup Forums

...

nice LARPing faggot

>200,000 people watched a video on how to not spend money

>hp
>good image

only about 1/50 people at my uni don't have a macbook for some reason. it's not even a retard uni. it's in the top 50 in the world.

>You weren't born a qt loli into an affluent upper class family
Why even live?

>that insecurity
Offtopic: but jeez, why do people have so much insecurity of where they go/went to school.

>it's not even a retard uni. it's in the top 50 in the world.
yeah probably filled with rich materialistic kids

If someone bought me a mac I'd sell it instantly

>top 50 university

wow it's literally nothing

Well was there a reason why the presentation wasn't worth 86? Did you analyze it in detail? Could you please recap.

My gf runs Linux. She was very excited when I bought an upgraded X220 for her.


Maybe you shouldn't base your views on vapid whores?

literally a teenage chick
also that mbp is pretty good

>linux
>not dating a gamer girl

??

nothing wrong with this

she'll just use it for facebook and itunes anyways, it's not like these teenage girls are doing anything productive

She dual boots :^)

what does she do on linux that she can't on windows??

>males are not allowed to have lady friends

The weird things Sup Forums believes.

Fuck do I know

i would say if its in the top 100 and it would definitely be a non shit uni. 100-200 is still pretty good even. over 500 and it ain't great.

My gf is a well adjusted individual who doesn't give a fuck about technology.

I don't give her laptops because she can afford her own. She does however listen to my advice when purchasing.

Cuck.

Your allowed to but why in the hell would you want to?

Having conversations with women is like talking to a small child that doesn't understand anything and is always trying to steal your wallet.