/csg/ - Get Hyped Edition

6 DAYS AND CHANGE UNTIL THE BIGGEST SALE OF THE YEAR IN CHINA

In /csg/ we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

>IRC channel #/csg/ on rizon

>Discord channel
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>Chink Shit Randomiser
chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki:
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general [REQUIRED READING ESPECIALLY BUYING GUIDES]

>News
•user does a quick and dirty review of an xbox360 PC controller •Breakdown of the new Xiaomi Redmi 4 •user receives his Xiaomi wool gloves for touchscreens •user links to a guide on how to flash your Xiaomi without unlocking the bootloader •user receives his USB dustcover •Same user receives Aviator sunglasses •How to turn your car into a room with bed and table •user receives his Xbox elite sticks and Dpad

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Previous thread

>skype/gaming
both most of the times use pretty bad codecs combined with a really low amount of bandwidth usage to compensate for speed over quality so it should be fine

Don't own a TV, used to watching movies/shows on my laptop. Would a cheap as dirt smartphone projector be an improvement and worth the ten bucks?

What Chinese laptop does Sup Forums recommend?

I want something like a Thinkpad.

BIKINI DETOX

Get a thinkpad

Thinkpads are chinese. You can get decent X220s and T430s for less than $200 on ebay.

You should just get a Thinkpad.

Only if you don't want to pay a TV license

I need a TV (DVI/HDMI). Are there any good Chinese ones?

enjoy 4 trillion in dhl shipping cost.

no

Go buy the store brand at walmart, or the source or something

They will put $1.00 shipping value on the sticker. It will be cheap, no?

It's not the value, but the weight.

if the sticker makes the tv 30pounds lighter, then yes.

Got my Official Xiaomi Case for Kate

Doesn't cover top/bottom but otherwise very nice.

you forgot my mail in the news :'-(

TVs are much cheaper to buy locally because any T.V from china will have something like 100$ air shipping.

Your local online or physical store however pays a lot less for the shipping because they ship things by boat by the container.

>implying they wont send it as "0.050kg"
>"game console"
>"2$"

any chance of finding a mi band for five euros with the sale?

Oh shit, I apologize. I knew I missed something. Will you be able to forgive me, user?

No. Don't get this.

I'm looking on eBay now. I want a regular 1080p HDTV. No DVD player, no Smart TV features, no internet. no Bluetooth, No WIFI

ebay.com/sch/LED-LCD-Not-Supported-1080p-Televisions/11071/bn_15944860/i.html

APPROVED /CSG/ YOUTUBE CHANNELS

Dirty Reviews - reviewed the world's cheapest chink mechanical keyboard and other memes.
youtube.com/channel/UCNEcL1eSr7FeA4RMQE6UXxg

Comfy Reviews - most well-known for BM-800 phantom power tests and chink knife reviews
youtube.com/channel/UCZzcBC-YrD-PPupuJVblRpg

Awful Reviews - famously unwatchable rambling reviews
youtube.com/channel/UCaJ3EdxM9skBDoGP2SlMRDQ

Fyodor Dostomedsky - an arthouse experiment to see how unrelated and weird video reviews can be before Gearbest rejects them. So far they've accepted them all.
youtube.com/channel/UCkf-fzryH0zwCaYCJFGnxWw

Cheap Chinese Crap Review - a new /csg/ channel reviewing chink toothbrushes, drones and cheap toys
youtube.com/channel/UCpZrhMsEVJb21CyaAoF0CTg

Cheeky Tech - I don't even know what this is supposed to be.
youtube.com/channel/UCRhetomZYw-MKpm4OmzxX8

Why do you keep forgetting karpathy?

not a chance, 10 maybe.

Out of respect, Karpathy is the one who inhaled that deadly chink powder and now he's slowly dying before our eyes. He doesn't need more attention in his final moments.
youtube.com/watch?v=ZQkJyse46EA

Why do you keep forgetting geeekystuff?

Discord link is broke?

no problem

Why do you keep remembering Comfy Reviews

f

what deadly chink powder

This is a good thing. Discord is cancer.

so we have finally found an cure for cancer

really makes you think

archive.rebeccablacktech.com/g/thread/S57213483#p57217050
"I dispute a seller on Ali because he sent me crap
Two weeks later I receive a poisonous package, I opened the parcel, shit hit a bracelet was in it, and I felt a sharp burning finger
In the package there was a paper message "I hope you will die"

Karpathy wasn't happy with the shitty made for women cardigan he got from Ali to complete his Topshop wardrobe of womanly clothes so he disputed. Then they sent him deadly powder out of spite. RIP.

bought iems last week and now see them on 11/11 sale for $15 less.

can I jew the vendor for the same discount or partial refund?

Decent open earphones?

Because the sperg who posts that list is comfy

whats the deal with pico projectors? anyone tested them? I feel like its a nifty thing to add to my comfy battlestation

They're crap, if it's not completely dark you won't see anything at all and the resolution isn't really high.

All picos suck, chink or otherwise

Where can I get a good T series Thinkpad?

i live in the north, its dark from like 3pm until like 8am.

i was just thinking of using one for casual tv before i go to sleep

i don't intend to do anything serious with it.

taobao

>>taobao
I can't read this asian please help

good luck

nihao lichan

Why not just to use a monitor or a TV? They don't have enough power for a projection which is bigger than the image you would get from a cheap TV, and the TV probably has a 4x higher resolution. If you don't want to use it as a portable device there is no real reason to get one.

Do I get the autistic T420 model that doesn't have USB 3.0

or do I get one that's less autistic that has UEFI, USB 3.0 and a better display?

Redmi 4A

- 5 inch 720p
- Snapdragon 425
- 2GB RAM
- 13 MP camera, 5MP front
- 16 GB internal, hybrid dual-SIM slot
- 3,120 mAh
- MIUI 8 on Android M
Basically about 75 bucks.


Prolly gonna buy this as replacement for iphone 4s (yes I still had it).

Are /csg/ phones usually fully unlocked?

Not by default, you can unlock the Xiaomi phones usually, but you need to request an unlock code etc.

Chink projectors are shit, just get a better screen.

If by unlocked you mean can accept any sim card then yes.

If you mean the bootloader then:

What? What would they be locked to?

The Redmi 4 Pro/Prime is not that much more expensive and it comes with 3GB RAM + 32GB internal memory, Snapdragon 630 and a 1080p screen.

I mean fully unlocked as in

1) it works on any network carrier
2) I can easily flash a custom bootloader, recovery and ROM.

No it's locked to chinko the only Chinese carrier.
Good luck getting unlock codes!

>Fyodor Dostomedsky - an arthouse experiment to see how unrelated and weird video reviews can be before Gearbest rejects them. So far they've accepted them all.

You oversold that m8

>1) it works on any network carrier
Doesn't matter, no compatible bands in the U.S.

That lack of fingerprint scanner is kinda appealing to me

aliexpress.com/item/High-quality-Celestial-Star-Projector-Lamp-Night-Light-Starry-Sky-Romantic-Lamp-Bedroom-Decoration-Lighting-Gadget/32576754630.html

i think ill buy one during 11.11, they look pretty comfy

This one has the right bands for US

aliexpress.com/item/Original-Xiaomi-Mi-Max-6-44-4850mAh-Mobile-Phone-Snapdragon-650-Hexa-Core-1920x1080P-16MP-PDAF/32669095073.html

only if it hasnt shipped yet

So does every Le Eco phone from the Le 2.

had one
not as amazing as the pictures. it gets old fast
you'll use it about 3 times to impress people for a few seconds then throw it away.
can be easily done for free with a DIY lampshade made from things around the house

m.intl.taobao.com/search/search.html?q=Thinkpad

shipped.

but still have option to open dispute.

fuck, i want some nifty star projector to project some relaxing stars onto my ceiling so i can be comfy in bed but the only decent ones are expensive as shit

Currently waiting for 41 items to arrive.

How many open orders of Chink shit do other anons have?

150
i want to end my life

8. I'm a first-timer.

I have 19 and 1 which time is running out to get shipped

You goofed m8, why didn't you wait?

13
What the fuck?

Any Mitu display for my gf?

and 18 more in my cart

go away there is still time, chinkshit have consumed my life.

15 and i just discovered csg 2 weeks ago, i also don't have any money cuz im a temporary NEET due to health problems

are they all single items or several of each?

well you can still try i guess, if you want to be a dick

What do you even buy?

most of them single
everything that i can get under a dollar, hell i am waiting for some panties and a earbud.
A SINGLE MOTHERFUCKING EARBUD

Do you sell some of the chink shit you buy?
It is even useful chink shit like electronic components you buy or just useless shit like rubber ducks?

>A SINGLE MOTHERFUCKING EARBUD
minor kek

thanks for your small part in bankrupting our postal service

Do you have any cool EDC/gadget things to recommend?

>everything that i can get under a dollar, hell i am waiting for some panties and a earbud.
>A SINGLE MOTHERFUCKING EARBUD

I got a single motherfucking slipper, because who could know that the Chinks sell them per piece and not per pair. Now I'm waiting for the second slipper to arrive.


Most of my order are also around $1 or below, ordered some $4-5 as well, mostly sets of electric components where I get 1200 SMD parts or so

major fucking KEK!!!

medium kek

3

pathkektic

didn't hear about the 11/11 sale

you think if I offer them to upload a shilled review they would "reimburse" me?

Medium rare lel.

Should I buy a redmi 3s even though it doesn't have all European 4g bands

based cheapfags of /csg/ i beeseech thee this boon

what is the best cheapest bootlegs of Kwaiken, spyderco, and benchamde balisongs, standard knives, and infidel knives on the /csg/ sites? also essee knives would be appreciated guys. and the best poorfag lights.

im going to order some for the gunshow in february, to sell. i want to open a EDC booth, raising enough money to get more goodies, to get more money to start selling real shit, and opening a webstore.

much love my bros, may you find all kinds of neat penny items, and may you never get chinked.

/csg/ not your personal army

What even is this shit?
I mean, I know of dakimakuras but shit man. That looks fucking disgusting.

Read the wiki.

callate we