"Hey user, thanks for helping me install Facebook, is there anything I can do for you in return?"

"Hey user, thanks for helping me install Facebook, is there anything I can do for you in return?"

deez nuts!

*unzips dick*

Can we hold hands?

she has nice fingers... mhmm

Some pussy would be nice.

wtf is harambe doing in the background

Sure, just leave me alone from now on bitch

>thanks for helping me install Facebook
triggered

look at her watch, that's a man watch

0/10 wouldn't even let her suck my dick

C-can i get an autograph on this pic?

Never tell anyone I did that
and never speak to me again.

Thank you.

> turn 360 degrees and walk away

buy me a beer today after work

"Install Gentoo."

I want to smell her farts

>California
>Keith
>I'm a virgin
What did she mean by this?

>> turn 360 degrees and walk away
lol what an idiot

I fucking laughed ty user (NOT OP)

You can give me some of those cool upvote stickers xD

Yeah, I could need a girlfriend. Do you happen to know a single woman who is not as ugly as you are?

bix nood muhfugga biiiitch

This