How are you going to deal with this shit, lads?

How are you going to deal with this shit, lads?

I don't want to unroot to then update and reroot, if that is even possible post patch

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security-tracker.debian.org/tracker/CVE-2016-5195
arstechnica.com/security/2016/11/fix-for-critical-android-rooting-bug-is-a-no-show-in-november-patch-release/
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Only serious answer: buy a Pixel next time

>Google
No thanks

>I want up-to-date Android
>I want Android itself, Google's creation
>I don't want Google

Grow up, manchild.
If you don't want botnet, disconnect from the e-grid. Check your (non-Google) email once a day using freetard programs on Linux. Buy physical newspapers and books. 'Chat' to people only when you see them IRL.

Been patched out for a while now.

>Android is a Google creation
>freetard
>buy physical
>chat IRL
Are you an ignorant on purpose? Jc

I am sick and tired of seeing Sup Forums drag the holy animal's name through the fucking dirt. Linux is shit, kindly keep your fucking qualms against cows out of this.

But user, chatting irl is indeed superior to online.

>exploits a race condition

Which race does it affect?

Browns.
It's like vitiligo but in reverse.
Black patches grow on brown skin.
Hence the name, 'Dirty Cow'.

Sweet. I'm safe then.

No it's not

You're either a moron or a troll.

security-tracker.debian.org/tracker/CVE-2016-5195

The patch is not out for Android
That's what im saying

>rooted android
just patch your kernel

sarcastic pajeet or legit pajeet???

Fuck.

No patch yet?? Even the slowest moving, most esoteric distros have patched by now.

arstechnica.com/security/2016/11/fix-for-critical-android-rooting-bug-is-a-no-show-in-november-patch-release/

Google trying to milk some pixel sales

Google can shove their pixel up their ass. Shitty overpriced botnet phone

>I want up-to-date Android
>I want Android itself, Google's creation
>I don't want Google
Nexus 5x running Copperhead OS. No Google, always up to date Android and it's even got some neat security-features.

Who makes a logo for a security vulnerability?

>>up-to-date Android

That's an oxymoron.

Very funny.

Daily reminder if this was iOS it would have been patched across all affected devices within a week.
Now you have to wait for your particular brand of pajeetphone to push an update, if they ever do it

Def pajeet

it's patched on Copperhead, the only relevant Android variant.

>Nexus 5x running Copperhead OS. No Google, always up to date Android and it's even got some neat security-features.

I'm jelly. I need this.

>'Chat' to people
disgusting.bmp

Buy a real phone next time.

Why aren't you running CM already?

> (You)
>Buy a real phone next time.
>SHIELD tablet

Manlet.

some Sup Forumstard who doesn't know he's a Sup Forumstard yet

>i'll do the logo

> (You)
>Manlet.
>SHIELD tablet

me on the second floor