Bad tech ideas?
I'll go first:
A keyboard that capitalizes based on how hard you press the keys.
Bad ideas
Michael White
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Hunter Brown
A mid-range to high-range laptop that uses only one kind of port that is not universally common, but can take adapters to accommodate other ports.
Easton Gomez
A keyboard that gives [] their own keys but not ().
Kevin Diaz
everything apple did this year
John Reyes
using old computer hardware because "it still works great!"
Brandon Sanders
Why is this bad? You could still have CAPS and Shift, but it will sell nice to people who get angry a lot. You would be able to set a threshold so when you specifically get angry, it starts CAPSING.
Brayden Wright
Once upon a time no ports were universally common, lad.
Ryder Perry
A machine that checks your health and prints an excuse note if it detects you're sick.
Jack Turner
Now they are. Which is why its retarded not to use them.
Lincoln Kelly
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Aaron Cooper
> checks your health
Literally impossible.
Nolan Diaz
It just needs an anal probe
Samuel Ross
Just stick a modern Samsung cell phone up your ass, then use the integrated pulse oximeter to check blood flow to the rectal walls.
Luis Gonzalez
Yeah, really, I think this'd be awesome.
OP, go make one.
Ayden Butler
Well unfortunately that would explode and wouldn't do much good checking my health.
Connor Smith
It should also be able to return the amount of pressure so you can script other events as well.
Gavin Powell
That would be awesome for gaming.
Liam Campbell
Edible thermal paste
A Bluetooth flashlight
Brody Sanders
How is saving money bad?
Jayden Lopez
COBOL
Ryder Murphy
An alarm tone for every TCP packet you receive. You can't turn it off without paying a monthly fee.
Dominic Butler
Think pads.
OT: motherboards that restrict OC abilities
Cameron Brooks
Blake Young
Wooting google :>)
Gavin Nelson
>Its for bbcode
Just like > is for xtml
Angel Garcia
Tiny trackball where the thinkpad nipple sits
Jason Davis
so what? do we actually make new stuff that shits on standards just because, technically going back to worse times and call it innovation?
I bet you like your black cocks in your wife and in your ass.
Jeremiah Baker
A Linux OS without bash.
Nathaniel Cook
>A keyboard that capitalizes based on how hard you press the keys.
ew is that what the new mac book does?
S A V A G E
>macfags have no ports
Nolan Carter
A Linux OS
Oliver Campbell
Your bad ideas are the ATM.